[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Your cult encourages demon worship and embraces satan wholeheartedly. I advise you all shun this one in particular.

No demons, No Satan, No Zombies on sticks.

This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!

Well I think you are starting to notice just how warped the world view of these people is.

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!

I believe Wang Wang and Funi (native Adelaide zoo panda's) will object to that.

Meatballs are disgusting, so I guess I could never worship his noodliness's gross toppings. I'm leaning to apastafarian myself.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Meatballs are disgusting, so I guess I could never worship his noodliness's gross toppings. I'm leaning to apastafarian myself.

The meatballs are not compulsory.

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

The meatballs are not compulsory.

Hell IS compulsary for sinners though. I hate hell more than meat-a-balls.

[Lexie- hippieslayer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I believe Wang Wang and Funi (native Adelaide zoo panda's) will object to that.

Meatballs are disgusting, so I guess I could never worship his noodliness's gross toppings. I'm leaning to apastafarian myself.

There is no such thing as a "native zoo panda". Pandas are not native to zoos nor are they native to Australia. Heck, we have zoo pandas here in Seattle but that doesn't make them truly "native".

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

There is no such thing as a "native zoo panda". Pandas are not native to zoos nor are they native to Australia. Heck, we have zoo pandas here in Seattle but that doesn't make them truly "native".

na·tive   
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–adjective
1.
being the place or environment in which a person was born or a thing came into being: one's native land.

Wang Wang and Funi came into being in that zoo, so they are natives to that zoo, by your own admission.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

na·tive   
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–adjective
1.
being the place or environment in which a person was born or a thing came into being: one's native land.

Wang Wang and Funi came into being in that zoo, so they are natives to that zoo, by your own admission.

A word that has many meanings, in this case the one you have chosen to cherry pick is not the relevant one which is...

Being a member of the original inhabitants of a particular place.

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

They're both equally relevant, until a true Christian tells me otherwise.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Our religion gives the hope of Beer and Strippers, I think you will find they don't have anything worthwhile to match that. If you follow there myths the carrot at the end of the stick is to spend eternity boosting the ego of an insecure vengeful, misogynistic mass murderer.

Because spending eternity watching strippers isn't at all sexist.

What will the strippers have done to be condemned to an eternity of inspiring lust in the eyes of a gaggle of pathetic drunks?

This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!

There was no koala icon available.

The Mission was over a year ago and, quite honestly, you're the first person EVER to notice. Would you like a gold star?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Because spending eternity watching strippers isn't at all sexist.

Care to explain why it is sexist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Care to explain why it is sexist?

You're all perverts who treat women as sex objects! True Christian(tm) Men treat their women with all the respect God dictates!

[Alexander Milano]

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There is no such thing as a "native zoo panda". Pandas are not native to zoos nor are they native to Australia. Heck, we have zoo pandas here in Seattle but that doesn't make them truly "native".

I would agree with that. Pandas are definitely not native to Australia as a species.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

You're all perverts who treat women as sex objects! True Christian™ Men treat their women with all the respect God dictates!

Now who is being sexist?

Who said the strippers had to be women? It is your own sexism that leads you to assume the strippers are all female.

I have posted Texts to the contory many times before, did I need to post such an example again?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Now who is being sexist?

Who said the strippers had to be women? It is your own sexism that leads you to assume the strippers are all female.

I have posted Texts to the contory many times before, did I need to post such an example again?

I asked you a question. What did the strippers, male or female, do to be condemned to spend eternity inciting sexual arousal in a bunch of pathetic drunks who can't get laid?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I asked you a question. What did the strippers, male or female, do to be condemned to spend eternity inciting sexual arousal in a bunch of pathetic drunks who can't get laid?

They have done nothing, for they have been created by Our Lord to fulfill the needs and desires of the person for whom they were created. These are heavenly creatures. You are confusing them with Earthly stippers many of which have been forced into such a situation and are exploited by others.