[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

God has no positive response to divination by shuffling cards entrails or any other random event. You might as well type random nonSense and scry into that. Oh, wait..

Not when I accruately predicted the sex of five babies this year and helped a friend win some money. I'm fairly physic in that area.

Then again I'm not the one rejecting modern medicine because I believe Satan will dance because someone pissed on a stick. I think Satan is far too busy for stupid stuff like that. You know torturing sinners.


I wonder what you'd guys do if you get cancer or like that just pray until the cancer eats you away?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I wonder what you'd guys do if you get cancer or like that just pray until the cancer eats you away?

I would welcome cancer. I am old so I really look forward to dying and going to Heaven.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

I would welcome cancer. I am old so I really look forward to dying and going to Heaven.

Well I understand that my mom feels that way too but I'm talking about idgits who have years left and reject modern medicine. I'd imagine they'd feel the same way about vaccines too. I think what they're doing is foolish and stupid. God gave us knowledge there is no reason not to use it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

... to REBUKE ANY PREGNANCY IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
There WILL be no miscarriage, because THERE IS NO PREGNANCY, IN GOD's NAME!

All of us here should be supporting you in your decision, Sister Mary, that there is no pregnancy. We should be joining you in prayer asking that God will the missed period to be due to the cold weather or some other reason. When you, her mother, know for a fact there has been no exposure to pregnancy that possibility is closed.

I, for one, stand with you Sister and pray for the entire matter to soon disappear and be forgotten.

[Basilissa]

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God gave us the knowledge to create medicine and thus save lives.

Wrong.

The only time the Bible mentions calling a physician it is a cautionary tale:

2 Chronicles 16:12-13
12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the Lord, but to the physicians.
13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

Faith healing (James 5:14-16) is the only Biblically recommended procedure.

I highly doubt that if God wanted us to be ignorant and backwards he would intended us to be that way.

So you think He did some perverted reverse psychology trick on us when He wrote this:

1 Corinthians 3:18-20
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

That would be really cruel of Him, don't you think?

Prayer can work but I highly doubt it in this instance since my tarot told me it was God's will.

Any divination methods are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord:

Deuteronomy 18:10-12
10 There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

Not when I accruately predicted the sex of five babies this year and helped a friend win some money. I'm fairly physic in that area.

I have no idea what you mean by this sentence.

Are you trying to say you are of a fair physique?
Or that you're good at physics?
Or are you implying to be a psychic (in which case it would be more efficient if you learned how to spell that word)?

I wonder what you'd guys do if you get cancer or like that just pray until the cancer eats you away?

Yes. Prayer is ALWAYS the answer.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

All of us here should be supporting you in your decision, Sister Mary, that there is no pregnancy. We should be joining you in prayer asking that God will the missed period to be due to the cold weather or some other reason. When you, her mother, know for a fact there has been no exposure to pregnancy that possibility is closed.

I, for one, stand with you Sister and pray for the entire matter to soon disappear and be forgotten.

Thank you, Brother Mayor! I am heartily encouraged by your promise! I know Jesus will not refuse to hear so many righteous prayers!

As to the nay-sayer on this thread who thinks prayers don't work this way, I would refer her to a theological paper that uses academic logic to explain exactly how we can have confidence in Christ when we pray in this very way: The Mathematics and Quantum Mechanics of Prayer, by Ezekiel Bathfire, Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance.

Seconds in a day: 24 x 60 x 60 = 86400
It is fair to assume that all seven billion people pray once a day = 810,185 prayers every second.
Some prayers will conflict -> “Send rain” – “Keep it fine.” A decision has to be made.

I recognize this paper is very technical. I had to read it a number of times before I felt like I was starting to really understand it. Nevertheless, perseverance and prayer will help the Sincere Believer.

However, some theologians claim that the reason that there can be no real “past prayer” is that the past is the history of God’s plan – it is perfect, and therefore should not, and cannot, be changed.

They forget the obvious: Although we think we are experiencing “God’s Perfect Plan” – If our brains are sent a new message from God, then that message becomes “God’s Perfect Plan” and what we thought was reality was a delusion.

Anyway, it's very well explained. Thankfully, I believe in a God who holds the entirety of Creation in His Hands, and so therefore has already figured out a way to answer my prayer in the midst of countless others clogging up the prayer-waves.

[Didymus Much]

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God gave us the knowledge to create medicine and thus save lives...

Why did He (omnipotent, perfect, and infallible, according to the Bible) do such a poor job creating us that we need medicine in the first place?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Mary, first off you have my most sincere condolences. Daughters are a problem. But we must work with what God gives us, even if it is a disappointment.
As you know, I have had more than my fair share of daughters, perhaps a dozen or more. Most are married off and a few still 'live off of dear old dad'.
I learned long ago, the female often carries 'a perfume'. Not unlike a skunk that was recently run over on a country road. I discovered (not willingly, I assure you) that "Lysol Rinsing" eliminates the odor and the related causes.

