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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared?

    Just in case the LORD decides to teach this nation a lesson like He lovingly did to the Jews, the Etheldreda family is getting prepared for the coming storm. We recognize the increased anarchy and rejection of God will likely turn up Jesus-Hating Gangs who will stop at nothing to attack morally behaving people. We expect the hatred of morals to bring a kind of Wild Wild West chaos to the country. The LORD has put it on our hearts to be prepared.

    I thought we might discuss how we are preparing our families for the coming challenge and maybe exchange some ideas.



    Mr. Etheldreda has purchased fire arms for all the children. Each one knows how to hunt and protect the home and each other from atheist rape gangs. We have homeopathic remedies stored for years of use. And finally, we have nearly ten years of survival food storage. We particularly like this kit from Jimmy Bakker.


    The children will each have an army-style dog tag it remind them they are Soldiers for Christ and have been raised to die for Christ if necessary.



    What are you doing to prepare, you know, just in case this nation turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects a Satan-worshiping muslim hell-bend on destroying America. Again.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22362

    #2
    Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

    In the event the Obama terrorist gets elected I pray that Jesus will kill me before Obama becomes our president. I am certain the happiness of being in Heaven will be enough to lift my spirits even when Obama starts tearing America to pieces and throws those pieces to the gays and the Muslims.
    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 09-07-2012, 11:06 PM.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

      I can't discuss Landover's plans for "Condition Black Out" if Obama steals the elections with his activist voters(which sadly seems likely due to the polls, Romney is just not willing to get his hands dirty) Sufficient to say several undisclosed locations have been prepared, Tribulation Bunkers if you will, for TRUE Christians(tm) to take refuge in.

      I am sad to see it come to this but Obummer did it in 2008 so we can't rule this out again. I think the country is just to wicked right now for Jesus with gay marriage so God is going to scourge America. Maybe by 2016 a Christian nation like China will liberal this country from socialism and we can be free to practice our faith again.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

        LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear you! Obongo has no chance of winning. Did you see that one poll a couple of weeks ago that had them tied?

        He needs to start packing his bags now! We're going to have a new president! God told me this! I prayed for it.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Riots, US Nuked, Martial Law & Financial Meltdown followed by Obama's 2012 Re-election

          So friends, imagine my concern when the LORD just now brought me to this video:



          Multiple prophecies of Obama re-election followed by FIRE


          The LORD is showing so many people prophetic warnings through their dreams! I am not worried, for I know my Savior will not forsake me, but I do admit to feeling anticipation in my Spirit, a call for preparation.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

            Sister, the fivethirtyeight Jew Nate Silver seems to think those prophecies are right!

            As of today, he's predicting B. Hussein Obama getting 51.3% of the popular vote, and 314.2 electoral votes . . . and the spread is growing, not shrinking!

            Even RealClearPolitics shows Obsama ahead by 0.7%.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552

              #7
              Re: Riots, US Nuked, Martial Law & Financial Meltdown followed by Obama's 2012 Re-election

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              So friends, imagine my concern when the LORD just now brought me to this video:



              Multiple prophecies of Obama re-election followed by FIRE


              The LORD is showing so many people prophetic warnings through their dreams! I am not worried, for I know my Savior will not forsake me, but I do admit to feeling anticipation in my Spirit, a call for preparation.
              It's nice when The Lord gives us exact dates. It makes it so easy to plan. My grandfather Gregory "rapin Greg" Godfrey stored thousands of barrels of fully leaded regular gasoline in an underground bunker just for this occasion, and I have had the engine of my RV modified to run on that high octane nectar. When the end comes the Godfrey family will be tearing up the highways driving towards salvation.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Riots, US Nuked, Martial Law & Financial Meltdown followed by Obama's 2012 Re-election

                Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                It's nice when The Lord gives us exact dates. It makes it so easy to plan. My grandfather Gregory "rapin Greg" Godfrey stored thousands of barrels of fully leaded regular gasoline in an underground bunker just for this occasion, and I have had the engine of my RV modified to run on that high octane nectar. When the end comes the Godfrey family will be tearing up the highways driving towards salvation.
                You do have a tank trailer to tow, right?

                And I hope he added stabilizer.

                Me, I've got a nice trailer to carry diesel, which lasts 6-12 months without stabilizer; I fill up the truck tank (not the Prius the church bought me, my old Dodge 3500) from my 5-gallon cans and rotate them through.

                When it hits the fan, all my cans are already in the trailer, just have to hook it to the hitch and off I go. Best part? I can refill at any fast-food restaurant on the way, as long as their cooking oil hasn't burned up in the disaster.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10049

                  #9
                  Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  We have homeopathic remedies stored for years of use.
                  Do those work? Some agnostic was trying to sell me on them recently, and he kept going on and on about how they're scientifically proved to be effective. I'll admit the scientific proof is pretty compelling, but I tend to put my trust in cures that are based on my faith and my beliefs.
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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Do those work? Some agnostic was trying to sell me on them recently, and he kept going on and on about how they're scientifically proved to be effective. I'll admit the scientific proof is pretty compelling, but I tend to put my trust in cures that are based on my faith and my beliefs.
                    Yes, were the Biblical scientific proof for Homeopathy. Unlike the secularists, we TRUE Christians(tm) are always open minded to the scripture.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Do those work? Some agnostic was trying to sell me on them recently, and he kept going on and on about how they're scientifically proved to be effective. I'll admit the scientific proof is pretty compelling, but I tend to put my trust in cures that are based on my faith and my beliefs.
                      Brother Faith Machine, I would expect no less from you!

