Trump had a final solution to this problem, but due to democrat obstructionism and deep state sabotage, all we have is this t-shirt:
We need to organize a mass prayer to redirect all of these hurricanes to places that don't matter. I suggest we sent them to Malta: it's so hippiyfied that its air force only has 3 planes, and racially it's such a mongrel mix of Mediterranean greasiness that it gave us
Pete Buttegeig.
We could trap Licked Jezebel there, better yet, let's organize a huge sin festival at Ibiza, and then announce a quarantine and just leave everybody there. They'll be too happy to try escaping and the resulting hurricane-magnet will spare the rest of us.