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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

    Friends, I'm in two minds about this breaking news.

    Yes: he was a cathlyck. And Eurotrash.

    But he also hated commies and gays, and especially gay commies!

    Kaczyński banned the Warsaw gay movement parade in 2004 and 2005, locally known as the Parada Równości, stating the lack of necessary documentation by organisers as the reason but also saying the parade would promote a "homosexual lifestyle". He also cited as reasons for the ban security measures, it being offensive to public morals.
    Maybe he never found True Christianity because he lived in Hungary... still, he will go to hell, sadly. I will pray four his ever burning soul!




    Polish President Lech Kaczynski dies in plane crash



    Polish President Lech Kaczynski and scores of others have been killed in a plane crash in Russia.

    Polish and Russian officials said no-one had survived after the plane apparently hit trees as it approached Smolensk's airport in thick fog.
    Poland's army chief, central bank governor, MPs and leading historians were among more than 80 passengers.

    They were flying in from Warsaw to mark 70 years since the Katyn massacre of thousands of Poles by Soviet forces.




    The BBC's Adam Easton, in Warsaw, says the crash is a catastrophe for the Polish people.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22354

    #2
    Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

    Perhaps in this special case God will grant him slightly less hot fire in Hell and will he be sodomized 12 times a day instead of 13.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #3
      Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

      Maybe God was angry that he didn't put all the gays in prison?
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22840

        #4
        Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

        If anyone wanted PROOF INCONTROVERTIBLE that there is a God and He listens to Landover, they should go to the thread, "Does God Hate Poland?" The Almighty Lord of Hosts has given his answer.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

          Hmmm. Good thinking Brothers.

          Perhaps his twin brother can finish his work. Let's hope he understands this Godly message!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            If anyone wanted PROOF INCONTROVERTIBLE that there is a God and He listens to Landover, they should go to the thread, "Does God Hate Poland?" The Almighty Lord of Hosts has given his answer.
            Amen, Brother. Both Iceland and Poland now have been punished for attacking God on this forum. Let this be an example for all evil countries of the world!
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12367

              #7
              Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

              While God no doubt played a big role in this, you have to wonder, also, about the homosexual agenda.

              Could it be that gay leaders are somewhere behind the crash?
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #8
                Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                I have it on excellent authority that the man was a pro-gay comminust mole. Jesus saw through his subterfuge and sent the fog. I for one, thank Him for it.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                  I hope the Polish government properly compensates the Russians for all the trees they destroyed recklessly flying into the ground like that.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I have it on excellent authority that the man was a pro-gay comminust mole. Jesus saw through his subterfuge and sent the fog. I for one, thank Him for it.
                    Pastor, I think you are on to something!

                    That face, those little rosy cheeks, those lips ...

                    Case closed I suppose!
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                      I truly believe that his plane was sabotaged by the Russkies. Part of their plan of world domination includes taking over Poland.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                        Indeed Brother, the USSR (sorry, I'm old school) now blames the pilots.

                        Sure, blame the victims!
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                          Blaming the victims is a classic communist trick.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22354

                            #14
                            Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Part of their plan of world domination includes taking over Poland.
                            Ah good, that should slow them down for a while.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Sister Kitty
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 857

                              #15
                              Re: Sad day? Kaczyński dies in horrible plane crash!

                              I do not understand why this Polish pilot decided to land before he had reached the airport. Did he run out of vodka?

                              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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