[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Does she know what Pastor Zeke's like?

I'll ask you to show a little more respect to your betters. Anyway, yes, of course Sister BTB knows what Pastor Zeke is like. He is one of the most decent, loving, God-fearing True Christian™ gentlemen it's ever been my priviledge to know. Why, if he wasn't already engaged when I first came to Freehold and if I didn't meet my husband, Mr. Joseph Whitford, well...

[Goats]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

That poor woman! Does she know what Zekey's like? If so, then when does she come out of the loony bin to get married?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Think Zekey! you know who I am, ban me!

If you want to be banned, why do you keep signing up? Pastor Zeke is a decent, Christian gentleman, and he's happily engaged to be married. Do not try to pull him into your sick games just because it "gets you off".

[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Think Zekey! you know who I am, ban me!

Now aren't we a little attention seeking trollop.

"Oooh ban me please. Again. Ahhh. Feels goooood. Yes, it's meeee!"

Harlot!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Think Zekey! you know who I am, ban me!

We have thousands, if not tens of thousands, of trolls who parade their tired carcasses through this forum on a regular basis. Given your lack of originality, why would anyone remember you over the other nameless faces?

If you want to leave this board so bad, then just leave.

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Think Zekey! you know who I am, ban me!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Not likely, I've requested for Zeke to ban me.

Why should you be banned? You haven't done anything that every other drunken criminal aussie scum hasn't done in our Godly forum. We're used to it, no need to throw yourself off a bridge.

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Not likely, I've requested for Zeke to ban me.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

1. I used to love Jesus, but my faith has since being destroyed in the hands of certain True Christians ™ Americans

That's just a terrible statement. It's good that you found us, though. Spend some time here, and hopefully your faith will be strengthened.

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Why is it that you drunken criminal aussie scum are all so hateful? Why do you hate Jesus so?

1. I am not drunk, criminal and scum, don't judge, you don't know me.
2. I used to love Jesus, but my faith has since being destroyed in the hands of certain True Christians ™ Americans

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Banned not band.

Can I ask you a question good pastor? Is Bobby-Joe your real name? If it is, it's a real shame that your mother gave you such a hicks-ville name. I'd change it personally.

Why is it that you drunken criminal aussie scum are all so hateful? Why do you hate Jesus so?

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Banned not band.

Can I ask you a question good pastor? Is Bobby-Joe your real name? If it is, it's a real shame that your mother gave you such a hicks-ville name. I'd change it personally.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Haven't even read the topic. Probably a load of bullshit anyway. Hello I'm back to argue my point across to you stubborn gits. Pastor Ezekiel, your mum tasted sweet last night The biscuits she made were good too.

Another useless post like that an you will band. You welcome to express your' opinion but kiddy troll and you're out of here.

Do you understand?

[Goats]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Haven't even read the topic. Probably a load of bullshit anyway. Hello I'm back to argue my point across to you stubborn gits. Pastor Ezekiel, your mum tasted sweet last night The biscuits she made were good too.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd...He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

As if we needed any proof that you're a drunken, criminal liar, there's no chance that even the president of a cesspool like Australia would take a phone call from a barely literate retarded like you. With your near complete lack of knowledge on how to properly use an apostrophe, I even doubt you have the mental capacity to know how to use a phone.
But let's say that Australia is even more backward than previously thought possible that your president would take your call, and you are more intelligent than your posts would indicate and you were able to make the call. Crocodile Kevin Rudd is a notorious cut and runner who wouldn't have the intestinal fortitude to shoot down a Cessna carrying Osama Bin Laden let alone a private American jet.