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  • Hi!

    Hi, I'm new here. I am a Texan, holy worshipper and I support the Bible. EVERY. LAST. BIT. OF. IT. My favourite book is Leviticus, particularly chapter 20, and I long for the day I can stone a blasphemer, homosexual and adulterer slow and with excruciating pain!

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    Re: Hi!

    Hello friend,

    Welcome aboard. Can you expound a little bit on where you attend Church, When you got Saved, etc. Please understand that we don't support just any Bible! We, here at Landover, only read the . No other version is acceptable, PERIOD! We believe it from Genesis to Revelation and everything in between! So friend, I would STRONGLY advise you to not just "support it,"
    In Christ,

    Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

    Rev 20:11-15

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    • #3
      Re: Hi!

      Originally posted by HolyWorshipper View Post
      Hi, I'm new here. I am a Texan, holy worshipper and I support the Bible. EVERY. LAST. BIT. OF. IT. My favourite book is Leviticus, particularly chapter 20, and I long for the day I can stone a blasphemer, homosexual and adulterer slow and with excruciating pain!
      Hello and to the forum!

      While currently there are few jurisdictions where stoning witches, homosexuals, heathens, and other enemies of God is permitted (Saudi Arabia comes to mind), we can pray that with Donald J. Trump () as our King, Biblical law will soon be restored in this Godly country!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #4
        Re: Hi!

        I read the bible every morning for an hour, and when I finish it, I restart again. And I make sure it is always KJV, version from 1611! I attend the Central Baptist Church in deep east texas, and was baptised there too!

        Also, I voted for trump and adore him so much! Hopefully, yes, once he is our supreme overlord we can finally create our utopia of God, ruled by a biblical criminal code based solely off of the KJV 1611 Bible.


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        • #5
          Re: Hi!

          Originally posted by HolyWorshipper View Post
          I read the bible every morning for an hour, and when I finish it, I restart again. And I make sure it is always KJV, version from 1611! I attend the Central Baptist Church in deep east texas, and was baptised there too!

          Also, I voted for trump and adore him so much! Hopefully, yes, once he is our supreme overlord we can finally create our utopia of God, ruled by a biblical criminal code based solely off of the KJV 1611 Bible.
          Greetings, and thank you for your message of introduction; and to you, may I extend a warm We are pleased that you have found your way to , in our blessed corner of the interwebs -- especially during these dark and difficult days before the return of our glorious , .

          My, how very interesting that you attend the Central Baptist Church, as a friend of mine (Ethel-Mae Potter) used to attend faithfully. Ethel has gone to be with the now, but when I visited her, I once attended a service there. Is Brother Dodson still the minister?

          I wonder if you would mind sharing your name with us, if that's not too much to ask of you. It's just that I prefer to address someone personally. Referring to someone as Miss Holy or Miss Worshipper doesn't quite have the personal touch. Just a first name will suffice, and I do thank you for this.

          We so look forward to hearing more of your wonderful testimony, Dear, here at .
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the Blood of Jesus"

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          • #6
            Re: Hi!

            Friend,


            While I am glad you have chosen to take the time to read the KJV1611 Bible and to join us....I must caution you on taking such a short period of time to study. Any True Christian™ can tell you that it takes longer than just a single hour. You need to read and understand EVERYTHING that it says in it.


            2 Timothy 2:15 King James Version (KJV)

            15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.


            Originally posted by HolyWorshipper View Post
            I read the bible every morning for an hour, and when I finish it, I restart again. And I make sure it is always KJV, version from 1611! I attend the Central Baptist Church in deep east texas, and was baptised there too!

            Also, I voted for trump and adore him so much! Hopefully, yes, once he is our supreme overlord we can finally create our utopia of God, ruled by a biblical criminal code based solely off of the KJV 1611 Bible.


            In Christ,

            Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

            Rev 20:11-15

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            • #7
              Re: Hi!

              Originally posted by tkwhite View Post
              Friend,


              While I am glad you have chosen to take the time to read the KJV1611 Bible and to join us....I must caution you on taking such a short period of time to study. Any True Christian™ can tell you that it takes longer than just a single hour. You need to read and understand EVERYTHING that it says in it.


              2 Timothy 2:15 King James Version (KJV)

              15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
              I read it for an hour a day is what I meant.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi!

