Pastor's Wife Fires a Gun at Youth Pastor's Wife

[Johny Joe Hold]

If anyone asks why we do not have female pastors at Landover Baptist here is the answer. It happened in Oak Hills, West Virginia.

A pastor's wife and the youth pastor's wife got into an argument about clothes. The pastor's wife got so mad she went to her car, got her gun and tried to shoot the other woman. Fortunately she had a woman's gun skills and missed everything.

Religion is the man's world. I hate to think how Landover Baptist would suffer if we had women in charge. They would be shooting at each other.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/pastors-wife-charged-after-firing-gun-at-church-in-heated-argument-with-youth-pastors-wife.html

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The Bible (KJV1611) clearly states that women are prohibited from becoming pastors (1 Timothy 2:12-14), but that hasn't stopped many of the limp wristed churches (like the Episcopalians) from giving in to the raging drag queens and bull dyke lezbeans by appointing them pastors (and we all know how violent they can be).

Many of these same soy boy churces often preach that Jesus was somehow "peaceful" and turn their churches into "gun free zones", but you can bet that Jesus was doing some concealed carry (Luke 22:36) when He was delivering the Sermon on the Mount.

The reality of modern day mass killings in churches have required us to have bullet proof pulpits with gun and ammo racks in them - and only men are capable of properly handling high powered weapons. There will never be a mass shooting in a True Christian™ Baptist Chruch.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Many of these same soy boy churces often preach that Jesus was somehow "peaceful" and turn their churches into "gun free zones", but you can bet that Jesus was doing some concealed carry (Luke 22:36) when He was delivering the Sermon on the Mount.

Is this why Jesus had His clothes removed during His trial and execution?

[Dana723]

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When our pastor's wife wears the same dress as me, I don't go get my husband's rifle from the truck. Instead, I calmly approach her and tell her that I realize she is jealous of the fact that I have five sons and she only has one and that she is always copying me in dress. That usually devolves into name calling and the parentage of her only son is questioned (really, he looks nothing like his father and everything like that Mooslim that runs the Jiffy Mart down the road). Then I snatch that ratty ass wig off her head and our husbands separate us while we scream obscenities at each other.



But I've never shot at her.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'm a bit foozled here - is she mimicking you or mimicking your clothes?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Is this why Jesus had His clothes removed during His trial and execution?

You make an interesting point Sister Mitza, and it enrages me to think that Jesus was forced to undergo the indignity of being strip searched and body cavity searched by some beef cake homer Roman Centurion.

It just goes to show you that the sodomite agenda is out to tempt all of us - even Jesus.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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There will never be a mass shooting in a True Christian™ Baptist Chruch.

Touch wood. But the prospect of Muslim invaders rampaging through the towns of rural American cannot be dismissed - in fact it seems more and more likely by the day, according to my news sources. Is it a mass shooting when a pearly white Pastor mows down a few sinners of unclear heritage?

[Basilissa]

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Touch wood. But the prospect of Muslim invaders rampaging through the towns of rural American cannot be dismissed - in fact it seems more and more likely by the day, according to my news sources.

Brother Toole, it's not an invasion if they get invited by our Godly President:

President Trump said Saturday that he had canceled a previously undisclosed summit at Camp David with Taliban leadership and Afghan President Ashraf Ghani after the Taliban took responsibility for an attack last week that killed a U.S. soldier.
Trump said the meetings had been set to take place Sunday.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Brother Toole, it's not an invasion if they get invited by our Godly President:

“What kind of people would kill so many in order to seemingly strengthen their bargaining position?” Trump tweeted. “They didn’t, they only made it worse!”

He continued: “If they cannot agree to a ceasefire during these very important peace talks, and would even kill 12 innocent people, then they probably don’t have the power to negotiate a meaningful agreement anyway. How many more decades are they willing to fight?”

It amazes me how people will continue to follow murder-based cults, even after so long a struggle to get rid of their influence. When they make laws they have done so in accordance with a murder-based belief system which, according to them, has divine authority and under which many innocent people are murdered by the most horrific means possible. Perhaps temporarily they will come up with alternative doctrines to ameliorate the assault against their horror-show mind-set. But how can we believe that given half a chance they won't surge back into the lawmaking process, enacting murderous statutes for so many? Proclaiming as certainty the future wholesale murder of anyone not agreeing with their dogma? Because it's still there and they will not repudiate it and anyone can read it for themselves. Simply because they focus on a different page or overlook a tenet "out of step" with "modern sensibilities" does not mean that reprehensible pages and/or tenets have ceased to exist.

Like the tide against a castle wall, regardless of decades or even centuries taken to construct it, given the slightest chance they will be used to make laws again. No-one accepting murder as the basis for an ordered society (and if they will not repudiate murder-based source material it's available for anyone to resuscitate at any time) can ever negotiate for peace in good faith. The destruction is far more rapid that the construction and once destroyed the edifice is gone.

The murder principle is not always concealed among heretics. And similarly it may be advocated in contradiction of the sources for any creed. How can we decide whether murder is truly foundational or a promised future outcome? To me this is a non-question. The sources are available. Read them. That is why it's never necessary for me to express an opinion because I can read the stuff for myself and then compare the words and actions of negotiating parties with what I've read. It's a good policy for anyone not wishing to be surprised – but of course some people like surprises.

[JakubDovac]

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Only dumb people support gun control.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Only dumb people support gun control.

(Luke 22:36)

Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Are weapons more important than clothes?