                      Samuel Hahnemann (1755–1843), discovered that a substance that causes the symptoms of a disease in healthy people will cure that disease in sick people. The LORD inspired him to create the homoepathic principle:

                      A 1C dilution is one part ingredient in 100 parts solution (usually water). A 2C dilution isn't 1 part on 200 parts solution... it is 1/100th part of of a 1C dilution diluted again in a 100 part solution of water. So while a 1C dilution should be 0.01 ingredient (1/100th part) a 2C dilution is in fact 1/100th of 1/100th part.

                      That is 1/10,000. Already!

                      Now keep taking 1/100th part of each successive dilution, for 30 times, and we end up with a 30C dilution which is in reality 1 part water to 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000001 part ingredient.

                      What this actually means is that in order to find a single molecule of active ingredient, you would need a sphere of the 30C diluted homeopathic remedy with a diameter equal to the distance from the Earth to the Sun. That is approximately 93 million miles (150 million kilometres).

                      For a 200C dilution there simply aren't enough molecules in the known universe.

                      This is the material properties. If the material were all that existed in the world, then I would agree with those skeptics who say homeopathy absolutely cannot be effective. But Faith Machine, you and I know there is SO MUCH MORE! The real healing comes from the process. You see, between dilutions the container holding the liquid must be "succussed" (the homopathic version of being "banged" or "hit") against a leather bound bible. That's what potentizes the remedy.

                      Praise the LORD!



                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Sister, the fivethirtyeight Jew Nate Silver seems to think those prophecies are right!

                        As of today, he's predicting B. Hussein Obama getting 51.3% of the popular vote, and 314.2 electoral votes . . . and the spread is growing, not shrinking!

                        Even RealClearPolitics shows Obsama ahead by 0.7%.
                        You're wistling in the dark Rodimer. Silverman is only doing that because the Jew York Times is forcing him to post the TRUE™ results, not the results that the Obamabot polsters are showing.

                        The answer is simple. Americans have spat in Jesus face and taken to worshiping Karol Marx threw the tinny corpses of their aborted babies.

                        Originally posted by John Hinderaker of Powerline
                        [T]his election should be a cakewalk for the Republicans. Why isn’t it? I am afraid the answer may be that the country is closer to the point of no return than most of us believed. With over 100 million Americans receiving federal welfare benefits, millions more going on Social Security disability, and many millions on top of that living on entitlement programs–not to mention enormous numbers of public employees–we may have gotten to the point where the government economy is more important, in the short term, than the real economy. My father, the least cynical of men, used to quote a political philosopher to the effect that democracy will work until people figure out they can vote themselves money. I fear that time may have come.
                        Exaclty, we have said it time and time again; Greed is the cornerstone of virtue, it makes America and Christians GREAT, except when the poor get greedy.
                        Originally posted by Andy McCarthy at National Review
                        The people coming of age in our country today have been reared very differently from those who were just beginning to take the wheel in the early 1980s. They have marinated in an unapologetically progressive system that prizes group discipline and narrative over free will and critical thought.
                        Americans are just a bunch of simple minded followers, incapable of breaking free of the group think to embrace the Freemarket and Jesus.
                        Originally posted by Richard Fernandez
                        A radio talk show host characterized President Obama’s DNC convention address as the “boyfriend speech”. She compared his pleading with the screed those deadbeat suitors give they realize they are about to dumped and who promise to bring back the magic. [...] Any reasonable girl would show him the door. But as readers probably know and much to the surprise of John Hinderaker of Powerline, the “boyfriend” speech very often works. There’s a better than average chance in real life that the girl will not only forget about the IOUs, broken promises and BS — she’ll come busting out the gate after him. [...]

                        Unfortunately [...] this sort of charm — the kind that keeps ladies coming back to their boyfriends after they’ve been bamboozled, betrayed and generally given short shrift, is either something you are born with or not. President Obama, whatever his faults, has got lots of this charm. As Charles Krauthammer put it anyone who thinks everyone eventually sees through this smarminess should remember that the public’s idea of a caring person is still Bill Clinton. Well, there’s always 2016.
                        Americans are like woman; to stupid to understand that beatings form their boyfriends are for their own good.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10049

                          #13
                          Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

                          Well then I'm sold on this homopathic thing! Thank you for clarifying that, Sister Mary!

                          Also, it's real nice to see that Jim Bakker is keeping himself busy and continuing to do the Lord's work!
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                          • PetitionLady
                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 883

                            #14
                            Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear you! Obongo has no chance of winning. Did you see that one poll a couple of weeks ago that had them tied?

                            He needs to start packing his bags now! We're going to have a new president! God told me this! I prayed for it.
                            AMEN!!
                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                            ~Matt. 10:33

                            ~~~~~~~
                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                            • Philemon
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 72

                              #15
                              Re: If America turns its back on God once and for all and re-elects the muslim swine, will YOU be prepared

                              Homeopathy?? Come on guys!
                              That is just plain evil.
                              Cranky Old Man even wrote a thread about it.

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