[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Nobar King, I think you should update your map as if may lead the missionaries into a real disaster. NSW and Canberra is full of thilthy Japanese and Aboriginals. Did you know that the abos have their own embassy made out of twigs?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I think that little island at the bottom is NZ.
The rest of Australia (represented by the question mark) is an open cut uranium mine.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Sister MM, this is an old map so it might not be very helpful.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

So in addition to being drunks, criminals, and cut and runners, they're commies too? Our missionaries aren't arriving a moment too soon. I just pray they make it there before Rapture, otherwise it will be far too late.

[Juliette]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Wait a minute; Are you telling me that they have a city named after that drug-addicted monkey-worshiper? The guy who foisted one of the greatest hoaxes on Mankind ever perpetrated (evilution) and wanted to marry his cocker spaniel!?

Then it really is true. There is absolutely no morality in that vile island cesspool. I am stunned.

I suppose that have a city named "satan" as well?

Pastor Zeke,

I couldn't find proof of a city named 'Satan' in Australien yet.

But I'm afraid our brave Mission has no idea what kind Godmockery they are going to face.

In the Godless village of Sissydney I found this bar. And these depraved vile sinners named it after one of the greatest dangerous heathens that ever touched the soil of the earth.

Jesus weeps.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

In Australia we foster an awareness

I'm not sure how to take that. Is that like the Foster's Parents Plan?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Thank you, Sister MM. I really appreciate your letting me know this. Have a blessed evening!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm sorry, Brother King? Have I said something to offend you? If so, I apologize; I certainly didn't mean to.

Don't worry. He was talking to those indecisive Kiwis who couldn't decide between Christian and Catholic. I'm sure once our missionaries are finished with them, the choice will be Christian and Jesus.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm sorry, Brother King? Have I said something to offend you? If so, I apologize; I certainly didn't mean to.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Pick one or the other already.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I love that the brochure says, "Catholic or Christian values." That tells me that even these God-forsaken savages know enough to acknowledge that there is a big difference between catholic and Christian!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

It's my pleasure. Thanks for pointing out that I should cite my quotes whenever possible. That's very important these days because people can go around just saying anything, and expect people to believe it just because it is written. Look at Wikipedia.

I for one would never fall into the trap of believing something just because its written down.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

It's my pleasure. Thanks for pointing out that I should cite my quotes whenever possible. That's very important these days because people can go around just saying anything, and expect people to believe it just because it is written. Look at Wikipedia.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Sorry that took so long brother guy! I haven't used my scanner in YEARS! I had trouble finding an extra power cable for it, too. Most have gone in the trash with my old computers. How do you connect a ps2 device again? Anyway, I downloaded new drivers and it works great still.

Thats fantastic . Those Catholics actually think they're 'christian'. haha.
Thankyou for going to all that trouble just for me.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Sorry that took so long brother guy! I haven't used my scanner in YEARS! I had trouble finding an extra power cable for it, too. Most have gone in the trash with my old computers. How do you connect a ps2 device again? Anyway, I downloaded new drivers and it works great still.