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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #16
    Re: First Monthly

    I'm sorry. I don't understand the reference to the plastic part then.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: First Monthly

      Mr. Etheldreda does not spoil me so. We both know that in pain shall I bring forth children, and I shall turn to my husband and he shall rule over me (Genesis 3:16), all because of Divine Justice. God’s sentence hangs still over all our sex and His punishment weighs down upon us. We are the devil’s gateway; we are the vile creature who first violated the forbidden tree and broke the law of God.

      My very body betrays the First Sin that brought Death to the world (1 Timothy 2:14), and with it, all the suffering, all the tragedy, all the bad things ever. The curse God pronounced on our sex weighs still on the world. Guilty, we must bear its hardships. It was our fair sex that softened up with our cajoling the very thing the devil could not do by force - compel man to sin. We broke the image of God, the man Adam. It was child's play to a woman, a creature created to serve man but whose very nature betrayed her true intent - absolute power. We deserve death, and it was the son of God who had to die!

      I can only hope that in childbearing I can be redeemed from my culpability in this most sorrowful of sorrows (1 Timothy 2:15)! I can only praise Jesus for sacrificing Himself and suffering a long weekend for the redemption of man, and even if I am never included in the Heavenly Reward, yet will I still Praise My God!





      And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
      Leviticus 15:19-30
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Jim Farmer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2293

        #18
        Re: First Monthly

        Thank you Sister Mary. Mr Etheldreda treats you well - as you deserve. Or don't. Women are punished for Eve's sins every month, lest they forget what vile sinners they are. As such, they deserve no more than the bare essentials, if that. If they spend their unclean time in luxury they forget about their innately sinful nature. It seems to me that women are being more and more impacted by feminazis - believing that they should have a say in how they spend their time. A man owes no more to his wife at this time, than a cage, and yet I see these women apparently competing to have the most luxurious menstra hut. Such vanity!
        Proverbs 31:30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: But a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised.
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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12950

          #19
          Re: First Monthly

          Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
          Thank you Sister Mary. Mr Etheldreda treats you well - as you deserve. Or don't. Women are punished for Eve's sins every month, lest they forget what vile sinners they are.
          Very truthful. I am eternally grateful to our Sweet , for making us feeble women pay our debt not in one big lump sum, but in easy monthly payments (sometimes deferred for nine months, but then paid with appropriate interest during childbirth).
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • JoannaTheFaithful
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2014
            • 25

            #20
            Re: First Monthly

            Why would you need comfort during a mense? That's absurd! You must use such a time to pray and seek the Lord for guidance. Mr. Farmer, that design is absolutely perfect for your wife. It has the bare necessities and as a woman she and all the rest of us females deserve just barely that. I hope she is forever grateful when you build the structure.

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            • BaptistBethany
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2014
              • 280

              #21
              Re: First Monthly

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Very truthful. I am eternally grateful to our Sweet , for making us feeble women pay our debt not in one big lump sum, but in easy monthly payments (sometimes deferred for nine months, but then paid with appropriate interest during childbirth).
              Basilissa, What a wonderful way to explain it with modern terms!
              Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
              ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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              • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2014
                • 1330

                #22
                Re: First Monthly

                Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                I'm sorry. I don't understand the reference to the plastic part then.


                I'm so sorry...my stupid feeble female mind went off track. Again. I pray you will find it in your heart to forgive me Matthew 6:14-15.


                Meekly yours in Christ,
                Elizabeth
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • Esther B.
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 575

                  #23
                  Re: First Monthly

                  Oh my, your huts are beautiful, ladies!

                  I don't have a picture of it, but my menstra hut is a small, 5-roomed cabin. It has a kitchen with an oven and a stove, a sink, a few cabinets for pots and pans, and a refrigerator and freezer. The freezer holds leftover food from my previous times in the hut, and the fridge and one cabinet hold enough food and seasonings for a few days' worth of breakfast, lunch, and dinner (the food in the freezer is eaten first and any leftovers from later in the week get frozen). There is also a full bathroom, a small bedroom with a bed, nightstand, and closet, and a very small "dining room" that has just enough room for a table and chair. There is also a small sunroom where I sew, read my Bible, wash and dry the clothes that I wear when I'm in my hut, and store my cleaning supplies. There is running water and electricity in all the rooms, but no heat because my father doesn't think I need or deserve it. It has a small fenced-in yard and a well for me to draw the water that I use to wash my clothes.

