By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid

**Brother Temperance** · 10-04-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post

Anyway, how about it? I get to go first: What is "gefilte Fish" made from? It looks like dessicated sweatsocks to me.

SUV

Pastor Al had an excellent explanation of this on one of the old boards. I can't remember it exactly, but it basically involves going to the garden, taking a slug, rolling it out flat with a rolling pin and dying it orange. BEWARE!

**Daisy Mae Johnson** · 10-04-2006, 02:52 PM

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Oooo Oooooo ME! I have a question!

Why do yids wear those curly que side burns and have long smelly beards?

Also, they all look like they reek with BO.

AND why do the women yids have such GIAGANTIC rear ends? Sometimes they are almost as big as a nigras.

Curious, Sister Thumper

**Brother Temperance** · 10-04-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

Oooo Oooooo ME! I have a question!

Why do yids wear those curly que side burns and have long smelly beards?

The sideburns are to give their master Satan something to hang onto while he sodomises them. The beards were grown as a sort of survival strategy, to try and trick the Mudswine into thinking that they're fellow moondogs, and stop them killing them. Naturally, it failed, because Musselmen will kill anything that moves.

Originally posted by BTB

Also, they all look like they reek with BO.

That's because they do.

Originally posted by BTB

AND why do the women yids have such GIAGANTIC rear ends? Sometimes they are almost as big as a nigras.

Curious, Sister Thumper

To distract attention from the size of their noses.

**Bobby-Joe** · 10-04-2006, 03:24 PM

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Funny you mention this. My family has a bit of an issue this time of year since my sister married that filthy Christ killing Joo Abraham. Get this; as a compromise between my Catlicker parents and that Joo Abraham they burn twelve Christmas in the yard.

Well this year they want to visit but I am putting up with none of this pagan Christmas tree nonsense (what's next Easter Bunnies?) I have told my sister she better change to those burning Christmas trees to burning cross. She’s whining about “that’s a hate crime” nonsense but I am being firm with her.

**Mrs. Rogers** · 10-04-2006, 08:52 PM

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Brother Temperance, I have an elderly Jooish mother for a neighbour - she nearly died last year after starving herself for 32 days, should her mouth be filled with food in the event of her son phoning. Why are Joo mothers such martyrs ... are they suffering from a form of crucifiction-envy? Then again, Joo women are so domineering that everyone else suffers along with them, so perhaps I'm on the wrong track here.

**Remy Lebeau** · 10-05-2006, 12:36 AM

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Hmm. This question has been bugging me for some time...

....is it true that every joo has a bag of gold shekels hidden on their person at all times? I've heard that the fictional leprechaun legend of a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow is based on the very real joo gold.

Also I've heard that if you steal a joo's gold he will hunt you down by listening for the distinguished jingling sound of his own shekels in your pockets. This, I hear, is a heightened version of the same sense they use to hear pennies drop and that each joo can tell the sound of their joo gold from another joo's.

Is there any truth to this?

**lilith** · 10-05-2006, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post

Brother Temperance, I have an elderly Jooish mother for a neighbour - she nearly died last year after starving herself for 32 days, should her mouth be filled with food in the event of her son phoning. Why are Joo mothers such martyrs ... are they suffering from a form of crucifiction-envy? Then again, Joo women are so domineering that everyone else suffers along with them, so perhaps I'm on the wrong track here.

"Everyone else suffers along with them"......I didn't realise you were Jewish,Mrs R.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 10-05-2006, 03:56 AM

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I've always heard that joos have horns and a long pointy tail when they are born. They get the horns filed down, and keep their demonic tails tucked inside their pants in order to try and pass as White. Is this true?

**Mrs. Rogers** · 10-05-2006, 04:18 AM

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Originally posted by lilith View Post

"Everyone else suffers along with them"......I didn't realise you were Jewish,Mrs R.

Dear Bane of My Existence, if I were an elderly YID you wouldn't get a word in edgewise, let alone have finished your sentence.

