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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #76
    Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

    Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
    Wow. My parents said the exact same thing.
    Did your father give you permission to even be here ?

    They're all extreme fanatics like yourselves, which is the reason I'm an atheist.
    Hellbound atheists such as yourself typically comfort yourselves with false realities. God personally dictated the KJV 16111 bible, and it is without fault. Your parents love you and wanted only the best for you, which includes a path to heaven. Why do you hate them so ?

    I was born like this. No sin whatsoever.

    Please. Be logical.
    You were born in the light of the Eternal Love of Jesus. You suffer Original Sin as do we all, but you can redeem yourself.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Lynne the lezbo
      • Jan 2010
      • 58

      #77
      Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      Did your father give you permission to even be here ?

      Hellbound atheists such as yourself typically comfort yourselves with false realities. God personally dictated the KJV 16111 bible, and it is without fault. Your parents love you and wanted only the best for you, which includes a path to heaven. Why do you hate them so ?

      You were born in the light of the Eternal Love of Jesus. You suffer Original Sin as do we all, but you can redeem yourself.
      I do not live with my parents, SavedByTheLord. I left them when I was 16 in order to live a peaceful life.

      I do not hate my parents, I simply HATE their attitude towards me and my atheism.

      Are you insinuating that by redeeming myself I can be cured from my illness? My genetic disease CANNOT be cured through any methods, my parents tried EVERYTHING. I was even forced to participate in an exorcism to remove the "evil spirits" roaming my body. Nothing will ever work, dear friend, not even the "love of jesus". For 15 years I tried to redeem myself and nothing worked.

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      • John Scopes
        Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
        • Sep 2009
        • 666

        #78
        Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

        Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
        I do not live with my parents, SavedByTheLord. I left them when I was 16 in order to live a peaceful life.

        I do not hate my parents, I simply HATE their attitude towards me and my atheism.

        Are you insinuating that by redeeming myself I can be cured from my illness? My genetic disease CANNOT be cured through any methods, my parents tried EVERYTHING. I was even forced to participate in an exorcism to remove the "evil spirits" roaming my body. Nothing will ever work, dear friend, not even the "love of jesus". For 15 years I tried to redeem myself and nothing worked.
        You are doing well my dear, do not let this place bring you down. They mean well, no matter how disconnected they might seem. There are some who are less "correct" than others but they believe what they say no matter how crazy and consequently may not be lucid but they are sincere.
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        “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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        • Lynne the lezbo
          • Jan 2010
          • 58

          #79
          Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

          Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
          You are doing well my dear, do not let this place bring you down. They mean well, no matter how disconnected they might seem. There are some who are less "correct" than others but they believe what they say no matter how crazy and consequently may not be lucid but they are sincere.
          I understand that, John. There is one person who has honestly surprised me by his gentleness and his concerned seemed sincere. However, nothing that they say will persuade me into joining them, unless they can present me physical and believable proofs of god's existence.

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          • Gabriel Reproba
            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2479

            #80
            Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

            Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
            According to Fox News, Haiti is over 80% Catholic and French is the "official" language. 'nuff said.
            As I posted earlier in this thread, CNN reported 85% Catholic and 95% Negro. Now you tells us that they are Frenchies! I am amazed they lasted THIS long without Jesus killing them all.
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #81
              Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

              Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
              As a matter of fact, Oak, I'm interested in volunteering in Haiti, however I suffer from a rare and normally unimportant genetic disorder that's forbidden amongst the volunteers.

              There you go! More LIEberals nonesense about homosexuality being a "genetic disorder."
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #82
                Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                Olberman is off his freaking rocker:



                What sort of insanity is this man spouting? How does he still have a show? He is a hate monger of the worst kind.
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #83
                  Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                  Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
                  Are you insinuating that by redeeming myself I can be cured from my illness? My genetic disease CANNOT be cured through any methods, my parents tried EVERYTHING. I was even forced to participate in an exorcism to remove the "evil spirits" roaming my body. Nothing will ever work, dear friend, not even the "love of jesus". For 15 years I tried to redeem myself and nothing worked.
                  Dear friend:

                  I'm sorry to learn that for 15 years you were trapped in an unrighteous, false Christian cult. How can I tell that it was? For starters, there's this:

                  James 5:14-16 (emphasis added): Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Lynne the lezbo
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 58

                    #84
                    Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Dear friend:

                    I'm sorry to learn that for 15 years you were trapped in an unrighteous, false Christian cult. How can I tell that it was? For starters, there's this:

                    James 5:14-16 (emphasis added): Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
                    My parents were exactly the same as you and your community Pastor. They called the elders, prayed over me, anointed me with oil, prayed over me and the lord didn't raise me up.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #85
                      Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                      Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
                      My parents were exactly the same as you and your community Pastor.
                      They evidently weren't, or it would have worked. Our Lord promised us that we'd be able to tell True Christians™ from false Christians by the fruit that they bear:

                      Matt. 7:15-20: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Lynne the lezbo
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 58

                        #86
                        Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        They evidently weren't, or it would have worked. Our Lord promised us that we'd be able to tell True Christians™ from false Christians by the fruit that they bear:

                        Matt. 7:15-20: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
                        Who are you to judge my parents without even knowing them?
                        No one can cure me from the genetic disease I carry, not even you or your god.

                        The bible may guarantee many things, but most of them (or so I've found) aren't real.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #87
                          Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                          Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
                          Who are you to judge my parents without even knowing them?
                          Their prayers failed. Obviously they are false Christians.

                          Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
                          No one can cure me from the genetic disease I carry, not even you or your god.
                          Nonsense. Jesus gave you that illness. Of course He could cure it if He wanted to. He is our Loving Savior after all.

                          Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
                          The bible may guarantee many things, but most of them (or so I've found) aren't real.
                          Prove it.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #88
                            Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                            Originally posted by Lynne Ro View Post
                            Who are you to judge my parents without even knowing them?
                            The Word of God is the Word of God, and it says what it says. If you don't approve, take it up with Him.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • deadman
                              Unsaved trash, foreign devil
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 24

                              #89
                              Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                              Don't you SEE Worldwide Socialism would solve this problem.
                              They have no services?? what's up with that!!!





                              Come on, come on, come on, come on
                              (Together) We will go our way
                              (Together) We will leave someday
                              (Together) Your hand in my hands
                              (Together) We will make our plans
                              (Together) We will fly so high
                              (Together) Tell all our friends goodbye
                              (Together) We will start life new
                              (Together) This is what we'll do



                              You should not be laughing about this Pat Robertson and CO.
                              Mark 9:43-48
                              ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #90
                                Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                                If by "this problem" you mean the sins that provoked the Lord to pour out His wrath upon Haiti, then no, worldwide socialism would not solve it.
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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