[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm sure our brothers and sisters will be welcome with open arms when they arrive in Sydney harbor. This is from a travel brochure:

Id very much like to see a scan or link to that please Brother King.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm sure our brothers and sisters will be welcome with open arms when they arrive in Sydney harbor. This is from a travel brochure:

In Australia we foster an awareness of the benefit of responsible citizenship within our society. We strive to develop understanding, acceptance and respect for all individuals and groups regardless of race, culture, creed, gender or religious belief. We look to develop citizens with Catholic or Christian values who can relate constructively and compassionately to others.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I was so excited while posting this information that I may have made it a bit muddled. I'd like to 'restructure' the information, so that Australians can understand it without getting too confused... here goes...

1. Australias first national flag looked like the Stars and stripes
2. It was then redesigned by a kiwi, and that design is the current Aussie flag
3. It features the union jack of the UK, a completely different country
4. it looks identical to the NZ flag and a huge number of other Ensigns and Oceanic Nations flags so closely resembling the Australian flag that they are difficult to tell apart.
5. Significantly, it fails to feature the hotline number for Alcoholics Anonymous,which should be included as a matter of national importance
6. neither does it feature any contact details for MENSA, for obvious reasons.

Do ya unda stand wot Ive written mates?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Well I never. It turns out that the Initial design for the Australian Flag , back in 1900 , was almost identical to the Stars and Stripes!! A Subsequent competition to redesign the Australian flag had 5 winners - one of whom was a Kiwi! The Australian flag was designed by a New Zealander!!!

http://www.irishaustralia.com/Australian/Anthem/flagsetc.htm

William Stevens, Steamship Officer, Auckland, New Zealand (1866-1928) .

"In 1900 the Melbourne journal the Evening Herald held a competition with a prize of 25 Pounds for the best design for a Federal Australian Flag, and eventually a prize design was selected.

This design bears no resemblance to the present National Flag, and actually was of stars and stripes on the pattern of the United States Flag. "

and there's more ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Australia

The flag's initial reception was mixed. The then republican[7] magazine The Bulletin labelled it,

a staled réchauffé of the British flag, with no artistic virtue, no national significance... Minds move slowly: and Australia is still Britain's little boy. What more natural than that he should accept his father's cut-down garments, – lacking the power to protest, and only dimly realising his will. That bastard flag is a true symbol of the bastard state of Australian opinion.[8]

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Well I never. It turns out that the Initial design for the Australian Flag , back in 1900 , was almost identical to the Stars and Stripes!! A Subsequent competition to redesign the Australian flag had 5 winners - one of whom was a Kiwi! The Australian flag was designed by a New Zealander!!!

http://www.irishaustralia.com/Australian/Anthem/flagsetc.htm

William Stevens, Steamship Officer, Auckland, New Zealand (1866-1928) .

"In 1900 the Melbourne journal the Evening Herald held a competition with a prize of 25 Pounds for the best design for a Federal Australian Flag, and eventually a prize design was selected.

This design bears no resemblance to the present National Flag, and actually was of stars and stripes on the pattern of the United States Flag. "

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Wait a minute; Are you telling me that they have a city named after that drug-addicted monkey-worshiper? The guy who foisted one of the greatest hoaxes on Mankind ever perpetrated (evilution) and wanted to marry his cocker spaniel!?

Then it really is true. There is absolutely no morality in that vile island cesspool. I am stunned.

I suppose that have a city named "satan" as well?

No, but they do have an animal called a Tasmanian devil. The state of Tasmania was known by convicts as 'The Isle of Sodomy',while it was being used as a Prison colony.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Here's the Darwin City flag. Note how the Drunken white settler and The Aborigine are engaged in a tussle over the coat of arms, presumably for its recycling value as scrap metal.

Wait a minute; Are you telling me that they have a city named after that drug-addicted monkey-worshiper? The guy who foisted one of the greatest hoaxes on Mankind ever perpetrated (evilution) and wanted to marry his cocker spaniel!?

