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  • Re: God hates Estonia

    Thank you for infraction, Mistress. It is nicely red, indeed. But doesn't feel like a rubber ball to me

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    • Re: God hates Estonia

      Originally posted by ex-Commi View Post
      So you are not helping me on my way to becoming a Tr00 Christian?
      How many times I have to be eaten by a lion to get saved? On your path, have you done that?
      Sorry friend, I do not speak 'acyrillic'.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

        What was he even on about? Estonians don't use the acrylic alphabet, do they?
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

          Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
          What was he even on about? Estonians don't use the acrylic alphabet, do they?
          Why do you think Estonians use alphabet at all?

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          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

            Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
            What was he even on about? Estonians don't use the acrylic alphabet, do they?
            I am as baffled as you are.

            I suspect the rants are either drug induced or some sort of syphilitic seizure (they are famous for them) or possibly both.

            However, as a True Christian™ I will always patiently listen and try to understand. It is the Christian thing to do. Frankly, I find it easier to understand the jabberwoky of a nigra
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

              Originally posted by ex-Commi View Post
              Why do you think Estonians use alphabet at all?
              Because that is how the soup comes?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                Originally posted by ex-Commi View Post
                Why do you think Estonians use alphabet at all?
                Less questions, more praising Jesus.

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                • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                  Those Estonians sure look and sound a lot like chinks

                  I got an e-mail from one rare Estonian Christian and she was thanking us for fighting the communism and opening eyes of estonians. She also mentioned that most of the estonian problems are due to poor self-esteem of these heathens.
                  She also gave link to one of the popular estonian hit song To highlight this poor national self-esteem. It's from group called Best B4 and the name of the song is "Ma armastan luuserit". In American that means "We (estonians) are all losers".

                  They do look a lot like ornamentals

                  Best B4 - Ma armastan luuserit


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                  • Re: Lets settle this

                    Originally posted by karlkask View Post
                    Im an Estonian student studying in the university.

                    There are A LOT of good people living in Estonia and A LOT of talented, kind, good-hearted people, who are completely selfish and help others until they stop breathing.
                    Jesus helps people after they stop breathing AND He is not selfish!
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                      Estonia is the most atheist country in the world. May I ask exactly what God did that made you eskimo commies hate Him so much that you even stopped believing in Him?

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                      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                        Estonia is the most atheist country in the world. May I ask exactly what God did that made you eskimo commies hate Him so much that you even stopped believing in Him?
                        Try to read and learn the Holy Bible when there is no sunlight (most of the year) and you see nothing. You will end up like a drunkard or a commie

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                        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                          Originally posted by ex-Commi View Post
                          Try to read and learn the Holy Bible when there is no sunlight (most of the year) and you see nothing. You will end up like a drunkard or a commie
                          Friend, God gave us fire. You can use the drippings from your sea lion blubber to construct a lantern. He always provides. Being lazy like you people are is no excuse.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Friend, God gave us fire. You can use the drippings from your sea lion blubber to construct a lantern. He always provides. Being lazy like you people are is no excuse.
                            What is 'latern' and how to construct it? Please don't confuse my mind with masochist toys, again.

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                            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                              You know, It's sad to read all of this false information about the country I live in. This is one of the reasons I'd never believe in god, simply you people are enough of an example how discriminating and untrue faith is. To whoever who started this "7 Reason" thing, Heres a little response...

                              7 Reasons why you are a complete clusterf**k of an person ( You got offensive, now it's my turn )

                              Reason Nr.1 - YOU do not do any reasearch on actual history and reasons on why we were INAVDED (yes, Invaded) By Russians. We Disliked them as much as anyone did.

                              Reason Nr.2 - You live by history, not by present day. It seems to me like the clock thats ticking shows you are still in the 80's or something, because you rely on a know fact that we were MADE by force a USSR "Ally-Country", you probably didnt know that I believe.

                              Reason Nr.3 - Now this doesnt go for you, this goes for the person who mentioned us fucking sheep. Totally wrong man, we love women, and we have fine-ass ladies here, beautiful in theyr starry light. The rest of the credit goes to you for starting this FALSE thread.

                              Reason Nr.4 - You dissaprove of different sexual orientations while half of the spokes persons you call priests like to touch little boys and are complete pedophiles.

                              Reason Nr.5 - Just because we are the most atheist country in the world doesnt mean we dont have people like you here. We do have them, It would be much better if we wouldn't.

                              Reason Nr.6 - You lack of potential intelligence in both the field of history and science (Sorry, It's just funny how people still believe that theres a man who lives in the clouds, with all his angels and whatnot, this seems like a much more severe mental disorder to me than homosexuality.)

                              Reason Nr.7 - You are probably too proud of being christian, and that makes you much more "stronger" and bolder to talk shit about a country you know nothing about, except some little facts brought up by the Wikipedia, OR, oh wait, Was WIKI given to us by god also ? Oh, golly, wow.


                              Now, If the admin would be kind enough to remove THIS thread of discrimination, this is already spreading, which means if this gets to the l33t's hands your webpage will be having supreme down-time problems. Redo the shit you've done, and things will be okay.

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                              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                                Originally posted by Whatdidyousay View Post
                                Totally wrong man, we love women, and we have fine-ass ladies here, beautiful in theyr starry light.
                                It is indeed totally wrong for men to want to have anal sex only with women.

                                Now, If the admin would be kind enough to remove THIS thread of discrimination, this is already spreading, which means if this gets to the l33t's hands your webpage will be having supreme down-time problems. Redo the shit you've done, and things will be okay.
                                The DoF has noted your threat and your IP address - and who knows what else...
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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