I also know this has completely eliminated the 'public toilet pregnancy' problem in the Hutchin's House.

[Esther B.]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Sister Mary, is it possible that your daughter's period is simply later than usual and she's stressed because she's afraid of people thinking that she's pregnant? Some people tend to get cranky or start eating more when they're stressed, so her behavior and increased appetite could just be signs of her stress. I'll pray for her period to start soon.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Error accented in green.

Why did He (omnipotent, perfect, and infallible, according to the Bible) do such a poor job creating us that we need medicine in the first place?

See where you're going wrong?

God did not do such a poor job creating us that we need medicine in the first place.
Adam began perfect. There was no disease, no death.

I'll take this slowly for you.

GENESIS 2 .KJV . look up
8 The LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

At this stage there was no sin in the world and therefore no death.

ROMANS 5 .KJV . look up
12 By one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

Not everyone sinned in the same way as Adam, who disobeyed a direct command from God even though he didn't know what disobedience was and didn't know what death was either because how could he see something die before death existed?

GENESIS 2 .KJV . look up
16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Satan knew though. Satan wanted to get his death cult going with its disease and suffering and and things with two heads or no legs or with arms and legs but also with leprosy. For that to happen sin was necessary. Whether they were sins of omission or sins of commission is immaterial here but I covered that in the Romans link because it's the sort of detail you're likely to come up with. That would be a sin of anticipation in your case, hoping to trip up God in His own inerrant word. Satan proceeded as follows, in his serpent persona:

GENESIS 3 .KJV . look up
1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

There you have the origin of sin. Sin leads to death and one cause of death is disease. Think figs.

Now compare dried figs.

These are like your soul, withering away, becoming wizened and bitter and as the process continues it dries up completely until, fully zapped by sin, there's nothing left but a little pile of dust which simply blows away.
. .

19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

God here is referring to your body. How do we know that? By simple observation. It's not some doctrine I just thought up on prozac. Because after you've blown away there will be an extended torture session, worse and worse, and worse and worse, forever.

LUKE 12 .KJV . look up
4 [Jesus speaking] And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do.
5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

[handmaiden]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

If you want a nonmedical test. Bleach will foam up immensely in a pregnant woman's urine. You take urine place it in a cup take a cup of bleach pour it into the urine do this outside as the byproduct of this amonia

Nope. Ammonia is the result of "aged" urine. Adding bleach to urine doesn't make ammonia. But adding bleach to ammonia creates mustard gas, which kills.

So please stop advising people on do-it-yourself chemical weapons. Furthermore, mixing Tarot Cards and Christianity makes for another toxic mess. People are already skilled at diluting and polluting Christianity as it is. Throwing Tarot Cards into the pot is like adding molasses to a Chef's salad.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)

• friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
• demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
• teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?

Friends, we are not helping Sister Mary out by telling her how to end a pregnancy. Her daughter cannot be pregnant, Mary has told us this. Mary wants us to figure out which of the above is causing her daughter to be "late".

Let's unite behind one of the causes Mary has given us and pray to Jesus that it be willed to be the one.

[Cranky Old Man]

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God gave us knowledge there is no reason not to use it.

Do you know how to stab someone to death with a knife? Do you use that knowledge on a daily basis?

Knowing something does not mean you have to do it. The Bible tells us what to do. Everything else is just Satan trying to seduce us.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Friends, we are not helping Sister Mary out by telling her how to end a pregnancy. Her daughter cannot be pregnant, Mary has told us this. Mary wants us to figure out which of the above is causing her daughter to be "late".

Let's unite behind one of the causes Mary has given us and pray to Jesus that it be willed to be the one.

How so? Don't suppose you can watch teenagers every waking moment? My mom insanely watched us 24/7 yet my sister managed to slip away and get pregnant not once but twice. I'm not telling her to end a pregnancy I'm telling her to get her tested for pregnancy.


Teenagers are naturally prone to sin and thus I have no doubts by the way Mary is describing it she may as well be pregnant. My tarot confirmed it as well. Weight around her stomach mood changes cravings for pickles there is no doubt in my mind pregnancy can be the cause.


If you idiots can realize I'm very prolife but praying for this to not be is ineffective. Prayer won't work in this instance as God is angry at Mary's ex-catholic background. God isn't obliged to listen to the prayers of sinners and what can be more sinful than having an ex-catholic background? So thus unless Mary takes the bible are starts hitting her daughter with it along with her rebukes I don't see how her prayers can work.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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So thus unless Mary takes the bible are starts hitting her daughter with it along with her rebukes

I'll try this. I have a large family bible that was passed down in Mr. Etheldreda's family for generations. It's heavily bound in thick leather with gold trim. Gold isn't particularly heavy, but the flash or glare she sees just before incurring another bruise just may help the Holy Ghost penetrate that stubborn, thick skull of hers.