[BrotherLarry]

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Would you get back to the business at hand? I am trying to save lives and souls here as soon as room service leaves. Still waiting on your boys, Joanna. Nothing like service to others in Jesus name.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Would you get back to the business at hand? I am trying to save lives and souls here as soon as room service leaves. Still waiting on your boys, Joanna. Nothing like service to others in Jesus name.

Oh, sorry Larry dear. Apparently they've taken an inflatable and a stack of Bibles to the west of England and are rescuing people from the floods, on condition that they repent. It sounds like great fun and there's a plentiful supply of open water for baptism, if any of the pastors would like to join them.

[upchucker67]

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I have wonderful news. Though I won't be joining Larry's rescue mission effort, at his behest. I've been discharged officially, and am packing my bags for home. I was one of the last one to be given 97.8999% all clear, so there's still that minuscule chance a residue remains in my system, I am fit to return to beautiful America very soon.

[Basilissa]

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I have wonderful news. Though I won't be joining Larry's rescue mission effort, at his behest. I've been discharged officially, and am packing my bags for home. I was one of the last one to be given 97.8999% all clear, so there's still that minuscule chance a residue remains in my system, I am fit to return to beautiful America very soon.

That's great, sweetie. May I suggest that for your quarantine period (=the rest of your natural life), you go to California, New York, or some other liberal-infested area? You would have a nice place to live (for a while at least), and it would most certainly lead to decreasing number of Democrat voters. A true win-win!

[upchucker67]

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That's great, sweetie. May I suggest that for your quarantine period (=the rest of your natural life), you go to California, New York, or some other liberal-infested area? You would have a nice place to live (for a while at least), and it would most certainly lead to decreasing number of Democrat voters. A true win-win!

I live in Pennsylvania already, hun, that's getting pretty liberal right there. No need to uproot my life and upset my wife and kids.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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hun

If Jesus isn't interested in your whereabouts, hun, neither are we. Kindly stop spamming God's Favorite Forum with your travel arrangements, and perhaps you can use all this wasted time reading the Holy Word of God. While you read you can keep in mind the kind of clay pot Jesus created you to be, not the kind of clay pot you fancy yourself to be (Romans 9:21):


Jesus
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <--- Basilissa
Forum Members
Ponies
Mangy Street Dogs
Pubic Lice
Unsaved Trash <--- you

[Basilissa]

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hun,

I'm not some sort of a Magyar!

[upchucker67]

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I'm not some sort of a Magyar!

Nor did I mistake you for the Rhoynar, the Andals or First Man. I was merely breathing a touch of gentlemanliness in my post. Hun, miss, madam, YRH. My apologies if it was mistaken for anything else. You have nothing but my utmost respect, good ma'am. *tips hat*

Anyway, efforts to come to Jesus are underway. I wish to return to the subject of Larry's rescue endeavours. I do wish I could have joined him, though understand the current circumstances cannot allow that; thus, I will support him in spirit from the safety of the USA. Will you be doing a video recording and interview special I could tape?

[BrotherLarry]

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Update: Corona worse than expected!

Here in Hawaii we are enduring sunshine and temps in the 80s but Len and Brock, the pool boys, are doing great work. In the past two days we have made an attempt to defeat the devil but this virus is really bad so we have spent some time taking surfing lessons just to stay focused and not get bogged down in negativity. The luau was great and those hula dancers are awesome. Some had to stay in my suite last night because there was no room at the inn.

Today I am supposed to meet by phone with some chinks that want to invest in America by starting something called shark lakes which is supposed to supply fin soup to hungry poor folk. I don’t know much about it but it seems harmless. Anything to help their illness ravaged economy.

We hope to reach tens of more people before our mission ends and your donations can help with that effort. Oceanfront hotels are expensive but nothing brings you closer to Jesus than a good tan and serving others. I need to serve these fellows who just walked by so I gotta go for now. Hoping to share more success in my next update.

[Dana723]

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I have not been able to participate in these forums due to a virus on my computer (one of my sons tried to download some satanic music by Lady Guga or something like that) but I have been able to follow the threads, and Brother Larry, the work you are doing for Our Lord and Saviour warms my heart! You truly are a man of God

[BrotherLarry]

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I have not been able to participate in these forums due to a virus on my computer (one of my sons tried to download some satanic music by Lady Guga or something like that) but I have been able to follow the threads, and Brother Larry, the work you are doing for Our Lord and Saviour warms my heart! You truly are a man of God

I know. Ever since I started this mission I have been tireless.

[BrotherLarry]

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Update: We have had so much fun learning to surf that we. Moved our operations to the north shore of Oahu. Luckily we secured a beachfront condo able to sleep 8 comfortably. I prayed for China last night before we spent a sleepless night exploring the island.

I think our journey might have to be extended if we are going to save more people from the virus. Donations are sorely needed. Show you care, people. WWJD?

The ahi ahi was ono at the Hilton last night. We will have our phones up and running late today to reach more with the good news of Christ’s shed Blood. Well Len and Brock bought matching board shorts so we are ready for another week of victory in our new digs. God is good all the time. Don’t forget those donations.

[BrotherLarry]

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People there is reason to rejoice as we have prayed the virus back to hell from whence it came. Jesus tells us if we pray God can and might do anything so we are resting on that promise.

We are now going to get home and praise God for protecting us as we worked to rid the world of this scourge. The anonymous $500,000 donation paid the hotel bill and our surfing lessons so we praise God for that. Great Granny you are amazing and I will never reveal your generosity. As promised we tithed ten percent to our own ministry.

Should be back in godless New York for Sunday services. Love offerings will still be needed to maintain our level of ministry so don’t close that checkbook just yet. God is good and faithful.

[Isabella White]

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People there is reason to rejoice as we have prayed the virus back to hell from whence it came. Jesus tells us if we pray God can and might do anything so we are resting on that promise.

We are now going to get home and praise God for protecting us as we worked to rid the world of this scourge. The anonymous $500,000 donation paid the hotel bill and our surfing lessons so we praise God for that. Great Granny you are amazing and I will never reveal your generosity. As promised we tithed ten percent to our own ministry.

Should be back in godless New York for Sunday services. Love offerings will still be needed to maintain our level of ministry so don’t close that checkbook just yet. God is good and faithful.

Oh, and to the goes the How I thank you for such a glorious report of your mission, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry. I am sure that our Pastors are so proud of you for carrying the -stained banner, to defeat the enemy and to end this horrid, cursed virus. Yes! Back to the pit of the virus goes -- where it belongs and where it shall remain forevermore!

Exodus 23:25 "And ye shall serve the Lord your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee."

I'm ever so pleased that donations have helped you to carry out this work, Dear. The does love when people respond, for the furtherance of the cause of great work -- and that is something that we should all remember.

II Corinthians 9:7 "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for loveth a cheerful giver."

May be with you and keep you, dear Brother Larry. It will be my great pleasure to extend your good news to the ladies at the upcoming Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Afternoon Prayer Meeting, Bible Study and Tea & Social!

[BrotherLarry]

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Granny

Why not solicit donations at your meeting? 25% of their monthly income should do nicely. Of course I covet their prayers much more but to keep going on this ministry needs faithful supportive people like you.

And them.