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  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

    no point in arguing with individuals from the dark ages
    they will stick to their beliefs even with contradicting evidence
    men who have fun with choir boys are their leaders
    intelligence has no place here
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

      Friend, the choir boy thing... that's priests you are talking about, right?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

        Originally posted by asdfghj View Post
        no point in arguing with individuals from the dark ages
        they will stick to their beliefs even with contradicting evidence
        men who have fun with choir boys are their leaders
        intelligence has no place here
        Tell me about it, it's incredible how blind these estonians are. Not to mention that choir boy thing! So many have already gone on about it. They are obsessed with little boys, for God knows why.

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        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
          They are obsessed with little boys, for God knows why.
          In such a backwards country like Estonia, gay sex is what they do for recreation. They pass this hobby from priest to choirboy.


          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

            Originally posted by asdfghj View Post
            intelligence has no place here
            Assuming you are in Estonia, you are right!
            Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              In such a backwards country like Estonia, gay sex is what they do for recreation. They pass this hobby from priest to choirboy.


              proof?
              you could stop lieing and making things up perhaps?
              and learn the difference between estonian and russian and not mix those 2 together like there the same thing
              Proverbs 26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                Originally posted by Raines View Post
                proof?
                Proof.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                  Originally posted by Raines View Post
                  proof?
                  you could stop lieing and making things up perhaps?
                  and learn the difference between estonian and russian and not mix those 2 together like there the same thing
                  Friend, you commies are all the same. You people move borders like I change skivvies. Next week, Putin will be building a villa in his newly conquered 'territory'. I know you people fold faster than a french T-shirt.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                    the attitude present is not a far step from the people who strap a belt around themselves
                    i guess thats one thing we can thank western society for

                    but nonetheless hillbilly incest has clearly left a deep scar
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                      Does anybody here remember when Estonia tried to blame their Internet outages on a massive and sophisticated act of cyber-warfare?


                      It turned out those silly gypsies had simply forgotten to pay the government's AOL bill. I guess they're accustomed to getting everything for free.


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                      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                        "A survey carried out in September 2002 found that there was a high level of discrimination against gay, lesbian and bisexual people in Estonia."

                        whereas over there they can get married and adopt, now aint that strange
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                          Originally posted by asdfghj View Post
                          "A survey carried out in September 2002 found that there was a high level of discrimination against gay, lesbian and bisexual people in Estonia."

                          whereas over there they can get married and adopt, now aint that strange
                          Well, well, well, taking pride in your own people's intolerance (even if based on 12 years old statitics), you might be a True Christian™ material, sweetie!

                          Now you just have to stop wearing mixed fabrics, stop eating shellfish, and allow to fill you with His Holy Love.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

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                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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                          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                            You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20
                            Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10
                            Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16
                            Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7
                            Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13
                            Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20


                            I do not require the approval of someone who wants to kill.
                            Neither do I want anyone to fill my body with anything.
                            If love relates to killing, I do not require it.
                            Intolerance leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.
                            I wish to stay away from the dark abyss you so lovingly embrace.
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                              Originally posted by asdfghj View Post
                              You must kill those who worship another god.
                              Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own.
                              Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you.
                              Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own.
                              Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest.
                              Kill any false prophets.
                              Sure, if we were Jews living in the first century before the birth of Christ.



                              Today, True Christians™ are required to follow the law of the government (Romans 13:1-4). Why do you think we're praying and lobbying so hard for a True Christian™ government?

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Does anybody here remember when Estonia tried to blame their Internet outages on a massive and sophisticated act of cyber-warfare?


                                It turned out those silly gypsies had simply forgotten to pay the government's AOL bill. I guess they're accustomed to getting everything for free.



                                I wish to apologize for this post. It has been brought to my attention that what I posted was factually wrong, and I am very, very sorry for my error.


                                It turns out the Estonian government had a subscription to Compuserve, and not AOL.

                                Please forgive me.
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