[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Idols are never fun. At first stripping off or whatever they do and running around in circles while drums belt out savage rhythms may be stimulating in a worldly sort of way, albeit not any world I'd care to inhabit, but then the food runs out. There were no farmers left after fertility orgies became the new rain. "Doing it" in a field is no substitute for planting seeds, removing weeds and harvesting.

Genesis 26:12-14 Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the LORD blessed him. And the man waxed great, and went forward, and grew until he became very great: For he had possession of flocks, and possession of herds, and great store of servants: and the Philistines envied him.

Witches could sort themselves any way they liked: nothing they commanded to sprout would ever grow: no incantation should ever take effect without a demonic impetus driving everything they thought or said or did. God is not a witch. Anyone claiming otherwise needs to provide evidence. Big evidence. Bigger than idols. Bigger than everything.

I was thinking they needed mental health help, but soon noticed they were just trolling.

[DemonBrat]

<name of a pagan religion removed by moderator> is the best true religion

[DemonBrat]

what do you people have against gnosticism?

it's a better religion than wicca and scientology 300% of the time

[Mary Etheldreda]

Gnosticism is for ignorant dupes who want to pretend they're ethnic and feel spiritual.

[DemonBrat]

Gnosticism is for ignorant dupes who want to pretend they're ethnic and feel spiritual.

do you think wicca and/or scientology and/or discordianism is better

[Mary Etheldreda]

do you think wicca and/or scientology and/or discordianism is better

Friend, that's like asking if Satan raping your left or right ear-hole with his barbed tallywhacker is better! What does "better" even mean in this context? It doesn't make a lick o' sense.

[DemonBrat]

Friend, that's like asking if Satan raping your left or right ear-hole with his barbed tallywhacker is better! What does "better" even mean in this context? It doesn't make a lick o' sense.

you can't say that gnosticism is for ignorant people when you think all religions are poppycock like a mind-melted antitheist (yes, antitheist is the correct term for people who think all religions are for ignorant people)

[Basilissa]

you can't say that gnosticism is for ignorant people when you think all religions are poppycock like a mind-melted antitheist (yes, antitheist is the correct term for people who think all religions are for ignorant people)

Why in the world would you believe such a thing about Sister Mary E.?

She is a devout Baptist just like me.

There is only one true religion - and the rest is garbage. Have you started getting a chance at Salvation by reading the Holy Bible?

[Mary Etheldreda]

you can't say that gnosticism is for ignorant people when you think all religions are poppycock like a mind-melted antitheist (yes, antitheist is the correct term for people who think all religions are for ignorant people)

I don't have a religion, dear. I have a RELATIONSHIP WITH MY REDEEMER!

Glory!

\o/

[DemonBrat]

gnosticism is a great religion but to assume it is the one true religion is extremely presumptuous and also leads to the danger of being an ignorant and potentially homophobic fundamentalist

[Isabella White]

gnosticism is a great religion but to assume it is the one true religion is extremely presumptuous and also leads to the danger of being an ignorant and potentially homophobic fundamentalist

Dear Miss DemonBrat: It's not like I have overly high hopes for your time with us; but, could you — please — at least try to write a complete sentence, for once in your life?

[DemonBrat]

just because I didn't type a full stop doesn't mean a sentence is not a complete sentence.