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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

    Yes Friends, our Lord has shown us again who's the Boss. In the Swedish city of Apeldoorn He almost smote the Queen of queers, and killed a couple of fag enablers and druggies.


    (Warning: Secular Source) -- Two people have been killed and 12 wounded when a car careered into a crowd of people watching the Dutch royal family riding past in an open-top bus, police said.



    A car is pictured after crashing into the crowd waiting for the visit of the royal family in Apeldoorn.

    It happened in the Dutch town of Apeldoorn, about 70 kilometers (45 miles) east of Amsterdam, during celebrations for Queen's Day, an annual holiday in the Netherlands.

    Queen Beatrix was in the bus with her family when the small black car zoomed past. The crowds were behind barriers off the road, but security officials and journalists, including many cameramen, were in the road as the car went by.

    Members of the royal family saw the crash and gasped, then quickly sat down as the bus continued driving.

    The car crashed into the low metal railing around a column on the side of the road. The car appeared heavily damaged even before the crash, but the reason for that was unclear.

    The reason for the crash has not been revealed and there was no word on the condition or identity of the driver.

    Queen's Day is a national holiday in the Netherlands, the Netherlands Antilles, and Aruba. The tradition started in 1885 and celebrates the birthday of the queen.

    Although Queen Beatrix's birthday is January 31, she officially celebrates her birthday April 30, according to the Dutch government.
    Well, one might say: don't you feel for those people? Well, of course NOT! A queen who doesn't even know what her birthday is (probably too stoned), who supports gay marriage and dykes... Jesus does not approve, needless to say.

    Interesting detail: the Lord used a "non-white" man for this attack, probably a mooselimb.

    So remember folks: God hates Sweden with a passion GLORY!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • Ugly_Kid_Joe
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 272

    #2
    Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

    Praise Jesus! It was about time she got a warning!

    Unfortunately the entire "royal" family survived the incident.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

      Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
      Praise Jesus! It was about time she got a warning!
      It surely was. She didn't understand when God hit Indonesia two years ago, but I hope this Suzuki Swift finally gave her the Message!

      Unfortunately the entire "royal" family survived the incident.
      Friend, that's why Jesus - in his loving caring kind of way - only warned them. Not just that Beatrix gal - the one who's hairdo would probably survive a nuclear war - but also Alex and his Argentinian hussy.

      Four confirmed deaths now. Almost as much as the swine flu. Jesus' love is the greatest!

      Holland is in shock. All the trunk sales, all the children parties, they are all cancelled. In each and every town or village. When the Lord speaks, you better listen!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

        It seems the mooselimb came mighty close.

        The bus in the back is carrying the so called "royal" family.

        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

          Why do they even have a queen? They should have petitioned for regime change from Godly President Bush when they had the chance. That way, they wouldn't have to be fag-enablers who do nothing all day except build value-priced furniture and then OD on marijuana. They might even have raised their standard of living to what Jesusland enjoys.
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          • Ugly_Kid_Joe
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2009
            • 272

            #6
            Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

            He indeed came close! The security must have been away to buy weed or have fun with some prostitutes.

            If that monument just would not have been in his way...

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

              HMMM, Today is witches day in Czechoslovakia.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #8
                Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                Remember all, http://www.godhatessweden.com

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22844

                  #9
                  Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Interesting detail: the Lord used a "non-white" man for this attack, probably a mooselimb.
                  A non-white man? In Sweden that would only mean a dot-head or a mudslime - (the size of Afreekan nostrils is a disadvantage in the Arctic weather they have) it's well known that neither of these types can drive a car properly - clearly it was meant as a warning.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Seraph
                    Unsaved trash, aka "Frenchie"
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 55

                    #10
                    Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                    Right, Let me first say how horrified I am by your comments. Besides the fact that this is a complete disaster and your reactions are inexcusable, you are so blinded that you do not even have your facts right.

                    - This attack was in the Netherlands, not in Sweden.
                    - The people who died (5 so far) were just ordinary people, celebrating queensday with their families and friends. To call them druggies out of the blue is uncalled for and not true.
                    - The man who did this is caucasian. So why do you call him non-white?
                    - The birthday of Queen Beatrix is january 31th, that is true. However, her mother (the late Queen Juliana) was born on april 30th. So Queensday was celebrated on that day when she was queen. When Beatrix became queen, we did not change this, because of tradition and besides, it is far to cold to do "oud-hollandse spelletjes" (traditional dutch games) in januari. Beatrix knows it is not her birthday that day: heck, everyone in the Netherlands knows that. Pointing out this 'mistake' is stupid and makes you sound stupid.

                    The fact that you people enjoy this news and almost encourage these actions makes me sick. This is not the work of God (why do I write that name with a capital, I do not know) , but of a madman. The only work of God I saw today (or at least what would appear as the work of God) is all those medics and other people who tried to help those who needed it.
                    Bless them!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                      Originally posted by Seraph View Post
                      Right, Let me first say how horrified I am by your comments. Besides the fact that this is a complete disaster and your reactions are inexcusable, you are so blinded that you do not even have your facts right.

