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  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

    Fuck off child molesters, i hope someone will bomb your church you faggots

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    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia



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      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

        Originally posted by Deviance View Post
        i hope someone will bomb your church you faggots
        True to form Estonian. Sad really.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

          This thread is so hilarious!! This has made me laugh so hard throughout the weekend. Thank you so much, American True Christians and Smart Estonians!


          I'm so proud of my fellow estonians for not letting them drag us down with this hatred. I'm so glad we forgave them for their ignorance about our country and people. I'm sure they will forgive us for saying few bad things about them too. After all, Jesus would.

          I think I need to put it out there. Just because Estonia isn't a religious counrty, doesn't mean we don't believe in God. We are spiritual. Most of us anyway.. I've met so many religious people in Estonia and they are wonderful! They follow the ways of Bible as you do. So, please, don't put as all in the same pit!
          We're not putting you all in the same pit! Least I'm not..
          None of you could define us what is God to you, but I can tell you, what is God to me.. God is positive universal energy that surrounds us and is with us and in us all the time..

          Thank you for your time

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          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

            Originally posted by usuhaiged View Post
            I can tell you, what is God to me.. God is positive universal energy that surrounds us and is with us and in us all the time..
            And this, my dear, is why God hates you personally.

            A "positive universal energy that surrounds us"? Like... a giant, invisible magnet?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              ...a giant, invisible magnet?
              Gods, how do they work??!?

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              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Like... a giant, invisible magnet?


                Or... it also sounds a bit like
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                  Originally posted by usuhaiged View Post
                  I'm so proud of my fellow estonians
                  Right

                  Originally posted by Deviance View Post
                  piffle off child molesters, i hope someone will bomb your church you faggots

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                  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    And this, my dear, is why God hates you personally.

                    A "positive universal energy that surrounds us"? Like... a giant, invisible magnet?

                    No, no, no, no.. This is why YOU and YOU alone hate me! God doesn't have anyone, God LOVES US ALL! Oh, yes he does, whether you like it or not! I'm still loved by god!

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                    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                      If Estonia has nothing whatsover to do with Russia, then how come that as much as 24% of Estonia's population are Russians?
                      Why there is 50% negros in America?


                      Allan Moss :
                      We offered the Indians eternal life through Jesus and they refused our blandishments
                      Well who wants to live forever?


                      Ezekiel Bathfire : The Indians stole America that was promised to us by God.
                      Jerusalemm.
                      Unto your seed have I given this land, from the river of Egypt unto the great river, the river Euphrates (Genesis 15:18)


                      PS:Isaiah 2:4 Nation shall not lift up sword against nation,
neither shall they learn war anymore.

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                      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                        Originally posted by usuhaiged View Post
                        ...God doesn't have anyone, God LOVES US ALL!...
                        And what do you base this on, besides wishful thinking and delusion?

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                        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                          Originally posted by supreme View Post
                          Why there is 50% negros in America?
                          There aren't. Check your statistics.

                          Well who wants to live forever?
                          You will. The important question is, how are you going to live it: leaning on Jesus' bosom in Heaven or screaming in pain in Hell?

                          PS:Isaiah 2:4 Nation shall not lift up sword against nation,
neither shall they learn war anymore.
                          I see you didn't bother to read the first part of this verse, or read the entire verse in context:

                          Isaiah 2:2-4
                          2 And it shall come to pass in the last days, that the mountain of the Lord's house shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills; and all nations shall flow unto it.
                          3 And many people shall go and say, Come ye, and let us go up to the mountain of the Lord, to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the Lord from Jerusalem.
                          4 And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

                          It talks about the last days, sweetie, and it says that nations will voluntarily give up their weapons and serve the Lord and His chosen people (America).
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            And what do you base this on, besides wishful thinking and delusion?

                            I forgive you, my son!

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                            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                              Originally posted by usuhaiged View Post
                              I forgive you, my son!
                              Diddy, I think your long-lost father is here! Quickly, ask for the inheritance!!

                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                I'm sure Estonia is named after its national dish, stone soup.

                                No wonder God hates the place.
                                How dare you!? Eshtonia got its name by a descendant of Iudah (1.Chron. 11).
                                But since I can not find any hint about 'United States of America' in the Holy Bible, I'm afraid that USAtan has been named after the Devil himself.

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