[handmaiden]

[. . .] Jesus was a Black man and he only had the usual number of fingers and I do not think Jesus would eat fried chicken.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

It is a given stereotype here in the United States that a Black man would, indeed, eat fried chicken.

[MitzaLizalor]

It is a given stereotype here in the United States that a Black man would, indeed, eat fried chicken.

I think he's saying there weren't any chickens. (They hadn't evolved or something.) There were doves though, probably a bit like quails which are often served fried. Unless he means they didn't know how to fry things? John 21:9 suggests they had barbecues – so if chickens existed Jesus could serve grilled chicken.

[Basilissa]

I think he's saying there weren't any chickens. (They hadn't evolved or something.) [/ATTACH]

Chickens are mentioned in the Holy Bible:

Matthew 23:37 O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!

Therefore, they clearly existed and could have been eaten by Jesus who was definitely white and apparently had six fingers.

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm not sure if I Man has read Matthew, or any part of The Bible except maybe Psalm 68, a lovely song from David as follows:

Psalm 68:1-35 [excerpt]
Psalm 68:2b 3 4ab ..as wax melteth before the fire, so let the wicked perish at the presence of God. But let the righteous be glad; let them rejoice before God: yea, let them exceedingly* rejoice. Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: extol him that rideth upon the heavens by his name JAH

* NOTE What I Man does when he's exceedingly rejoicing is unlikely to be what David is referring to.


PART 2

This is addressed to I Man and concerns whether David was a black man. God does distinguish skin tones occasionally but does not actually say David was red, when relaxed for instance, regardless of how he looked when chasing wolves or decapitating giants. "Ruddy" is the word, used elsewhere to contrast those having a coal black visage:

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DAVID

I Samuel 17:42 When the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance.

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CALAMITY

Lamentations 4:3b 7 8 ..the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.

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PAST TENSE

Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire:

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PRESENT TENSE

Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick.


PART 3 (relating to green persons) is not relevant here.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The key difference between French fries and American Freedom fries is that one is fried in the remains of tortured and slaughtered animals. This is what our Forefathers fought and occupied France for but you won't hear it in the news because Big Vegetable is winning the war on... America. We need Big Meat to step up and put the suffering back in our lunch box!!1!

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings white people!

I am deeply cut by the posting of my friend Sistren Mitza concerning my own Bible study. I will clear this misunderstanding up by reminding my white friends that I spent many years studying at the Methodist School in Kingston which is my home and we studied the Bible extensively though it was not the King James Version which is the correct and only true version of Jah's word. I do confess that I have not yet completed reading the KJV but I have intentions of doing so at my earliest convenience.

I have also noted some confusion among you white people about the color of the skin of Jesus who was a Black man. He was Black. This is a well known fact though the ladies at the Methodist School who were white women always denied that fact also. The Jews are the descendants of Black men and are thus Black men themselves though they are technically white. Early Jews seized white women as wives and over time the skin of their offspring became lighter. Today, many Jews do not know they are Black men but their kinky hair is proof of their Blackness. Moses and Jesus and Marcus Garvey were all Black men.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Basilissa]

I have also noted some confusion among you white people about the color of the skin of Jesus who was a Black man. He was Black. This is a well known fact

Oh dear, I realize that you people are good at athletics and not brain things, but please try to read Mitza's post with her references to ruddy skin color. King David was ruddy (1 Samuel 16:12). Jesus as a direct descendant of King David (through Joseph even though Joseph was not his biological father) was obviously also ruddy.

[Elmer G. White]

Greetings white people!

I am deeply cut by the posting of my friend Sistren Mitza concerning my own Bible study. I will clear this misunderstanding up by reminding my white friends that I spent many years studying at the Methodist School in Kingston which is my home and we studied the Bible extensively though it was not the King James Version which is the correct and only true version of Jah's word. I do confess that I have not yet completed reading the KJV but I have intentions of doing so at my earliest convenience.

I have also noted some confusion among you white people about the color of the skin of Jesus who was a Black man. He was Black. This is a well known fact though the ladies at the Methodist School who were white women always denied that fact also. The Jews are the descendants of Black men and are thus Black men themselves though they are technically white. Early Jews seized white women as wives and over time the skin of their offspring became lighter. Today, many Jews do not know they are Black men but their kinky hair is proof of their Blackness. Moses and Jesus and Marcus Garvey were all Black men.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Adding to the educated post of our Honorary Male Brother, Miss Basilissa. The KJV Bible explicitely tells us that the body parts of Jesus that can be seen (i.e., not covered by His undoubtedly stylish outfit, i.e., face etc.) are the opposite of black, that is, very very white.

