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Default Re: God is Using Hurricane Dorian to Destroy Homerism - 09-05-2019, 02:54 PM
Trump had a final solution to this problem, but due to democrat obstructionism and deep state sabotage, all we have is this t-shirt:



We need to organize a mass prayer to redirect all of these hurricanes to places that don't matter. I suggest we sent them to Malta: it's so hippiyfied that its air force only has 3 planes, and racially it's such a mongrel mix of Mediterranean greasiness that it gave us Pete Buttegeig.

We could trap Licked Jezebel there, better yet, let's organize a huge sin festival at Ibiza, and then announce a quarantine and just leave everybody there. They'll be too happy to try escaping and the resulting hurricane-magnet will spare the rest of us.

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