**Brother Temperance** · 10-05-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post

Brother Temperance, I have an elderly Jooish mother for a neighbour - she nearly died last year after starving herself for 32 days, should her mouth be filled with food in the event of her son phoning. Why are Joo mothers such martyrs ... are they suffering from a form of crucifiction-envy? Then again, Joo women are so domineering that everyone else suffers along with them, so perhaps I'm on the wrong track here.

As far as I know, it's a consequence of the way that, when that lazy Jew Mary got knocked up, she was such a bad mother that she barely even noticed when a crowd of wild Joos murdered her Son, thus condeming all Semites to eternal damnation. In a wild attempt at overcompensating, all subsequent Joo mothers behave as though their son is, in fact, the King of Kings and Prince of Peace, just to be on the safe side.

Originally posted by Remy LeBeau

Hmm. This question has been bugging me for some time...

....is it true that every joo has a bag of gold shekels hidden on their person at all times? I've heard that the fictional leprechaun legend of a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow is based on the very real joo gold.

Also I've heard that if you steal a joo's gold he will hunt you down by listening for the distinguished jingling sound of his own shekels in your pockets. This, I hear, is a heightened version of the same sense they use to hear pennies drop and that each joo can tell the sound of their joo gold from another joo's.

Is there any truth to this?

In a word, yes. It is a little-known fact that, when Hezbollah captured 2 Israeli soldiers earlier this year, the avaricious Mudslums also seized three shekels in the same raid. The Joos could have written off the loss of the soldiers, but the thought of those shiny pennies disappearing into Lebanon was too much to bear... the rest is history.

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I've always heard that joos have horns and a long pointy tail when they are born. They get the horns filed down, and keep their demonic tails tucked inside their pants in order to try and pass as White. Is this true?

This story is completely false. In fact, the reverse is true - since they have neither horns nor tails, they always feel horribly out of place at gatherings of Satan's minions. This is why they wear hats (to cover up their shamefully horn-free scalps), and they have also been known to tuck their massively over-sized Semitic tallywhackers between their legs, in order to impersonate a tail. Next question, please.

**Hitoshi** · 10-05-2006, 02:25 PM

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how are woman that is Jew feel about for dating Japanese? How are Jew feel about Japanese in general speaking?

**Brother Temperance** · 10-05-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post

how are woman that is Jew feel about for dating Japanese? How are Jew feel about Japanese in general speaking?

Naturally, a great deal of Jewesses, for one reason or another, go insane very early on in life. Some of them begin to subsist on a diet consisting entirely of pork products, or equally odd and ungodly behaviours. So I suppose it's not beyond the bounds of possibility that, one day, a Jewess, in a fit of insanity, could conceivably fornicate with a Jappo.
Generally speaking, 99% of Jews are liberals/communists, which means they hate anything decent. So most Jews don't really have a problem with the nips.

**SUV** · 10-05-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post

how are woman that is Jew feel about for dating Japanese? How are Jew feel about Japanese in general speaking?

Feel free to ignore this little Homer! Bro. T and proceed directly to MY next question: Why do Joo "Men" give thanx to their "God" every morning for not having been Born a women? Don't they know that, even as "Men," they are just as pityful?

Then again there's the Issue of how the "women" shave their heads that you might wish to address. (Anything to ignore "Hiroshima" until he is willing to Come to Jesus.)

SUV

**Brother Temperance** · 10-05-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post

Feel free to ignore this little Homer! Bro. T and proceed directly to MY next question: Why do Joo "Men" give thanx to their "God" every morning for not having been Born a women? Don't they know that, even as "Men," they are just as pityful?

Because Joo women don't get circumcised. Since humans naturally find Joos repulsive, they tend to avoid their, um, filthy parts as much as possible, so for many Joo men, the "bris" is the highlight of their entire lives.

Originally posted by SUV

Then again there's the Issue of how the "women" shave their heads that you might wish to address. (Anything to ignore "Hiroshima" until he is willing to Come to Jesus.)

SUV

Do you mean how or why?

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