Revelation 1:13-14
And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

This means that in case Jesus had pit or netherregion hair (I'm sure He shaves them) they'd also be white. In contrast, Mr. Selassie, the false God, looked like THIS:



Please compare this to the Daguerreotype evidence about Jesus's smart outlook.



Please discard the weed (Jonah 2:5), Mr. Untermensch, and join Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

I spent many years studying at the Methodist School in Kingston which is my home and we studied the Bible extensively though it was not the King James Version which is the correct and only true version of Jah's word. I do confess that I have not yet completed reading the KJV but I have intentions of doing so at my earliest convenience.

I see we have more and more in common! Before understanding The Truth, I too was a Methodist and read (if not actually studied) The Bible. Unfortunately my questions were not answered satisfactorily, being polite of course I never said anything but noted they didn't understand what they were trying to teach me, so relocated myself to a den of iniquity with two friends around 16 but—as I'm sure you understand—what a 16 year old thinks is a den is not really very iniquitous. Steps were taken and I found myself in another country, again perhaps an experience we share. As to King David being red, that's one fact I managed to retain. If by marrying white women his progeny were diluted, as you suggest but I'm not claiming this myself, wouldn't Jesus be pink? Unless you're suggesting Bathsheba was a black woman?

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Early Jews seized white women as wives and over time the skin of their offspring became lighter.

Where did they find them? I hope you have no thoughts in that direction yourself.

[Isabella White]

Greetings white people! ... blah, blah, blah ... I have also noted some confusion among you white people about the color of the skin of Jesus who was a Black man. He was Black ... blah, blah, blah.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Oh, just stop that silly nonsense right this very second, Mr. Rastafari. You know full well that the was (and is) WHITE! Kindly examine the following photograph very carefully — nowhere will you see any hint of a thick-lipped, flat-nosed, elevator-operating, watermelon-eating, tap-dancing resident of Harlem!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Adding to Sister Isabella's powerful historical evidence is even more. The original 1924 picture provided by the Swedish Covenant Church has been reprinted perhaps a billion times. At that time the Swedish Covenant denomination was quite close to Landover Baptist in its theology. There is no denying it, not only was Jesus white, his features were Northern European.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Adding to Sister Isabella's powerful historical evidence is even more. The original 1924 picture provided by the Swedish Covenant Church has been reprinted perhaps a billion times. At that time the Swedish Covenant denomination was quite close to Landover Baptist in its theology. There is no denying it, not only was Jesus white, his features were Northern European.

Sorry to break you, Mayor. But Jesus clearly had olive skin and looked like the average Greek. His earliest depictions prove it.



Besides, are you also gonna claim that Ancient Egyptians, Ancient Sumerians and Ancient Persians all looked like the average Swede?
We all know that non Mediterraneans Europeans were all savages who could barely build an hut, let alone the Big Ben in London.

[I Man Rastafari]

Oh, just stop that silly nonsense right this very second, Mr. Rastafari. You know full well that the was (and is) WHITE! Kindly examine the following photograph very carefully — nowhere will you see any hint of a thick-lipped, flat-nosed, elevator-operating, watermelon-eating, tap-dancing resident of Harlem!

Greetings!

I am certain that picture was generated by artificial intelligence. I have learned that is a big problem.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[I Man Rastafari]

I see we have more and more in common! Before understanding The Truth, I too was a Methodist and read (if not actually studied) The Bible. Unfortunately my questions were not answered satisfactorily, being polite of course I never said anything but noted they didn't understand what they were trying to teach me, so relocated myself to a den of iniquity with two friends around 16 but—as I'm sure you understand—what a 16 year old thinks is a den is not really very iniquitous. Steps were taken and I found myself in another country, again perhaps an experience we share. As to King David being red, that's one fact I managed to retain. If by marrying white women his progeny were diluted, as you suggest but I'm not claiming this myself, wouldn't Jesus be pink? Unless you're suggesting Bathsheba was a black woman?

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Where did they find them? I hope you have no thoughts in that direction yourself.

Greetings!

I myself do not consume alcoholic beverages and not even the Red Stripe but I have found that the best place to find white women of marriageable age is in barrooms where alcohol is served. The Jews probably had to go over to Damascus or even Cairo.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[I Man Rastafari]

Oh dear, I realize that you people are good at athletics and not brain things, but please try to read Mitza's post with her references to ruddy skin color. King David was ruddy (1 Samuel 16:12). Jesus as a direct descendant of King David (through Joseph even though Joseph was not his biological father) was obviously also ruddy.

Greetings Sistren!

Many white people are not aware of the fact that Black men can be burned by the sun as well as white people. David lived in the days before golf hats were invented and so he was probably sunburned a lot. He was a ruddy Black man with a peeling nose.

Jah Guide!
Trevor