                  If I can find a picture of something that looks like my hut, I'll post it.
                  And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                  Deuteronomy 6.5

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22367

                    #24
                    Re: First Monthly

                    I accidentally visited this thread.

                    Whose idea was it to allow women to learn how to read and write?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717

                      #25
                      Re: First Monthly

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      I accidentally visited this thread.

                      Whose idea was it to allow women to learn how to read and write?
                      I think it was some maverick homer who thought it'd be funny to set the Godly tradition of female illiteracy on it's ear.

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                      • PikachuPervert
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2015
                        • 9

                        #26
                        Re: First Monthly

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        I accidentally visited this thread.

                        Whose idea was it to allow women to learn how to read and write?

                        Why women can't learn too? I'm a girl and in my school I had high grades almost everytime, and believe me, nobody felt there was something weird about that, in fact, I was always congratulated by my teachers

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                        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 1330

                          #27
                          Re: First Monthly

                          Originally posted by PikachuPervert View Post
                          Why women can't learn too? I'm a girl and in my school I had high grades almost everytime, and believe me, nobody felt there was something weird about that, in fact, I was always congratulated by my teachers
                          That's all very well in the secular world. Yet, you don't have God, making it ALL NULL AND VOID! I'm 17, have taken numerous secular AP tests getting 5s on them, and yet I'm a meek, Christian lady. The key to my success and ability to read the lies of Satan -- I have Christ in me and I obey all of the King James Bible! Thus, I am a walking example that all of the women here are always in the kitchen, married at super young ages, barefoot, constantly pregnant (ever heard of menopause?) and uneducated. I spend time outside of the kitchen sewing, cleaning, ect., I have lovely shoes that I wear thanks to my highly generous husband (those glorious black Gucci flats...), I am pregnant (but after marriage, not like those teenage mom sluts), and I will be attending a home-based Christian Bible College this fall. Thus, can't you see, women can be educated, but only through Christ and complete obedience to His teachings! See Revelations 14:12!

                          Yours in Christ (who you have not accepted yet!)
                          Elizabeth
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • Witch Hammer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1717

                            #28
                            Re: First Monthly

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                            That's all very well in the secular world. Yet, you don't have God, making it ALL NULL AND VOID! I'm 17, have taken numerous secular AP tests getting 5s on them, and yet I'm a meek, Christian lady. The key to my success and ability to read the lies of Satan -- I have Christ in me and I obey all of the King James Bible! Thus, I am a walking example that all of the women here are always in the kitchen, married at super young ages, barefoot, constantly pregnant (ever heard of menopause?) and uneducated. I spend time outside of the kitchen sewing, cleaning, ect., I have lovely shoes that I wear thanks to my highly generous husband (those glorious black Gucci flats...), I am pregnant (but after marriage, not like those teenage mom sluts), and I will be attending a home-based Christian Bible College this fall. Thus, can't you see, women can be educated, but only through Christ and complete obedience to His teachings! See Revelations 14:12!

                            Yours in Christ (who you have not accepted yet!)
                            Elizabeth
                            Very well articulated, for a woman...

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                            • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2014
                              • 1330

                              #29
                              Re: First Monthly

                              Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                              Very well articulated, for a woman...
                              Thank you Brother Witch Hammer. I'm slowly learning (well, as fast as possible for a weak-brained woman) from my husband (1 Corinthians 14:34-35) and the other godly men and women at Landover.

                              Yours in Christ,
                              Elizabeth
                              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                              • arthur frayn
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 87

                                #30
                                Re: First Monthly

                                With good reason it is refered to as the "curse", the child should be ashamed, yet you brag about it, , , ,

                                A. F.
                                Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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