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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355

    #1

    14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcism!

    A nice 14-year-old girl has been saved from hell with an exorcism and has gone straight to Heaven instead! Praise the LORD!

    Satan always targets the weakest. In this case an innocent 14 year old girl who lived with her grandmother because her sinful parents got divorced. Fortunately the local Pastor noticed satan's evil workings and saved the girl from eternal damnation to hell with an exorcism!

    The pastor presided over the girl's funeral on Thursday as the child's mother, father and other relatives shouted accusations at one another and at the preacher, the Stabroek News reported.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-exorcism.html
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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22844

    #2
    Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

    From reading the report, it's obvious that the pastor was right in his diagnosis. The girl started to have convulsions when drinking tea. Just how many people do you know who drink tea and then have convulsions? None!

    The symptoms are entirely indicative of sudden demon possession. My only concern is that the exorcism should have worked. As it did not, I can only assume that either the pastor of the girl (or both) did not have sufficient faith.
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

      What a touchingly beautiful story of Christian love in action. That any unsaved person could read it and not instantly convert shows how many people have a deep-seated hatred for God.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • John Smith
        Unsaved trash
        • Nov 2006
        • 127

        #4
        Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

        omg this is so sad that poor girl was killed and it sounds to me like she was just allergic to something. please be more understanding i know her family must be devastated. i wonder if there is way people could help and send money or a card to them?
        this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22355

          #5
          Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

          Originally posted by John Smith View Post
          omg this is so sad that poor girl was killed and it sounds to me like she was just allergic to something. please be more understanding i know her family must be devastated. i wonder if there is way people could help and send money or a card to them?
          This is not sad! This girl got saved and she is with Jesus now. Why do you want her to burn in hell? Why are you always so negative?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22844

            #6
            Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

            Originally posted by John Smith View Post
            omg this is so sad that poor girl was killed and it sounds to me like she was just allergic to something. [...]
            An entirely unwarranted assumption. The evidence before us is that she was drinking tea. There is no note that she had never before drunk tea, so where's the evidence of allergy?

            Besides, what is 'allergy' if it is not possession by demons? Has not The Lord given us meat and herbs? Why would He give us something that will one day leave us unaffected and the next kill us?

            No sir, here you see at work the forces of Evil.
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            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

              If she had allergies the autopsy would of shown it, but the autopsy was inconclusive. Since demons leave the body after the soul is gone, there wouldn't be any trace of it.

              Why be sad? She's with Jesus now I guess the parents are sad because they're going to hell so they'll never see her again.
              Drama queen

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              • photoquig
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2011
                • 24

                #8
                Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Besides, what is 'allergy' if it is not possession by demons? Has not The Lord given us meat and herbs? Why would He give us something that will one day leave us unaffected and the next kill us?
                well, our God did create blackies...
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                • Alfred King
                  Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 398

                  #9
                  Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

                  Originally posted by photoquig View Post
                  well, our God did create blackies...
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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #10
                    Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

                    Well lookie here, the Prodigal Porch Monkey has returned to spread his racist views on our Holy forum.

                    I always treat any news of supposed Christian work on the Dark Continent with quite a bit of skepticism, but this story seems legit. Praise God that He chose to use an actual practicing negroe to do His good works. He truly does work in mysterious ways. Praise!
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                    • lukasekman
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 614

                      #11
                      Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

                      Convulsions is a key symptom of demon possession, and if a Godly exorcist make that diagnosis, he is right for sure. Similar like a dentist see that you have dental caries.

                      It's sad that exorcists aren't respected for their profession in atheist societies. People who suffer demon possession have the same right for help as those who suffer "normal" diseases. I'm glad the exorcist could help the girl.

                      If I suspected that my children suffered demon possession, I'd immediately go with them to an exorcist and consult him.

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                      • Living_Water
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                        • Mar 2011
                        • 151

                        #12
                        Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

                        This news makes me both happy and sad at the same time. I'm really happy that the girl can finally meet Jesus.

                        But I feel saddened because the parents started shouting accusations at the pastor at the funeral. The honest God loving man did noting wrong and no one thanked him!
                        Revelation 22:1:
                        And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: 14-year-old girl, now in Heaven, saved from hell with exorcis

                          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
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