Let's Understand This Clearly, The U.S. Faces an Invasion

[Johny Joe Hold]

The U.S. was last invaded on 9/11. Because we had a Republican President, George W. Bush, we were able to turn back the invasion, counter attack Afghanistan and Iraq and win the war. Very soon we there will be a ground attack by foreigners now marching through Mexico.

We have a fine Commander and Chief, President Trump. But if the invaders run over U.S. defenses at the border they will march north. They could well reach Iowa and Freehold.

Ordinarily, I would urge young men in Freehold to join the military and fight at the border. I'm worried, however, about our defenses here in Freehold. I am requiring our young men stay here to defend their wives and homes.

This is a time for patriotic fervor. We need to defend our country. We also need to elect only Republicans in the upcoming election.

[BrotherLarry]

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On the subway just moments ago, three men were seated not far from me so I easily heard their conversation. One man, obviously messican, said that he hopes the US will realize just how impossible it is to keep "his" brothers and sisters from seeking the opportunities that the United States offers.


His friend, a white man - obviously a traitor to his race - said, "Yes, but there is a right way and a wrong way to seek the American Dream. It can't be stolen, it must be earned." The third man just sat there, and I think he just didn't want any part of this conversation/argument.


Well, it occurred to me that this is where the US went wrong! All this equal opportunity and diversity stuff has left us with 10,000 less jobs once the invasion hits. So, why not be like Cher and turn back time to the days when American jobs were for AMERICANS? Let's vote Republican - the party of conservative Christians - and start repealing laws that take away the jobs of us men who love our country and would die defending it? WE are the folks who matter. Do you think for one minute if you went in to Messico or any of the other 3rd world nations south of our border that they would give a rat's ass about YOU? No!


You'd be robbed, probably raped, and certainly forced to live in poverty until you got your white self back to the land of the free and the home of the brave. All this whiny crap about how we are bettering the lives of those who come here should be ignored and forgotten.


Let's take back our country! Forget that the troops would not be "permitted" to take action at the border. Who cares? Give them guns, bombs, water pistols, whatever it takes to keep our borders secure! Let's make America great again!


I would like to do my part in this effort by offering asylum to the LGBT members of the invasion so I can tell them just how wrong it is to illegally cross our borders. I will lure them away by building a huge disco near the border and erect signs that falsely tell them Lady Gaga, Cher, Liza, Kathy Griffin, and Judy Garland are appearing (they won't know better). We'll have a wonderful time and then usher them to the exit which leads to Messico. I might allow some of them to spend the night.


This is the beginning of the END of the invasion, people. Pray in Jesus' Name! Do it now! Can I get an AMEN?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The good thing is we do have some time to prepare. The invasion force is traveling about 40 miles a day. If they overwhelm the U.S. Army at the border they will reach Iowa around the end of the year. Prayers and planning should help us save our city.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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The U.S. was last invaded on 9/11. Because we had a Republican President, George W. Bush, we were able to turn back the invasion, counter attack Afghanistan and Iraq and win the war. Very soon we there will be a ground attack by foreigners now marching through Mexico.

We have a fine Commander and Chief, President Trump. But if the invaders run over U.S. defenses at the border they will march north. They could well reach Iowa and Freehold.

This is a time for patriotic fervor. We need to defend our country. We also need to elect only Republicans in the upcoming election

Mr Mayor, thank you for this insightful coverage that the liberal media won't tell you. One question: why is it that the USA only gets invaded when we have a Republican in office?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Thank goodness our companies who produce razor wire are on top of this. God bless capitalism. But, we need lots of it, tons:

[John Creeser]

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I believe our President, it really is an invasion. I also believe Fox News when they say these animals carry diseases we never even heard of!!

They are going to bring the AID back to America!!! They will rape all in their path and and steal your jobs (leaving you to die of the AID...even if you're not a homer)!!

Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The President, always ahead of immigrant hordes, knows they will stand in line for days applying for asylum status. Nearly all the brown people who cross go through the bureaucratic process. It delays them getting on a bus and heading back south.

The President is sick of this. So, he has stopped the asylum nonsense. Thank you, Jesus, for President Trump.

