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Mashain44 12-20-2020 02:09 AM

Hello everyone!
 
Hello everyone my name is Mashin Assad and im proud to be part of this wonderful Baptist christain forum:bye:. Before you ask, no im not muslim, im lebanese and my family came here to the US during the 80s to flee from the war. When we setteled here, we converted from Maronite to baptist in Pensacola, Florida. I currently live in Hollywood, Florida, and i seek to become a missonairy and convert people to christanity back in my homeland lebanon. I hope i can have a wonderful time here with you can praise our great lord!:lol::lol::lol:

Basilissa 12-20-2020 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278237)
Hello everyone my name is Mashin Assad and im proud to be part of this wonderful Baptist christain forum:bye:. Before you ask, no im not muslim, im lebanese and my family came here to the US during the 80s to flee from the war. When we setteled here, we converted from Maronite to baptist in Pensacola, Florida. I currently live in Hollywood, Florida, and i seek to become a missonairy and convert people to christanity back in my homeland lebanon. I hope i can have a wonderful time here with you can praise our great lord!:lol::lol::lol:

Hello and :welcome: to our forum! Which of the verses of the Bible is your favorite, dear?

Mashain44 12-20-2020 03:52 AM

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Hello, my favorite verse is Luke 22:36-38A very powerful verse that tells us to defend ourselves.

MitzaLizalor 12-20-2020 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278243)
Hello, my favorite verse is Luke 22:36-38A very powerful verse that tells us to defend ourselves.

I was particularly interested to read that in the original:
ΚΑΤΑ ΛΟΥΚΑΝ - εἰπεν δε αὐτοις, ἀλλα νυν ὁ ἐχων βαλλαντιον ἀρατω, ὁμοιως και πηραν, και ὁ μη ἐχων πωλησατω το ἱματιον αὐτου και ἀγορασατω μαχαιραν. λεγω γαρ ὑμιν ὁτι τουτο το γεγραμμενον δει τελεσθηναι ἐν ἐμοι, το και μετα ἀνομων ἐλογισθη και γαρ το περι ἐμου τελος ἐχει. οἱ δε εἰπαν, κυριε, ἰδου μαχαιραι ὡδε δυο. ὁ δε εἰπεν αὐτοις, ἱκανον ἐστιν.
As you can see, it is not recorded in Aramaic. Why do you suppose that is? Continuing on, from another thread:

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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278238)
Dumb sodomite

That seemed to be a non sequitur given the context of harvesting apples and Mussolini being an emo. Does the anus feature to the same extent in your thoughts regarding other topics?

WWJDnow 12-20-2020 06:24 AM

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Welcome, Brother Mashin. I appreciate that you want to follow the Bible, but, frankly, I'm not comfortable with an Arab wielding a sword. You guys snap way too easily, and seem to have a taste for beheadings.

Now, since the war is over, why haven't you and your family already returned to Lebanon? Are you trying to make anchor babies?

Mashain44 12-20-2020 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1278250)
frankly, I'm not comfortable with an Arab wielding a sword. You guys snap way too easily, and seem to have a taste for beheadings.

Now, since the war is over, why haven't you and your family already returned to Lebanon? Are you trying to make anchor babies?

Well I'm not Arab necessarily, my family is from tyre and many of us Tyrians have a high amount of greek blood, as the tyre was once mostly greek before the ottomans genocided them in the 1910s, and us Tyrians speak a strange dialect of Arabic which is a mix of Arab, greek, Armenian, and Latin. And most of the violent Lebanese Christians are just soldiers who join Christian defence groups to protect themselves from many of the Islamist groups, but they're mostly found in Syria nowadays supporting Assad.:lex_12:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Dawn
And to answer your question why haven't me and my family haven't returned to Lebanon, we have no future there. There have been massive protest in Lebanon which has stagnated the economy since that large explosion in Beirut a couple months ago. And food has become very hard to come by in Lebanon, in fact many locals have catching rare migratory birds to save themselves from starvation.


Joanna Lytton-Vasey 12-20-2020 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278262)
Well I'm not Arab necessarily, my family is from tyre and many of us Tyrians have a high amount of greek blood, as the tyre was once mostly greek before the ottomans genocided them in the 1910s, and us Tyrians speak a strange dialect of Arabic which is a mix of Arab, greek, Armenian, and Latin.

Thank you for your honesty, which alerts us to the need to treat you with suspicion: timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.
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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278262)
And food has become very hard to come by in Lebanon, in fact many locals have catching rare migratory birds to save themselves from starvation.

That sounds both enterprising and delicious! Do you have any recipes to share with us?

Mashain44 12-20-2020 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1278263)
That sounds both enterprising and delicious! Do you have any recipes to share with us?

Well its not delicous or enterprising at all, and there no recipes at all, people are just doing it to survive. And that isnt good at because it destorys the great natural beauty of Lebanon, Lebanon is the most biodiverse country in the middle east, home to many species of bird, plants, mammals, etc. We must protect the natural beauty that god created for us.:innocent:

Dennis Lukes 12-20-2020 05:02 PM

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Are you related to Bashar al-Assad? Why don't you change your name to a real one so normal, decent people don't mistake you for a ragheaded camel jockey? Mashin Assad -> Mason Atkins, for example. Jesus hates those pagan sand people.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 12-20-2020 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1278267)
Are you related to Bashar al-Assad? Why don't you change your name to a real one so normal, decent people don't mistake you for a ragheaded camel jockey? Mashin Assad -> Mason Atkins, for example. Jesus hates those pagan sand people.

Yes, I would very much like to see a public renouncing of his failed terrorist culture. Many others here at LBC have been reborn in Christ as an honorary straight white male.

