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It is never too soon to take action! Early intervention can prevent a lifetime of Godless rug-munching, punctuated by an eternity of bobbing for sulphur in the lake of fire.
Does your young daughter insist on wearing pants instead of a modest dress with floral print? Does she ask to have her hair cut? Does she play with inappropriate (for girls) toys such as army men, fire trucks or Legos™? Does she participate in unwholesome (for girls) activities like bike riding, freeze tag or capture the flag? Does she come home with her hair mussed and dirt on her face?
These are all serious red flags that your she-child is beginning to fantasize about scissoring with other filthy sluts, and is in dire need of correction!
It is made obvious by this passage that a man should only show his son love by mercilessly beating him on a fixed schedule, so beating young girls should probably be done for training purposes only, like disciplining a dog. You don't love the dog...in fact, you despise it. You are not beating the dog for the sake of sparing it's eternal soul from damnation*. You are beating the dog so it doesn't embarrass you by noisily lapping at it's anus in front of your Christian brethren.
Fathers, don't let your daughters grow up to be cowboys
Who would want to buy a wife that refuses to submit to a righteous seeding and is destined for perdition? Nobody who I'd be proud to call a son-in-law! Everyone knows that a woman can only get to Heaven if she uses her vagina for it's intended purpose: sperm-dump.
And selling her to another hairy God-hating butch? Unconscionable!! The fact is, a lesbian daughter is totally worthless...not to imply that women are worth much even in a best-case scenario...but of absolute zero value. A liability, actually! If you don't put the wicked creature to death, you might as well be guilty of muff-diving (yeeech!) yourself, as far as God is concerned.
Remember, an ounce of perversion is worth a pound of queer. Won't you tip the scales in Jesus' favor?
*dogs are souless automatons, reviled by Christ
Does your young daughter insist on wearing pants instead of a modest dress with floral print? Does she ask to have her hair cut? Does she play with inappropriate (for girls) toys such as army men, fire trucks or Legos™? Does she participate in unwholesome (for girls) activities like bike riding, freeze tag or capture the flag? Does she come home with her hair mussed and dirt on her face?
These are all serious red flags that your she-child is beginning to fantasize about scissoring with other filthy sluts, and is in dire need of correction!
Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes
Fathers, don't let your daughters grow up to be cowboys
Who would want to buy a wife that refuses to submit to a righteous seeding and is destined for perdition? Nobody who I'd be proud to call a son-in-law! Everyone knows that a woman can only get to Heaven if she uses her vagina for it's intended purpose: sperm-dump.
1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Leviticus 18:32
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
*dogs are souless automatons, reviled by Christ
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