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  • #1

    looking for some goodtimes - 23

    im 23 and looking for a guy who can be himself around me and doesn't have to put on an act. im a hard worker but i like to party to, dancing is my favorite hobby and of course shoppin!! basically….im a care free down to earth girl with a dash of seriousness.
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  • #2
    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Good Lord.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • #3
      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      Good Lord.
      My sentiments exactly Brother Marshall.....

      Young lady, I have 3 important questions for you:

      Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour?
      Do you have your father's permission to be in God's favorite forum?
      What are you doing on Friday night?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

        Sweet merciful crawdads! If one were to stick a pin into one of those, would they pop?
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        • #5
          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Sweet merciful crawdads! If one were to stick a pin into one of those, would they pop?
          Perhaps they would - I haven't got my glasses on, but it is apparent the young lady has strapped a set of enormous fake buttocks to her chest ... the sort of thing the Unsaved like to wear when celebrating Satan's birthday.

          It would seem Ms. Alotta forgot to add "papier mâché, balloons, and papier mâché-ing balloons" when listing her art and craft skills.
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          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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          • #6
            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

            Sister, you should know your type will most likely not have a lot of success here. Obviously, those aren't brains on your chest. Perhaps you should try another forum.

            Dean

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            • #7
              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

              Her bosom does swell, but is there a place in them for Jesus?

              Alloota, will you let Jesus lie between your breasts as Scripture calls for?

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              • #8
                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                Originally posted by Alotta Woman View Post
                basically….im a care free down to earth girl with a dash of seriousness.
                You betcha. The Lord is reminding me, just now, that the Church's Holiday Edition of girl on girl liturgical wrestling will be upon us before we know it. AW, I would like to take you under my wing and train you up in preparation for your scheduled bout with our reigning champion, Moonflower. This is a holy event beloved and well attended by the brothers, who often shower the winner with hosannas and whatever else. Please consider my offer, AW, for I am sure you'll be pleasing to the Lord, as well as to the brothers, who are quite anxious to watch Moon succumb to your abdominal stretch and inverted face lock (as well as to the sight of you in your LBC singlet).
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                • #9
                  Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Crickies!!!!

                  She must have nipples the size of dinner plates!

                  Grossed out, Sister Thumper
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                  • #10
                    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Crickies!!!!

                    She must have nipples the size of dinner plates!

                    Grossed out, Sister Thumper
                    No she doesn't. You can just see one on the right balloon if you copy the picture to a photo enhancement program and spend several hours......ummmm....at least that is what Bobby-Joe told me.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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                    • #11
                      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                      I have 2 important questions for you, woman.

                      1. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour, becoming sinfree by his seed?
                      2. Would your bowels be moved for me if I put in my hand by the hole of the door?

                      My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
                      Song of Solomon 5:4
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • #12
                        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                        Perhaps they would - I haven't got my glasses on, but it is apparent the young lady has strapped a set of enormous fake buttocks to her chest ... the sort of thing the Unsaved like to wear when celebrating Satan's birthday.

                        It would seem Ms. Alotta forgot to add "papier mâché, balloons, and papier mâché-ing balloons" when listing her art and craft skills.
                        I do hope they aren't real. I can't imagine how anyone could possibly find THAT attractive.
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                        • #13
                          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                          I have 2 important questions for you, woman.

                          1. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour, becoming sinfree by his seed?
                          2. Would your bowels be moved for me if I put in my hand by the hole of the door?

                          My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
                          Song of Solomon 5:4
                          Hey! I saw her first!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                            AW, I would like to take you under my wing and train you up in preparation for your scheduled bout with our reigning champion, Moonflower. This is a holy event beloved and well attended by the brothers, who often shower the winner with hosannas and whatever else. Please consider my offer, AW, for I am sure you'll be pleasing to the Lord, as well as to the brothers, who are quite anxious to watch Moon succumb to your abdominal stretch and inverted face lock (as well as to the sight of you in your LBC singlet).
                            I'm up for that. I'll bring a pin to test if they'll pop, Rachael.

                            Moon
                            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                            • #15
                              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                              Hehe, cool, and a tape recorder to record the pop sound...it's bound to be something
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