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A new political action committee in Freehold, Dedicated Outraged and United CHristian Evangelists, would like the TrueChristians™ of Freehold to take moment to answer a few questions regarding the safety of their families and fellow citizens.
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47Feel My daughter is more likely to get raped.0%8Feel more likely to be the victim of a terror attack.0%7Feel more likely to catch anthraxs.0%5Fear for my wife's fresh pies.0%12All of the above0%15The poll is expired.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean. -
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Wow, that's a really tough question, Brother. I chose the anthrax option, mostly because I have neither a wife nor a daughter.
Maybe an option "all of the above" should be included...Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Not actually living in Freehold, my greatest fear is a terrorist attack. A mooslim with access to membership lists due to his position on council is frightening indeed. Landover Baptist's worldwide membership is at risk. I'm reinforcing the bunker as we speak. I'm also applying to the Canadyan government for a permit to acquire a crossbow. Firearms, of course, are illegal in Canada, with the exception of Godly Alberta. I should really move there since they won't let me in the States. Sigh.Comment
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The political action committee is still a bit disorganized so the poll isn't perfect, but that's how it is with these grassroots movements. I'm sure mooslim liberal elitists like the boy king will turn their noses up at it, but that just shows how out of touch they are with the average American.Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
You can pick more than one option however.Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.Comment
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I checked all except anthrax. Unless.... it's.... an ANTHRAX PIE!!! Is it an anthrax pie? I certainly hope not!!Comment
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Where's the option for "all of the above"?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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You just have to check all available options individually. Like I said before, this is a very grassroots movement, not a slick political machine like Mr. King has at his disposal.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostLeviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.Comment
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Still afraid of the black guy Godfly? Why are you so scared?The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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You're hard to see at night?Originally posted by Alfred King View PostComment
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Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
Well, I guess that is a fair answer. Would it help if I promised to wear light clothes at night?
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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I don't see why you keep bringing race into this. This is not about race! It's about your connection to foreign powers that don't have our best interests at heart. It's about your contempt for the average American. It's about the fact that you regularly have dinner with the people responsible for 9/11. It's about the fact that in the few days since you moved here the people of this town are afraid for the safety of their pies and loved ones. You don't get it.Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
You turn up your nose at averaged people like me who just want to know the truth and go hob-nob with the liberal elite. Your so worried about protecting the Nation of Islam that you've forgotten about your responsibility to the people of this town!Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.Comment
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I just spoke with your pal, Richard Weed. He graciously offered you on of these, at no charge.Originally posted by Alfred King View Post Well, I guess that is a fair answer. Would it help if I promised to wear light clothes at night?Attached FilesIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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That is very kind of you.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostThe 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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Is this your response to Brother Godfly's Godly, well thought-out argument? It is you who keeps bringing skin color up all the time, friend, not us!Originally posted by Alfred King View PostSure...
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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