[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Too bad Mr. Whitford isn't going on this mission, as he would be a shining example of the glory of God's redemption of former sinners.

Is Mr Whitford aware of how much of Gods work needs to be done in Sydney what with the upcoming Gay and Lesbiaenne mardi gras demonstrations? Wehave many placards and signs prepared and i would dearly love Mr Whitford to get his hands on one.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

ok so, Master Whitford only under pays staff, over pays customers and essentially abuses the poor all round. Does he pay a full tithe partnership? if you want to be traditionalist, he should be paying half his wage to pay the church for allowing him to prosper.

So what do you do for a living? do you have a job or too busy being a womb?

What does any of this have to do with the Mission to Australia? I will answer, but if you have any more questions, start a new thread in an appropriate sub-forum.
My husband, Mr. Whitford, pays all of his employees exactly what they're worth. No more, no less. Not a single complaint comes from any of his salons, stores, or Indonesian factories.
Together we are Platinum Tithers. That's over $5 million annually to the church (and we're well over the minimum).
As for myself, I don't have a job. It's unseemly for women to be in the workforce, taking jobs away from men.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

ok so, Master Whitford only under pays staff, over pays customers and essentially abuses the poor all round. Does he pay a full tithe partnership? if you want to be traditionalist, he should be paying half his wage to pay the church for allowing him to prosper.

So what do you do for a living? do you have a job or too busy being a womb?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Too bad Mr. Whitford isn't going on this mission, as he would be a shining example of the glory of God's redemption of former sinners.

Can we perhaps be joyed by the presence of his secretary, Sister M&M?

Also, you probably forgot to explain to this caitlin guy what Platinum Tithing Status means!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Does your husband Mr. Whitford steal from the church donations? or just the poor?

Oh no! I think you're confused! My husband, Mr. Whitford, is American, silly! Not Australien!
He made his millions honestly. He started with one hair salon and soon built a fairly large chain. Thanks to smart investments, diversification and growth in the companies he owns (including one I started - Born Again Babies(tm)), and President Bush's tax cuts for the rich, he's only getting richer every day.
See what good things happen when you're sober and law abiding? Too bad Mr. Whitford isn't going on this mission, as he would be a shining example of the glory of God's redemption of former sinners.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Does your husband Mr. Whitford steal from the church donations? or just the poor?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

HAHA.... there's the hint of a sense of humour i see. It's a good thing because you don't have much else going for you.

All I need is Jesus and my husband, Mr. Whitford. Mr. Whitford's millions are only an added blessing from God.
Anyway, I'm not here to provide amusement for you, or to be the target of your insults, Sheila.

[bung79]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Or as they call it quietly in the Vatican, "smorgasbord".

HAHA.... there's the hint of a sense of humour i see. It's a good thing because you don't have much else going for you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

(That's the scene at World Youth Day)

Or as they call it quietly in the Vatican, "smorgasbord".

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

They're not catholic training manuals, they're language instruction. You know that the vcrs aren't hooked up to tvs right? That would be too much temptation. We just let the students listen to the audio portion.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Godly brothers and sisters, I can see that the mission to Australia is going to be even more difficult than once expected. Our missionaries are going to be faced with the worst types of human scum and filth, judging from what we've seen around here recently.

More like people on fire for Jesus! (That's the scene at World Youth Day)

Hopefully they are able to learn the local dialect before they arrive. That will make assimilation slightly easier. I donated some old Mel Gibson VHS movies to the LBC library video room, so the missionaries can go in and train and study the language.

Pretty cool, seeing that Mel Gibson is a Catholic...

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Friends - What we have here is the common Australianderthal.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Godly brothers and sisters, I can see that the mission to Australia is going to be even more difficult than once expected. Our missionaries are going to be faced with the worst types of human scum and filth, judging from what we've seen around here recently.

Hopefully they are able to learn the local dialect before they arrive. That will make assimilation slightly easier. I donated some old Mel Gibson VHS movies to the LBC library video room, so the missionaries can go in and train and study the language.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I think we need to speed up our mission.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

SWEET!!!!!

Just remember that I like my spit roast medium rare.