                      - This attack was in the Netherlands, not in Sweden.
                      That's exactly what the Swedish-biased media want you to think.
                      - The people who died (5 so far) were just ordinary people, celebrating queensday with their families and friends. To call them druggies out of the blue is uncalled for and not true.
                      Do you know how crackheads celebrate? They celebrate by smoking up the pot drugs. It's possible that these people were celebrating like that, so calling them druggies is a pretty reasonable assumption.
                      - The man who did this is caucasian. So why do you call him non-white?
                      Maybe he's the black kind of caucasian.
                      - The birthday of Queen Beatrix is january 31th, that is true. However, her mother (the late Queen Juliana) was born on april 30th. So Queensday was celebrated on that day when she was queen. When Beatrix became queen, we did not change this, because of tradition and besides, it is far to cold to do "oud-hollandse spelletjes" (traditional dutch games) in januari. Beatrix knows it is not her birthday that day: heck, everyone in the Netherlands knows that. Pointing out this 'mistake' is stupid and makes you sound stupid.
                      No, celebrating your birthday on your mum's birthday is stupid. Defending drugged-up Swedish Dutchmen is stupid. Pointing out the stupidity of your oud-hollandse spelletjes is just perfectly reasonable behaviour.

                      The fact that you people enjoy this news and almost encourage these actions makes me sick. This is not the work of God (why do I write that name with a capital, I do not know) , but of a madman. The only work of God I saw today (or at least what would appear as the work of God) is all those medics and other people who tried to help those who needed it.
                      Bless them!
                      If God was against this happening, why didn't He stop it?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #12
                        Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                        So what you're saying is that the entire "celebration" was a big lie. No wonder God has turned His loving back on Europe.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Seraph
                          Unsaved trash, aka "Frenchie"
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 55

                          #13
                          Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          That's exactly what the Swedish-biased media want you to think.
                          Dude, I am from the Netherlands, I live in the city where it happened. My mother works in the hospital where the victems were brought. I know it happened in the Netherlands, because I know I live in the Netherlands

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Do you know how crackheads celebrate? They celebrate by smoking up the pot drugs. It's possible that these people were celebrating like that, so calling them druggies is a pretty reasonable assumption.
                          These people were watching the parade. The whole city has been enthousiastic about this for weeks. You have absolutely no evidence that they were using drugs (There were children there for crying out loud. They do not use drugs!). So that statement is wrong

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Maybe he's the black kind of caucasian.
                          Caucasian means white. As in non-black.


                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          No, celebrating your birthday on your mum's birthday is stupid. Defending drugged-up Swedish Dutchmen is stupid. Pointing out the stupidity of your oud-hollandse spelletjes is just perfectly reasonable behaviour.
                          Why is it stupid. Explain that to me please. As for my counterargument: People enjoy Queensday. It is a festive day full of happy people. It makes people be proud to be living in the Netherlands. So it is not stupid.

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          If God was against this happening, why didn't He stop it?
                          This question uses an assumption that you accept as true. When you do not accept it as true, the question cannot be answered and therefor is pointless. But that is an other debate.

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                          • Seraph
                            Unsaved trash, aka "Frenchie"
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 55

                            #14
                            Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            So what you're saying is that the entire "celebration" was a big lie. No wonder God has turned His loving back on Europe.
                            No, just that is is celebrated on another day. And reading back, I cannot find where you would get that idea.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                              Originally posted by Seraph View Post
                              Dude, I am from the Netherlands, I live in the city where it happened. My mother works in the hospital where the victems were brought. I know it happened in the Netherlands, because I know I live in the Netherlands
                              If you live in the Netherlands, you're probably on the drugs. If you're a druggie, how do we know that you're not actually in Sweden hallucinating that you're in the Netherlands?

                              These people were watching the parade. The whole city has been enthousiastic about this for weeks. You have absolutely no evidence that they were using drugs (There were children there for crying out loud. They do not use drugs!).
                              Dutch children do.
                              Caucasian means white. As in non-black.
                              How does this have anything to do with Jesus?

                              Why is it stupid. Explain that to me please.
                              I'd say that the stupidity of celebrating something on the wrong day would be pretty self-evident. Do you open your Christmas presents in July?
                              As for my counterargument: People enjoy Queensday. It is a festive day full of happy people. It makes people be proud to be living in the Netherlands. So it is not stupid.
                              People should be ashamed of living in the Netherlands, so if Queersday makes them proud of their sin then it's definitely counter-productive.
                              This question uses an assumption that you accept as true. When you do not accept it as true, the question cannot be answered and therefor is pointless. But that is an other debate.
                              Welcome to the world of Christianity, friend.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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