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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #241
    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by king11 View Post
    Your job is not to judge.
    God disagrees with you. He commands us, as Christians, to judge others.

    Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

    Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

    Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

    John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.



    1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

    Why do hate God? Are you a queer activist or something?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22370

      #242
      Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

      Originally posted by king11 View Post
      Jesus said the greatest commandment is to love God and love your neighbor as yourself.
      Did you ever read the Holy Bible? Stop saying things about Jesus that are simply not true! Jesus is not some fluffy muppet!

      Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

      2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

      Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

      2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

      Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."

      Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

      John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #243
        Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

        Originally posted by king11 View Post
        Jesus said the greatest commandment is to love God and love your neighbor as yourself.
        My neighbors sure aren't nappy-headed queerboy child molestors like that coon Michael Jackson was.

        Nowhere in the Holy Bible am I commanded to love them.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #244
          Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

          Fellow Christians, I confess that I judiciously avoid the sin and depravity that infests the pop culture in this country, and when the news of Michael Jackson's demise hit the news it was just one more log in Satan's lake of fire for me.

          Little did I know until yesterday that Michael Jackson had converted to being a mooselimb shortly before Jesus dispatched him to his just reward.



          I don't know what more incontrovertible evidence anyone needs to convince them that Michael Jackson is in hell right now (and for the foreseeable future I might add), if not for just rejecting Jesus and worshiping the false "Allah".

          Not only has Jesus spared us from any more mooselimb songs penned by this pedophile (obviously following in the footsteps of Mohammed - piss be upon him), but has no doubt saved us from more terrorist attacks.

          It's time to put this thread to rest, and I petition Wash to finally close it for good.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912

            #245
            Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

            I cant believe it. This seed of evil disgusts me more and more.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11391

              #246
              Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

              I want to thank Billy Bob and Cranky Old Man and other True Christians for writing "Bible, Bible, Bible" when so many others were writing "babble, babble, babble."

              Even a weak minded female like myself could see that Michael Jackson was as far from Bible-baked goodness as a pop star could get.

              One of the most important goals of the Bible is to set forth clear, understandable delineations so people could understand that which is acceptable to God and that which is not.

              Michael Jackson was neither male nor female, black nor white, adult or child or even-- given his close associations with chimps-- human or animal.
              (Take THAT, Jane Goodall!)

              The man defied every God-given category given to us in the God-given Bible. He was, as the priests of Leviticus would have called him, unclean, an abomination.

              Almighty God didn't go around creating all sorts of blended, neither-this-nor-that monstrosities. If you look at His natural creations, you will see people who are male OR female (remember Genesis?).

              People were made white in the cool, comfortable north, and black in the hot, miserable south. Children become adults at a set time in communities all over the world and are expected to "put aside foolish things". (Thanks, Paul!)

              Animals are sorted out first by Adam, then by the priestly class and fulfill specific, designated functions for the benefit of mankind. They plow our fields, carry our burdens and chase Indians or convert surplus grain into main course meat. They are not our roommates!

              Oh, and sometimes they decorate our nice church hats.

              Michael Jackson spent his life ignoring all of the God-created divisions of everything that God created. In doing so, he completely forgot about the most important division of all -- going to hell, or not going to hell.

              So much for a life spent blending and blurring what God made with His Own Hands. Speaking of which, I bet that one glove isn't doing much to protect some one's bleached flesh from burning torment.

              Definitively Yours,

              Handmaiden


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              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • tiffanydenise
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Dec 2010
                • 1

                #247
                Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                ya'll are crazy...

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #248
                  Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                  Originally posted by tiffanydenise View Post
                  ya'll are crazy...
                  Not as crazy as people who go through the effort to create an account to make a single post telling us we are crazy>
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Jezais
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 8

                    #249
                    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                    Michael Jackson makes a music video with zombies and he's a satanist? He gets accused of something he was proven he didnt do? He broke the mold and had his own style and he's trash?

                    You guys are discusting.

                    And i didnt know being black was a sin. Seeing him being called a "coon" is sooo christian.

                    Wasn't Jesus different than everyone else? Didn't he urge others to be different and follow him and his father to heaven?

                    So i gues Michael Jackson being different, having his own style, keeping his inner child, and wanting to change physical things he doesn't like about himself makes him a sinner?

                    BTW i guess men and women getting plastic surgery to change their bodies is a sin too right? Damn breast implants, nose jobs, laser eye surgery, and all other types of surgery right?!?

                    YOU ARE ALL MORONS

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #250
                      Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                      Originally posted by Jezais View Post
                      Michael Jackson makes a music video with zombies and he's a satanist? He gets accused of something he was proven he didnt do? He broke the mold and had his own style and he's trash?
                      If he made a music video of himself wearing a Nazi uniform and goosestepping and bowing before a giant image of Hitler, it wouldn't be a stretch to assume he's a Nazi, now would it?