Trump moves to deny asylum to most migrants who cross border illegally.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ly/1933051002/

[BrotherLarry]

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In anticipation of the criminal hordes descending upon our country, I put a flyer under everyone's door in this building a couple of days ago that read:


WARNING! DANGER APPROACHES!


It is very important as the Hispanic Hordes ravage our borders and threaten our very well-being that we as residents of this building take steps to protect ourselves.

1. Do NOT allow Hispanics to enter our building. Demand that they use the key card given upon leasing their unit - ask for ID in American, not some flimsy made up green card.
2. Insist that American is used in the hallways. If you hear someone speaking Messican report them to ICE immediately.
3. If you want to become more directly involved, join our NY Border Patrol Militia by calling our hotline: 888-555-STOP.
4. Arm yourselves with AR-15s, grenades, etc ASAP. This is no time to dilly dally. Those people can walk FAST.

Well, today the leasing office once again threatens to evict me simply for caring about our residents. Please pray for me as I endure this persecution. I have to leave for the Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys shortly and I am afraid I'll find derogatory notes on my door when I return. I suppose I'll just rejoice about it, but I almost never got the "FAG" and "HOMO" off my door when I blocked the door for those muslim children living upstairs.


BrotherLarry

[Dana723]

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Oh, Brother Larry, that is terrible! What has this world come to when they won't listen to straight white Christian men?!?!

[MitzaLizalor]

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It really is that dreadful. Individuals or groups having something to contribute just start contributing wherever they are. Did the pioneers worry about pre-existing conditions when they arrived, demanding special treatment or access to machinery invented by someone else? No. They just got on with it where they were. Contributing actual ideas, railroads, electricity, clean water, nukes, computers, personal transport, cinematography. Reading. Writing. Toothpaste. And the pioneering spirit never said "We want what you've got," or dreamed of things they could already see. But some of them were refugees. Fleeing papist persecution. Sickened by starvation. Tired of terrible tyrannies, of corruption and of greed. So they did something about it.

These were peoples who rejected values nurturing their own oppression, serving only to bloat the oppressors, values they'd never wish to see again.

…hopes the US will realize just how impossible it is to keep "his" brothers and sisters from seeking the opportunities that the United States offers.

There's a reason why one place offers opportunity while others guarantee despair. When people escape from the despair what do they do? Do they set up the very instruments of oppression they've left behind? Of course not! Ayatollahs, popes, witchdoctors, cardinals and others of the type are well behind the genuine seeker of opportunity. "Good-bye and good riddance" but do our newest arrivals repudiate values having caused so much harm? Even by the standards of their own culture what they've endured is intolerable! So it's easy to distinguish the genuine from the false. Do they reestablish agencies of despair? The priests and imams and witchdoctors and confessionals and communist cells? Or do they turn away. Because if they turned away at home in the numbers we're expected to accept the famines and the anguish would be gone already.

This is how we'd distinguish invasion.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I found this picture of the rapists, murders and robbers headed toward our country. If you panic easily don't look at it.

The article says these invaders do not bathe regularly. We need President Trump's military to stop them now:

Caravan Walks Quietly On, U.S. Opposition a Distant Rumble

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/09/world/americas/caravan-migrant-mexico.html

[Basilissa]

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I found this picture of the rapists, murders and robbers headed toward our country. If you panic easily don't look at it.

The article says these invaders do not bathe regularly. We need President Trump's military to stop them now:

Caravan Walks Quietly On, U.S. Opposition a Distant Rumble

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/09/world/americas/caravan-migrant-mexico.html

After looking at this picture, I decided maybe I should sponsor a few of them. The younger ones. As my gardeners. I need someone to mow my lawn. I'm sure I can find five or so, who would meet my expectations.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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After looking at this picture, I decided maybe I should sponsor a few of them. The younger ones. As my gardeners. I need someone to mow my lawn. I'm sure I can find five or so, who would meet my expectations.

My concern about hiring any of them to be your gardeners, Sister Basilissa, is your safety. I am sure the picture was intentionally darkened to hide the weapons each marcher carries. These people mean business.

Some are smiling, others are mothers with children. They may look quite harmless by our President has informed us to the contrary. He is our leader and has told us they are rapists and marauders.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Are most of them pope worshippers?

[niggachristian1337]

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I've watched enough Fox News to know that Mexico is sneaking ISIS into my NASCAR, take that librarians!