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  • #46
    Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

    Now, some inside traitor has leaked information that this Pastor is planning a $18 million church expansion.

    This information was not available to anyone and should not have been made public.

    That's why it is increasingly hard to do the Lord's work these days. People want a voice in how their tithes are used. They should stick to their knitting.

    Pastor Steven Furtick of Elevation Church in North Carolina remains in the media this week as the local television news station that previously disclosed the Christian minister s 16,000-square-foot ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #47
      Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      This is not a two bit nipple peep show is Rio de Jeneiro.
      I didn't even know they had quarters in Brazil. I guess that's the kind of thing you miss when, like me, you just aren't interested in seeing some harlot's nipples.
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • #48
        Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        my opinion on this matter does not matter.
        You either agree with what you consider Jesus' will or you don't. Either way, grow some balls and admit that either you are righteously a despicable ***hole in my eyes or you consider the bible morally questionable.
        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #49
          Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

          Originally posted by krunsch View Post
          You either agree with what you consider Jesus' will or you don't. Either way, grow some balls and admit that either you are righteously a despicable ***hole in my eyes or you consider the bible morally questionable.
          I know that you are really slow and that you have hard time understanding things what you read, so I try to dumb it down even more for you.

          Only thing that matters, it what Jesus thinks.
          If you agree with Him, you are a Christian.
          If you disagree with Him, you are a heathen.

          Do you understand it now?

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          • #50
            Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            I know that you are really slow and that you have hard time understanding things what you read, so I try to dumb it down even more for you.

            Only thing that matters, it what Jesus thinks.
            If you agree with Him, you are a Christian.
            If you disagree with Him, you are a heathen.

            Do you understand it now?
            I'm afraid our Crunchy friend is a waste of your precious time, Brother.

            He is a clear example of people described in 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12:
            11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

            12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


            We can only pray to God and hope that He will un-damn krunch by cleaning up that delusion He sent.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

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            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #51
              Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              I know that you are really slow and that you have hard time understanding things what you read, so I try to dumb it down even more for you.

              Only thing that matters, it what Jesus thinks.
              If you agree with Him, you are a Christian.
              If you disagree with Him, you are a heathen.

              Do you understand it now?
              That answers that. You consider yourself a christian. The opinion you expressed in the threads I stated as an example is one that you think you and Jesus share. Which makes you filthy, retarded, despicable trash in my eyes. Why beat around the bush? We could have settled at that around three posts ago.
              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #52
                Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                That answers that. You consider yourself a christian. The opinion you expressed in the threads I stated as an example is one that you think you and Jesus share.
                Still you are not understanding it. I AM a Christian and that IS the opinion of Christ.

                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                Which makes you filthy, retarded, despicable trash in my eyes.
                Of course, Jesus said we would be persecuted by hateful people like you.

                Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

                Thank you for blessing us and proving that He is true

                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                Why beat around the bush? We could have settled at that around three posts ago.
                It's not my fault it took you so long to understand a simple fact, but finally we got through your thick skull.

                Shout GLORY!

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                • #53
                  Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

                  Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                  That answers that. You consider yourself a christian. The opinion you expressed in the threads I stated as an example is one that you think you and Jesus share. Which makes you filthy, retarded, despicable trash in my eyes. Why beat around the bush? We could have settled at that around three posts ago.
                  You are now confined to the Quarantine section of this forum. You will remain there until you post a sufficient apology to Jesus and His favorite Church. 500 words minimum, spelling and grammar count. Chop-chop.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #54
                    Re: Pastor Persecuted Because Jesus Provides a Modest House

                    Originally posted by krunschworshipper
                    Well it fits the whole picture she revealed.
                    You truly revealed what a hateful heathen you are. Not very bright one either.

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