                      And i didnt know being black was a sin. Seeing him being called a "coon" is sooo christian.
                      It's not a sin, it's a curse. Get your facts straight.

                      Wasn't Jesus different than everyone else? Didn't he urge others to be different and follow him and his father to heaven?

                      So i gues Michael Jackson being different, having his own style, keeping his inner child, and wanting to change physical things he doesn't like about himself makes him a sinner?
                      How can you compare the two? I guess Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy were a little "different" too. You know, they did things differently than normal people. Like serial killing, raping, torture, etc. I guess they're okay in you're book right?

                      The difference is Jesus was different from all the unsaved scum around Him. Michael Jackson was different because he was a pedophile, a lunatic, and a recluse. Apples and oranges, my friend.

                      BTW i guess men and women getting plastic surgery to change their bodies is a sin too right? Damn breast implants, nose jobs, laser eye surgery, and all other types of surgery right?!?
                      Yes it is a sin.

                      Philippians 2:3-4, 1 Timothy 2:9, Proverbs 11:24-25, Luke 16:10-12, Proverbs 31:30.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Jezais
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 8

                        #251
                        Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        If he made a music video of himself wearing a Nazi uniform and goosestepping and bowing before a giant image of Hitler, it wouldn't be a stretch to assume he's a Nazi, now would it?

                        It's not a sin, it's a curse. Get your facts straight.

                        How can you compare the two? I guess Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy were a little "different" too. You know, they did things differently than normal people. Like serial killing, raping, torture, etc. I guess they're okay in you're book right?

                        The difference is Jesus was different from all the unsaved scum around Him. Michael Jackson was different because he was a pedophile, a lunatic, and a recluse. Apples and oranges, my friend.

                        Yes it is a sin.

                        Philippians 2:3-4, 1 Timothy 2:9, Proverbs 11:24-25, Luke 16:10-12, Proverbs 31:30.
                        What do zombies have to do with satanism? Zombies are the dead rising from their graves. Was it not said that when Jesus comes back the dead will walk with him? Are they zombies? Are they now satanists? Do you have anything above a 6th grade education?

                        In the words of that evil Dr. Phil "Get real"

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                        • whitedove
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 5

                          #252
                          Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                          "Jesus said to love the children and be like children. Be youthful and be innocent and be pure and honorable. He was talking to his apostles. And they were fighting over who was the greatest among themselves, and he said, 'Whoever humbles yourself like this child is the greatest among me.' And he always surrounded himself with children, and that's how I was raised, to be like that and to imitate that. I don't know what you're trying to make out of this." - Michael Jackson

                          If Jesus was here today, I bet he would be labeled a pedophile as well.



                          "I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell the lies. Now I can’t tell Michael how much I’m sorry and if he will forgive me. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father’s lies to escape from being poor" - boy who accused MJ of molestation (2009)

                          Prosecutor FALSIFIED evidence against MJ. "There's no way we can convict this guy! We got a pile of crap."
                          [satanic link deleted]

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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324

                            #253
                            Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                            Originally posted by whitedove View Post
                            "Jesus said to love the children and be like children. Be youthful and be innocent and be pure and honorable. He was talking to his apostles. And they were fighting over who was the greatest among themselves, and he said, 'Whoever humbles yourself like this child is the greatest among me.' And he always surrounded himself with children, and that's how I was raised, to be like that and to imitate that. I don't know what you're trying to make out of this." - Michael Jackson

                            If Jesus was here today, I bet he would be labeled a pedophile as well.



                            "I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell the lies. Now I can’t tell Michael how much I’m sorry and if he will forgive me. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father’s lies to escape from being poor" - boy who accused MJ of molestation (2009)

                            Prosecutor FALSIFIED evidence against MJ. "There's no way we can convict this guy! We got a pile of crap."
                            [satanic link deleted]
                            Are you saying MJ was an apostle?
                            Jesus was not a Catholic, he would not be labeled a pedophile.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • whitedove
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 5

                              #254
                              Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                              Jesus hung out with children more than MJ did. And it's him that Michael always strove to be like.

                              So to call Michael a child molestor is absurd.

                              Look at yourselves, attacking a man who is only trying to be more like God!! That man reached spirituality to the Highest Level. And he is attacked and labeled a criminal just like Jesus was.

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                              • whitedove
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2011
                                • 5

                                #255
                                Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                                Originally posted by whitedove View Post
                                Jesus hung out with children more than MJ did. And it's him that Michael always strove to be like.

                                So to call Michael a child molestor is absurd.

                                Look at yourselves, attacking a man who is only trying to be more like God!! That man reached spirituality to the Highest Level. And he is attacked and labeled a criminal just like Jesus was.
                                Tell me what is satanic about that link to the interview I posted? There is nothing devilish about it.

                                Michael Jackson was loving man who truly and wholeheartedly cared for every single child in this world. The world was not ready for him, didn't deserve him, so God took him away back home with him.

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