Then it really is true. There is absolutely no morality in that vile island cesspool. I am stunned.

I suppose that have a city named "satan" as well?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

this flag is far more accurate.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As per Sister Mary Marias suggestion, I am drawing up the petition to change the City of Darwin to the city of 'Salvationville' as we speak.

Members of the Department of faith are outlining plans to force Rugby League players to wear helmets, and restrict television coverage to Pay per view only.
Thats just for starters. We'll have these Godless Australians worshipping Jesus and loving it or they'll die trying.

Here's the Darwin City flag. Note how the Drunken white settler and The Aborigine are engaged in a tussle over the coat of arms, presumably for its recycling value as scrap metal.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE to Him Who has guided our righteous leaders to that singular enclave of heathenism and depravity, that UNholy island called Australia!

This proves beyond a doubt that Landover Baptist Church is indeed the ONE TRUE CHURCH! For we are the FIRST to send missionaries and emissaries to that Godless land, even though its sordid history is well known throughout the world. It is a repository of rejects, criminals, and undesirables of every stripe who were vanquished from Engerland--from ENGERLAND, of all places, where homerism and drugism and every other perversion is not only tolerated but encouraged! The Engerlish found these individuals too sickening and perverted even for their own lax morality, so instead of dealing with them, they shipped them as far away from Engerland as they could, dumped them, and left them to their own devices--and we here today are seeing the result of that cowardly action!

But True Christians(TM) never shirk their duty, and are bold in spirit. And so the blessed leaders of our Church shall go forth in the Spirit of the Lord and bring order to that blighted, benighted land.

My heart is so full that my cups runneth over! GLORY!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As per Sister Mary Marias suggestion, I am drawing up the petition to change the City of Darwin to the city of 'Salvationville' as we speak.

Members of the Department of faith are outlining plans to force Rugby League players to wear helmets, and restrict television coverage to Pay per view only.
Thats just for starters. We'll have these Godless Australians worshipping Jesus and loving it or they'll die trying.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Praise Jesus everyone! The Holy Ghost is hard at work on this day!!

The work will be long and arduous, Brothers and sisters. I know that Brother Guy has been our point man on this project, but now that the Pastors have decided to launch a full-blown effort, we have to give it our all.

The abos are deranged drug addicts and sex maniacs. No less dangerous are the "whites," a pack of inbred criminals who spend their days drinking Fosters and raping each other. Sodomy is encouraged by what passes for a government there, and there are few laws if any. The good news is that the population is quite cowardly, and they respond well when given orders by their natural superiors, Americans. Apparently the locals have long thought of themselves as America's "extra state," so we may have rapid success.

A steady supply of Bible will be sent, and several cases of Chick Tracts are on their way even as we speak, to be airdropped all over the Godless cesspool called Australasia. While we aren't sure about what percentage of the population are capable of speaking American, Brother Guy has assured us that inundating the island with KJV Bibles and good Christian Chick Tracts will pay dividends in the long run.

I am pleased to announce that the Haliburton Corporation has agreed to handle logistics and security for us. We are hoping to lure Brother Trent away from his duties in Iraq to help oversee things on that end.

More information will be released as our Godly pogrom progresses. Praise Jesus!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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I like it! But if I may make a couple of suggestions...

I like the creative energy going on at the moment. May I offer this link to assist you in any other endeavours you care to undertake?

http://www.irishaustralia.com/Australian/Anthem/flagsetc.htm

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Once these Heathens have been forced off the Island and into the Sea we can start building what could possibly be the next new State of America.
In fact, even a New Freehold!!

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I like it! But if I may make a couple of suggestions...

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Nice work Sister Talitha.

But isn't it far more easy and more appropriate to just add one star, or let's say half of one into the Godly Star Spangled Banner?

Thats a great Idea. The Australian state flag can be Sister Talithas, and an extra star can be added to the SSB.
Jobs done.
I used to have that flag as my avatar. I think Ill change it back again...it seems 'timely'.