[Talitha]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

These lines from the original Lyrics:

"Let me Abos go loose, Lou, Let me Abos go loose. They're of no further use, Lou, so let me Abos go loose."

Seem to be a bit of a slur against Australia's Indigenous population.

SEE ALSO.......

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Missionaries, I believe I've tracked down the Australien national anthem for you. Remember, you will be guests in their country until it's annexed, so stand to attention and say a quiet prayer of rebuke when you hear this being played.

I'm not quite able to make out all the words, but it appears to be about bestiality and bondage, truly a perverted song. But remember, the Australiens don't know any better yet, and once they've heard the Word of God, I've no doubt they will ditch it in favor of The Star Spangled Banner.

(If you can't see the above video, click here to go directly to it.)

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I dare say it might get confusing once they finally do arrive:

[Juliette]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

My God.

I'm completely THRILLED with the idea of our brave missionaries being on their way to that Godless deserted depraved hellhole Austrialia.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'd be surprised if you actually make it to Australia. None of you seem to know where Australia is located. Most of you think it's in the northern hemisphere. I'm guessing you'll run out of fuel and crash into the sea before you realise where you are

If they do crash, it'll be the faulty of those swarthy Italian pilots we use on our jets. For those of you who think Landover doesn't care, well, I'll have you know we refuse to use Christian pilots on any aircraft in case of rapture, and because most Italians are Catholic, they're safe in the c**kpit.

[bung79]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'd be surprised if you actually make it to Australia. None of you seem to know where Australia is located. Most of you think it's in the northern hemisphere. I'm guessing you'll run out of fuel and crash into the sea before you realise where you are

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal.cfm?sub=Parade&nav=Mardi%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?

I just noticed that you guys seemed to be going to Sydney at a strange time & was wondering if some of you were closet fags and were thinking of "coming out" whilst over here?

While I regret clicking on your demonic link, I did notice this parade of sodomy ends on March 2nd. Our missionaries will be there on July 15th, so whatever you're trying to insinuate about our goals, it's obvious you didn't read the announcement at all.
Next time you try to assassinate the character of decent True Christian(tm) folk, try to get your facts straight first.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Ok, you said that already. Doesn't giving up your sinful past and devoting your life to Jesus sound like a good idea?

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You should only be wary of him if you have gay or pedaphilic tendancies or intend hijacking a plane on the way over here.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I think we should be wary of this Fred guy.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Ahhh - I was just wondering if your "missionaries" had similar beliefs to some of the christian leaders over here - ie as long as you are the giver & not the reciever/as long as the seed isn't spilt past the sphincter or if the choir boy is younger than 14 it is not classed as homosexuality?

Either way I suppose it is a case of "what goes away - stays away" when travelling to the gay capitol of Australia.

An appropriate place to stay in my opinion would be "Kings Cross".
Highly recomended for clientelle with your apparent "tastes".

I shall be letting The Reverend Fred know of your impending arrival.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I can guarantee you that when the missionaries referred to 'coming out to Australia', that is not what they meant.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Not at all Pastor - I like all good southern Melbournites think they all along with the coons, wog's, chinks etc should be stranded on Van Diemen's land with the rest of the inbred two headed freaks and then turn it into a glass crater.

I just noticed that you guys seemed to be going to Sydney at a strange time & was wondering if some of you were closet fags and were thinking of "coming out" whilst over here?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal.cfm?sub=Parade&nav=Mardi%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?

So you God hating aussie scum are actually PROUD of this yearly queer street riot?

No wonder God witholds His blessings from your vile island.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal.cfm?sub=Parade&nav=Mardi%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?