Mashain44 12-20-2020 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1278267)
Are you related to Bashar al-Assad? Why don't you change your name to a real one so normal, decent people don't mistake you for a ragheaded camel jockey? Mashin Assad -> Mason Atkins, for example. Jesus hates those pagan sand people.

No I am not related to Bashar al-Assad, Assad is just a common Surname in Lebanon and the rest of the middle east. And i dont think most people would confuse me for a sand arab, medditerean Arabs such as myself have lighter skin tones compared to sand arabs.

James Hutchins 12-20-2020 05:55 PM

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Welcome friend. If I seem apprehensive, well, being you are what you are, you know what you people are like and therefore you should fully understand my deep rooted concerns. However, Christians are nothing but open minded and non-judgemental group.
Have you contacted the Church office and requested a Tithing schedule from Miss Cookie? I assume none of your assets are currently seized.

Basilissa 12-20-2020 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278262)
Well I'm not Arab necessarily, my family is from tyre and many of us Tyrians have a high amount of greek blood, as the tyre was once mostly greek before the ottomans genocided them in the 1910s, and us Tyrians speak a strange dialect of Arabic which is a mix of Arab, greek, Armenian, and Latin.


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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278270)
...medditerean Arabs such as myself...

Now I'm really confused.

Anyway. We welcome people of all ethnicities, and even those who seem unsure of their ethnicity.

Please feel free to show your deep understanding of the Bible as you participate in our forum discussions. At this stage you can reply to all threads but you cannot create new threads outside of the Introduction forum. As our Department of Faith completes a thorough background check, it will be decided if you deserve more posting privileges.

WWJDnow 12-20-2020 09:29 PM

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Since we at Landover have never had an Arab or a Greek worship with us, if Brother Martin were ever to visit the church, would he sit with us (in the back, of course) or in the negro section? How would we keep him away from our white women and little girls? And how could Landover Security be sure he wasn't a suicide bomber sent by Al Qaeda or ISIS? :lex_12:

The more I think about this, the more I think it's just never going to work. We should send his IP address to Stephen Miller in the White House for a deportation investigation. If God had wanted Arabs in America, he would have put them here originally, like He did with white people.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 12-20-2020 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1278287)
Since we at Landover have never had an Arab or a Greek worship with us, if Brother Martin were ever to visit the church, would he sit with us (in the back, of course) or in the negro section? How would we keep him away from our white women and little girls?

If he is, as he claims, some sort of Greek, then I would be more concerned about the threat to our sons than the threat to our daughters.

Social Construct 12-20-2020 11:38 PM

Re: Hello everyone!
 
I'd like to learn more about Lebanon. A few questions:

What ethnic group owes reparations to which other ethnic groups, how much do they owe, and for what? Who are the noble indigenous people in Lebanon, and who are the evil imperialists who need to be decolonized? Who are the oppressors who need to be punched and oppressed? Whose businesses should be peacefully looted and burned?

Also, who has a better LBTQZBTYW parade, Hezbollah or Hamas? I'm speaking as a speciesfluid omnisexual whose otherkin is a pig.

Dennis Lukes 12-21-2020 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Social Construct (Post 1278290)
who has a better LBTQZBTYW parade

This comment is "problematic" and several kinds of phobic. Everyone knows the proper acronym for sodomy is LGBTQIAPZN.
  • L - dykes
  • G - faggots
  • B - fags/dykes pretending to be straight
  • T - trannies
  • Q - this letter is superfluous
  • I - hermaphrodite abominations
  • A - incels, nuns
  • P - priests and other child molesters. The PC term is "minor-attracted person" or "MAP"
  • Z - furries, farmers, and pet owners who lay with their beasts
  • N - serial killers, grave diggers, morticians, and others who get frisky with the dead
Each one represents another step down the slippery slope that the Elders of Zion have been leading us down for decades. The Arabs are aware of this, and despite worshipping a P and tolerating Z's (they're heathens after all), they oppress L's, G's, B's, and T's without mercy.

Tell us Bashar, after you answer the SJW's absurdities, how many sodomites have you slain?

MitzaLizalor 12-21-2020 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278262)
Well I'm not Arab necessarily, my family is from tyre and many of us Tyrians have a high amount of greek blood, as the tyre was once mostly greek before the ottomans genocided them in the 1910s, and us Tyrians speak a strange dialect of Arabic which is a mix of Arab, greek, Armenian, and Latin. And most of the violent Lebanese Christians are just soldiers who join Christian defence groups to protect themselves from many of the Islamist groups, but they're mostly found in Syria nowadays supporting Assad.:lex_12:
[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Dawn[/url]
And to answer your question why haven't me and my family haven't returned to Lebanon, we have no future there. There have been massive protest in Lebanon which has stagnated the economy since that large explosion in Beirut a couple months ago. And food has become very hard to come by in Lebanon, in fact many locals have catching rare migratory birds to save themselves from starvation.

Why do you think they need to do that?

I am also interested in who are the indigenes where you hail from? Populations change over time, for example although in Juda there were multiple influences: Roman, Greek, Jewish. But the words of Jesus were not recorded in Latin. Perhaps these questions are connected?

Dana723 12-21-2020 03:46 AM

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You're Lebanese? But I thought only women who liked other women were Lebanese?

Romeo Rovagnati 12-21-2020 10:46 AM

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Greetings and welcome to this forum. I'm very happy to hear that you are not a self-destructung Moslem, even tough you are no longer what Protestant would call a "client of the Papacy".



By the way, can you explain what do you mean with the following quote?

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Originally Posted by Mashain44 (Post 1278270)
medditerean Arabs such as myself have lighter skin tones compared to sand arabs.

Are you claiming that you are a greek? Or an italian like myself? Because last time that i've checked we weren't related at all.

Anyway, i'll hope you'll enjoy your stay and Buona Giornata.


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