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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    God Hates Reno - Slaughters Air Show Audience

    In a gorey glimpse of God's grace, a plane has crashed into the stands at an Air Show in Reno, killing 78 people and injuring 823. Reno, known as "The Biggest Little Sodom In America" is famous as the main hotbed for whore houses, gambling parlors, gay sex and drugs. God has warned us that those who do these things, or even LIVE NEAR SUCH THINGS, will die and go to Hell:


    Psalm 1:1

    1Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
    1Cor:9-11
    I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
    But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
    What happens when you ignore the Bible and associate with fornicators, drunkards and idolators? From the news story I cite above:

    "I saw body parts and gore like you wouldn't believe it. I'm talking an arm, a leg," Higgins said "The alive people were missing body parts. I am not kidding you. It was gore. Unbelievable gore."
    "You wouldn't believe" the gore? You can tell that witness hasn't read the Bible!

    PRAISE GOD!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: God Hates Reno - Slaughters Air Show Audience

    Sometimes I like to think that God causes these disasters because He loves His children so much that He wants them to come to Him as soon as possible. At least, the ones who are saved.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: God Hates Reno - Slaughters Air Show Audience

      Well, there are plenty of Christian pilots to go around.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
        Pastor of Praise and Worship
        A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2009
        • 3890

        #4
        Re: God Hates Reno - Slaughters Air Show Audience

        Amen! Reno started the downfall of this nation with its quickie divorce laws.
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • Little Donkey
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 498

          #5
          Re: God Hates Reno - Slaughters Air Show Audience

          From the factual evidence I've seen on Youtube and various chat forums, I'm more and more convinced this was another attack by Iraqi terrorists that - if you didn't know already - used the exact same tactic to destroy our Freedoms in 2001. Almost 10 years ago to the month.

          Obama clearly is not even trying to stop the jihadists. That's why it's even more necessary than ever to arm yourself properly, educate yourselfs on Youtube and fight the enemy withOUT (mudslimes) as well as the enemy withIN (demoncrats).

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: God Hates Reno - Slaughters Air Show Audience

            the reason that plan crashed was statest control freak, if they would just let the freemarket take air fravel over there would be no more accidents!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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