[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

They follow the Orthodox bible. A Bible BEFORE the KJV Bible, and about CHrist, not about glorifying King James.

*sigh* Here we go again...

The only thing King James had to do with the "King James Bible" was paying the committees that did the translation.

I don't feel like typing it all out again, so here's some c&p from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authori...James_Version:

"...The title of the first edition of the translation was "THE HOLY BIBLE, Containing the Old Testament, AND THE NEW: Newly Translated out of the Original tongues: & with the former Translations diligently compared and revised, by his Majesties special Commandment". ...
...For many years it was common not to give the translation any specific name. In his Leviathan of 1651, Thomas Hobbes referred to it as the English Translation made in the beginning of the Reign of King James...
...King James's Bible is used as the name for the 1611 translation (on a par with the "Genevan Bible" or the "Rhemish Testament") in Charles Butler's Horae Biblicae (first published 1797)...
...As early as 1814, we find King James' version, evidently a descriptive phrase, being used.[26] "The King James Version" is found, unequivocally used as a name, in a 1855 letter.[27] The next year King James Bible, with no possessive, appears as a name in a Scottish source.[28] In the United States, the "1611 translation" (actually the standard text of 1769, see below) is generally known as the King James Version or King James Bible today..."

As you can see, no one even called it that until 231 years after James' death in 1625. If he was looking for glory, wouldn't you say he failed as miserably as you have in making that claim?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Just more hell bound heathens.

Do they follow the KJV Bible to the letter?

I'm pretty sure that they are not. Moreover, they read some filthy Greek version of the Bible, and not the KJV.

[Fool Agnostic]

Re: Hiding Bruises

They follow the Orthodox bible. A Bible BEFORE the KJV Bible, and about CHrist, not about glorifying King James.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

In reading about the hellfire, you just stated to me that God and Satan are one of a kind. And that God is just as evil. ANyway, what i said comes from the Greek Orthodox Church.

Just more hell bound heathens.

Do they follow the KJV Bible to the letter?

[Fool Agnostic]

Re: Hiding Bruises

In reading about the hellfire, you just stated to me that God and Satan are one of a kind. And that God is just as evil. ANyway, what i said comes from the Greek Orthodox Church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

A Marriage should be loving. Not with the woman under fear

Who asked for your opinion?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Fool Agnostic]

Re: Hiding Bruises

A Marriage should be loving. Not with the woman under fear

[husbandslover]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Okay, I found it, now I'm seriously worried about your husband and this church you belong to.

1. It comes from Hindoo and is supposed to humiliate you by making you "look like a rooster"
2. Even the Hindoo's say it's a punishment for boys
3. It's popular in the BDSM cult and that's run by homers.

Does your 'church' have this symbol anywhere?



Could we get a Pastor to step in here? Pastor Zeke? You have experience with this chink stuff.

No they don't. I think he just heard about it from a friend of his and decided to use it. :/

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I know that all slants have an amazing threshold for pain. It's like they don't feel it. I've personally tested this theory out hundreds of times on my 14 year old indonesian houseboy. He never even flinches. He just keeps taking it.

Slants are weird creatures.

Brown people don't actually feel pain the way normal people do. On the one hand, this makes them well suited for plantation work, but on the other hand, they are much more difficult to motivate. Where a white woman can be motivated by a few firm slaps to the face, a porch monkey must be given dozens of lashes before it will even begin listening to you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I know that all slants have an amazing threshold for pain. It's like they don't feel it. I've personally tested this theory out hundreds of times on my 14 year old indonesian houseboy. He never even flinches. He just keeps taking it.

Slants are weird creatures.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

No mam. Its murga punishement. Its where you have to bend over and wrap your arms around your legs and in between them while holding on to your ears.

Okay, I found it, now I'm seriously worried about your husband and this church you belong to.

1. It comes from Hindoo and is supposed to humiliate you by making you "look like a rooster"
2. Even the Hindoo's say it's a punishment for boys
3. It's popular in the BDSM cult and that's run by homers.

Does your 'church' have this symbol anywhere?



Could we get a Pastor to step in here? Pastor Zeke? You have experience with this chink stuff.

[husbandslover]

Re: Hiding Bruises

She had to do 10 minutes of South American musical theater?

Wow, and I thought scrubbing grout with a toothbrush was a pain.

No mam. Its murga punishement. Its where you have to bend over and wrap your arms around your legs and in between them while holding on to your ears.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murga

WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?

She had to do 10 minutes of South American musical theater?

Wow, and I thought scrubbing grout with a toothbrush was a pain.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hiding Bruises

[wikipedia is biased against Godlimess]

WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?

I think it's one of their chicken dishes.

[Betty Sue]

Re: Hiding Bruises

murga?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murga

WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?