Military Recruiting Centers Closed

[Johny Joe Hold]

By now you have all read the news. Secretary of Defense Gates today signed an order which will make it nearly impossible to dismiss homosexual members of the Armed Forces.

With great reluctance, I issued today this Executive Order:

By the powers vested in me in the Freehold City Charter, I hereby order the closure until further notice of the Recruiting Offices of the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corp located in Freehold, Iowa. All activities of these offices will be terminated as of midnight tonight.

I must stress that this action is being taken, not out of disrespect for the Godly work of our military, but to protect the young people of Freehold from being exposed to and recruited by homosexual members of the military.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Nobar King]

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That is terrible news, but I suppose it is necessary to keep those homos out.

[Bobby-Joe]

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We need to support our troops so it is a good move Brother Hold

(I always suspected the Marine recruiter of being a fag the way he would go on about how come "none of you flag waving patriots wanted to join the corps" and complain about how Freehold was considered the worst recruiting office in the country. That was pretty disgusting what he called Zeke when Zeke told him we Christians served America here by stopping the Democrats )

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Those fag-enablers have to ruin it for everybody, don't they? Why should sodomites get the special privilege of working as Arabic translators, just because they've made the deathstyle choice to learn Arabic?

Anyway, why do the taxpayers need to pay people to translate to and from a "language" that only towelheads and homers can learn? Bombs speak louder than words, especially words written in that strange swirly script.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Those fag-enablers have to ruin it for everybody, don't they? Why should sodomites get the special privilege of working as Arabic translators, just because they've made the deathstyle choice to learn Arabic?

Anyway, why do the taxpayers need to pay people to translate to and from a "language" that only towelheads and homers can learn? Bombs speak louder than words, especially words written in that strange swirly script.

Hear, Hear, Pastor Peters

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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All those young men who were planning on enlisting in the military can just head on over to the FPD and enlist there instead. We are always looking for strong Christian men to enforce God's law on Earth.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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I must stress that this action is being taken, not out of disrespect for the Godly work of our military, but to protect the young people of Freehold from being exposed to and recruited by homosexual members of the military.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

I agree!!!! It's a shame that a few bad apples are trying to ruin the good, patriotic, God-fearing soldiers that keep us safe from the communist-pinko-leftist hordes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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With great reluctance, I issued today this Executive Order:

By the powers vested in me in the Freehold City Charter, I hereby order the closure until further notice of the Recruiting Offices of the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corp located in Freehold, Iowa. All activities of these offices will be terminated as of midnight tonight.

So, you think that you have the authority to tell the Federal government what to do? Or is this another of your populist ploys, so you can be a victim when the Feds arrest you for interfering with their activities?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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So, you think that you have the authority to tell the Federal government what to do? Or is this another of your populist ploys, so you can be a victim when the Feds arrest you for interfering with their activities?

There are times when I feel Jesus is speaking to me. This was one of those moments. I felt His message was that the recruiting centers should be closed and the children of Freehold not be tempted by homosexual soldiers.

And, the Lord has other plans for Freehold. An investment group I cannot name at this time has been wanting access to the space used by the military groups.

You may choose to make uncomplimentary comments, but the Lord rewards enterprising True Christian™ politicians. It is my hope that you may visit me here in Freehold one day soon and we can become friends.

[Chris T]

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As a Christian military member, Secretary Gates has put me in a very tough position. I am obligated to finish out my enlistment, however nowhere in the lengthy contract that I signed, did it say they were going to allow homos free reign over the showers.

I am torn. I spend every night praying for the answer. Luckily we are at home port, so I can shower in my own certified sodomite-free apartment. I ask that you pray for me, this next few years could get pretty tough.

However, rest assured! I have been actively spreading the word of the Lord to these godless heathens. I've printed up brochures for The Facility in North Dakota and began passing them around to all the limp-wristed cornholers around the ship. Glory!

-Chris T.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Military Recruiting Centers Closed

As a Christian military member, Secretary Gates has put me in a very tough position. I am obligated to finish out my enlistment, however nowhere in the lengthy contract that I signed, did it say they were going to allow homos free reign over the showers.

I am torn. I spend every night praying for the answer. Luckily we are at home port, so I can shower in my own certified sodomite-free apartment. I ask that you pray for me, this next few years could get pretty tough.

However, rest assured! I have been actively spreading the word of the Lord to these godless heathens. I've printed up brochures for The Facility in North Dakota and began passing them around to all the limp-wristed cornholers around the ship. Glory!

-Chris T.

Great to hear about your efforts to rid the military of sodomites. The facility in North Dakoat will be really huge when it becomes clear to our country we can change these people and put them on the path to recovery.
JJH