                Hi
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi!

                  Welcome, Holly. I am very pleased to see you here among us. We are Christian and friendly here. Newcomers are welcome and we enjoy hearing about the trials and tribulations of your life with Jesus. I have spent much time in East Texas, due to the fact that I have a large contingent of relatives there in Polk and Trinity counties.


                  What work does your husband do? Most everyone in East Texas either works for the prison system or Walmart. I suppose there are some cutting down what trees may be left also.


                  Do continue with your testimony.


                  God Bless!
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi!

                    Hello friend. Please let us know what rod do you favor to discipline your children. Wooden? Iron? Hard plastic? Which size do you recommend?
                    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi!

                      Friend,

                      Is that how much time you think Jesus deserves? An Hour a day? I sure hope you understand that it takes much more than just an hour a day! You definitely need to understand something.....Jesus requires our attention each and every day of every week of every month of every year! Don't short change Jesus! That's the worst thing you could possibly do!


                      Originally posted by HolyWorshipper View Post
                      I read it for an hour a day is what I meant.
                      In Christ,

                      Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

                      Rev 20:11-15

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hi!

                        Hello .. welcome to the forum. It wasn't clear from your posts so far why there would need to be any criminal code in a utopia. Earthly kingdoms (including selected republics but definitely not France) are only temporary. When Jesus returns and claims His bride there will be no more sorrow or tears.

                        Revelation 21:4-6; 22:16-17
                        And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful. And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

                        I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star. And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.


                        That is where we are headed. Idolators and so forth are on a different trajectory. For the time being we follow laws as determined by elected representatives or dictators as the case may be (except Switzerland where some nightmarish diktat by referendum holds sway) because that's what Jesus wants. Satan wants something else. At every opportunity he'll try to infiltrate what God has ordained and set up an idol. When that happens it's not necessary do do much more than take the brakes off and they'll pretty much self destruct. God knows about that, too.

                        Psalm 59:6-8
                        They return at evening: they make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city. Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips: for who, say they, doth hear? But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by HolyWorshipper View Post
                          I read the bible every morning for an hour, and when I finish it, I restart again. And I make sure it is always KJV, version from 1611! I attend the Central Baptist Church in deep east texas, and was baptised there too!

                          Also, I voted for trump and adore him so much! Hopefully, yes, once he is our supreme overlord we can finally create our utopia of God, ruled by a biblical criminal code based solely off of the KJV 1611 Bible.


                          This sounds very good my friend! Welcome! Just make sure to bow down to no one but Christ.
                          I am wrong here.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi!

                            Originally posted by IAmNotTheTrueGod View Post
                            This sounds very good my friend! Welcome! Just make sure to bow down to no one but Christ.
                            I've been reading your posts, hoping for an introduction post, so far without finding one, but now am a little concerned. It's this "bowing down" thing. How do you know that what you're bowing down to is in fact Christ?

                            For example there are people who claim Jesus was just one incarnation of Christ and that what they're calling "Christ" is an amorphous blob, invisible and pandimensional, manifesting as Adam (multiple "Adams" on trillions of "planets" across every conceivable universe) and Astarte and Krishna and Mohammed and Lucrezia Borgia, The Báb & Joseph Smith simultaneously, Quetzalcoatl & Elron Hubbard, the Moon, Venus and everything else represented by idols crammed into crypts or raised up on rooftops to which people bow down at the drop of a hat (or other signal) an activity I find utterly repugnant.

                            This is supposed to be Jesus, for some reason depicted with the heart hanging out
                            which never happened and would be impossible because to.
                            get a heart out it's necessary to break..
                            open the rib...
                            cage..

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                            Psalm 34:20
                            He keepeth all his bones: not one of them is broken.

                            And yet there are thousands of millions of people who bow down to this grotesque abomination, shed their blood to support the blasphemous cults always associated with idols—which idol it is seems immaterial, they hack & slash and these days gas & bomb their way to authority—pump cash into obscene citadels when plague and famine reign elsewhere. Thousands of millions calling it "Jesus" which I've shown it can't possibly be. An introductory post would be the ideal place to reassure us that you're not someone who would do that. Because, let's face it, those who do say they're sure they know they're bowing down Christ.

                            There's a handy link at the top of this post, included for your convenience.

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