[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Father Thomas Martin seems to be the only normal person on this fucked up website.

Father - don't bother, they aren't worth saving their souls from hell. Let them burn.

[Talitha]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Secular law is irrelevant...Acts 5:29 says so!

Shame on you for saying that. No wonder so many of your Cult think they can go around touching up young Boys.

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Don't try to get by World Youth Day-if I run into you, I'm seizing all your tracts and throwing them into the bonfire...

Secular law is irrelevant...Acts 5:29 says so!

Look at your avatar - you must be 60 years old!! Whats a 60 year old catholic priest doing going to 'world youth day"?
hang on.....oooooooooooooh I knoooooooooooooow........

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Don't try to get by World Youth Day-if I run into you, I'm seizing all your tracts and throwing them into the bonfire...

Secular law is irrelevant...Acts 5:29 says so!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

There are no jungles in Australia

could rainforest be called "jungle'?
I don't know. What do those lying ScIeNtists define as 'jungle', and how does it differ from 'rainforest'? I've never needed to know.
I suspect this australopatheticus doesnt know either.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Like all True Christian™ women, sister Mary Maria gets her self-worth from her husband. Do you have any problem with that?

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

Well I guess in a country such as yours with such a high unemployment rate.......

[bung79]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

....Next year will be another story though, as the missionaries plan on being in the jungles of Australia for a full year,

There are no jungles in Australia

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Do you have any self worth?

Like all True Christian™ women, sister Mary Maria gets her self-worth from her husband. Do you have any problem with that?

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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oh well, deal with it, pray for me

Backsassing isn't going to get you anywhere, Bruce.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

oh well, deal with it, pray for me

[VictoryOS]

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Sister Mary Maria Slop

I don't like your tone, missy...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Do you have any self worth?

1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

One doesn't get any more worthy than that (unless they're a man, but that wasn't God's plan for me).

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Do you have any self worth?

She's worth more to Jesus than you are.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As for myself, I don't have a job. It's unseemly for women to be in the workforce, taking jobs away from men.

Do you have any self worth?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Is Mr Whitford aware of how much of Gods work needs to be done in Sydney what with the upcoming Gay and Lesbiaenne mardi gras demonstrations? Wehave many placards and signs prepared and i would dearly love Mr Whitford to get his hands on one.

Unfortunately the missionaries won't be there in time for that celebration of abomination this year, Brother Guy, but we have a crate of Chick tracts for you to hand out. Next year will be another story though, as the missionaries plan on being in the jungles of Australia for a full year, and by 2009 there should be enough True Christian(tm) Australiens to overwhelm the parade of sin.