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  • #91
    Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    Olberman is off his freaking rocker:



    What sort of insanity is this man spouting? How does he still have a show? He is a hate monger of the worst kind.
    Just when I thought Pat Robertson had lost his marbles I see that Jesus intervened to put Dr Robertson back on a Godly path.

    Pat is historically correct when he says that Haiti made a pact with the devil. To quote that false Christian Reverend Wright/Wrong, "The Chickens are coming home to roost. God bless Haiti? No! God damn Haiti! God Damn Haiti!! God Damn Haiti!!!

    I would like to go there to help enforce martial law there and me an instrument for the Lord's righteous wrath and stop the looting and protect American interests.


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    • #92
      Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

      Can't the U.S. just go finish what God started? I would hate for us to miss another prime opportunity like we missed right after WWII. We should be such a bigger country by now than we are.

      -ND

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      • #93
        Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

        What burns my britches is how the liberal hatemongers in the Obama Regime have done nothing but attack and criticize the work that us pastors have done on behalf of the carnage in Haiti.

        White House criticizes evangelist's Haiti remark

        VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. – A White House spokesman on Thursday slammed evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson's remark that Haiti has been cursed.

        A devastating magnitude-7 earthquake hit there Tuesday.

        "It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid," White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said.

        The day after the earthquake, Robertson said Haiti has been "cursed" because of what he called a "pact with the devil" in its history. His spokesman said the comments were based on Voodoo rituals carried out before a slave rebellion against French colonists in 1791.

        Spokesman Chris Roslan says Robertson never said the earthquake was God's wrath.

        Earlier, senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said on ABC's "Good Morning America" that Robertson's statement left her speechless. She called it "a pretty stunning comment to make" and said it doesn't express the spirit of the American people or the president.

        I guess they don't care that Haiti is satan's favorite country. I guess they don't care that the satanic practice of voo-doo originated there. I guess no one cares that the sweaty, muscular buck negroes down there want nothing less than to forcibly sodomize young, white True Christian(tm) Pastors for hours on end.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #94
          Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

          Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
          Would you let a Hatian DIE infront of your doorstep just because they're "negro"?
          Absolutely not. I would never let a Negro, much less a Haitian Negro, anywhere near my doorstep—not unless I was tickled by the idea of having my skull split open with a machete, my corpse raped and set on fire, and my every Earthly possession stolen from my home. That's not racism, that's common sense.

          Some startling before-and-after images of the tragedy:

          Haiti - January 11, 2010


          Haiti - January 12, 2010


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          • #95
            Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

            I guess I am showing my age here, but has NOBODY see the famous 1988 documentary, the Serpent and the Rainbow? It reveals the satanic pact made by Haiti and the evil Satan.

            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • #96
              Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

              I don't like that movie. It's too scary, even on TV.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #97
                Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                I'm sorry but I don't see what the big deal is over all the Hatee death tolls. Those demonic Hatins will just do some voodoo dance and make new zombies.

                I think we should nuke the place before we have a global Night of the Living Dead on our hands.
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                • #98
                  Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                  Ha ha Haiti has been destroyed since the 18th century! Who cares? The only contribution to humanity they have is AIDS and voodoo both of which are blights and curses from God. Good riddance.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • #99
                    Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    What burns my britches is how the liberal hatemongers in the Obama Regime have done nothing but attack and criticize the work that us pastors have done on behalf of the carnage in Haiti.




                    I guess they don't care that Haiti is satan's favorite country. I guess they don't care that the satanic practice of voo-doo originated there. I guess no one cares that the sweaty, muscular buck negroes down there want nothing less than to forcibly sodomize young, white True Christian™ Pastors for hours on end.
                    Haiti was started by the French so clearly Satan had his hand in it.

                    Pastor Zeke, you have gone above and beyond your Christly duty. How many more Bibles do they need?!

                    I think a few squadrons of B-52s half with bombs and half with Bibles would do the trick. If they reject Jesus and embrace their Cathylick Voodoo then kill em all and let God sort em out!

                    I hope America heeds Brother Pat's advice and sees that 911, Katrina, tidal waves and this earthquake are all examples of the righteous wrath of an angry God.
                    Last edited by TC Patriot; 01-15-2010, 06:05 AM. Reason: Orders form Jesus

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                    • Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                      What are you people saying? You mean you like that natural disasters killed those nigger people?

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                      • Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                        Originally posted by Lovely View Post
                        What are you people saying? You mean you like that natural disasters killed those nigger people?

                        Please dear that is soooo racist. We call them nigra's or black bucks. Please show some respect for our lessors.
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                        • Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          Please dear that is soooo racist. We call them nigra's or black bucks. Please show some respect for our lessors.
                          I don't mean it in a racist way. I just don't think we should make fun of the dark ones for something they didn't have control over.

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                          • Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                            Jesus has been sending subtle messages to the Haitians for hundreds of years. If I'm not mistaken, their history is connected with the French and the cathylicks – a double whammy in anyone's book.
                            just like he was sending hints to California with the earthquakes, huh? or the midwest, whatwith the tornados and shit. and who can forget Katrina? yeah, he was teaching those red-neck fackas down South what it's like to disobey God!

                            oh wait... y'all bitches from the South too? oh man, chicken neck, you screwed.

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                            • Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                              Originally posted by sh3ll.shock View Post
                              [...]oh wait... y'all bitches from the South too? oh man, chicken neck, you screwed.
                              (a) none of us were "screwed" (b) few of us live in the South, let alone come from there.

                              I do not think that you are too bright; God punishes the wicked, not the righteous. As it happens quite a few True Christians™ made a lot of money out of The Wrath of God as he desolated the lands of sinners. Government contracts for aid supplies don't come without profits
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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                                Originally posted by Lovely View Post
                                I don't mean it in a racist way. I just don't think we should make fun of the dark ones for something they didn't have control over.
                                What? Have your READ this thread? Facts:

                                1. Haiti is (or should I say "was"?) 95% black.
                                2. Haiti was 85% catholic.
                                3. The dominant language was FRENCH!
                                4. God killed the Arch Bishop of Haiti FIRST when the earthquake hit...in his own cathedral.
                                5. Haiti made a pact with Satan to get rid of the French
                                6. Haiti was the poorest country in this hemisphere.

                                Now how can you you say with a straight face that God's wrath was "something they didn't have control over?"
                                Yours In Christ,

                                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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