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I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY!
I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY!
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Exodus 21:20-21
20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money. -
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well, I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY!
He puts The Infant back in Infantry!
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."Comment
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Jesus loves and protects children. God is committed to protecting all his soldiers:
Deuteronomy 31:8 “… It is the LORD who goes before you. He will be with you; he will not leave you or forsake you. Do not fear or be dismayed.”
Isaiah 41:10 “… fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Psalms 23:4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil,for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
Isaiah 43:1-2 But now thus says the LORD, he who created you, O Jacob, he who formed you, O Israel: “Fear not, for I have redeemed you; I have called you by name, you are mine. When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and through the rivers, they shall not overwhelm you; when you walk through fire you shall not be burned, and the flame shall not consume you.
Therefore, using children to do the Lord's bidding just makes good military (and Biblical) sense.
I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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Oh my God it's Elvis! Elvis Pretzels! Returned from the Dead!
Pastor, are we allowed to Worship Elvis? Please?
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Well it is so sad that no one thinks of the children. Without Kony all these kids would be free atheist cadavers. They have nothing to eat there because they don't believe in God. Only Kony can bring Jesus and Live to those negroes.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY!
GOD LOVES THE LRA!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!Comment
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It looks like one of the Lie-beral scumbags responsible for the character smear assassinating smear-campaign against God's child Joseph Kony was arrested for masturbating in public today.Comment
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Not surprised. All who persecute Christians like Joseph Kony are most likely perverts.Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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I wonder if his "dehydration" happened before or after his... ugh.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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It turns out that Mr. Russell is an evangelical 'Christian' as is wife... and parents... and partners in the Kony 2012 campaign.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostNot surprised. All who persecute Christians like Joseph Kony are most likely perverts.
As for Kony... he is a former Catholic whose initial motivation decades back was to counter varoius crimes against the Catholic minority in the north. These crimes were perpetrated by the current Ugandan President who is himself a former warlord but, get this, is also a fundamental evangelical 'Christian' like Mr. Russell!
You can imagine the joy it brings me as my years of hard work here are starting to pay off with you Baptwits moving closer and closer to inevitable conversion!
Not only are you rising up for Santorum but you are even supporting former Catholics/current ICC outlaws in favour of American born-again evangelicals!
St. Patrick is surely smiling down upon you all today!
Bless you, my future Altar-boy producers,
Father Mo
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.A Cardinal in the making.
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I want to see Joseph Kony with a golden Kalashnikov AK-74!-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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[QUOTE=ExGay Alex;858183]Jesus loves and protects children. God is committed to protecting all his soldiers:
Deuteronomy 31:8 “… It is the LORD who goes before you. He will be with you; he will not leave you or forsake you. Do not fear or be dismayed.”
Isaiah 41:10 “… fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Psalms 23:4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil,for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
Isaiah 43:1-2 But now thus says the LORD, he who created you, O Jacob, he who formed you, O Israel: “Fear not, for I have redeemed you; I have called you by name, you are mine. When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and through the rivers, they shall not overwhelm you; when you walk through fire you shall not be burned, and the flame shall not consume you.
Therefore, using children to do the Lord's bidding just makes good military (and Biblical) sense.
As an Aryan Man of Christ, I applaud Kony for his firm hand in guiding the young black men into their role as powerful, manly messengers of Christ's power. I wish I could minister directly to them and guide them deeper into His Love.Attached FilesComment
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This is why Pastor Zeke is THE MAN to lead me to Christ's power!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAttached FilesComment
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Brother Wash, perhaps you can explain this to me. I see you have an ex-masturbator award*, so you must know how it works.Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
I never thought M-ing looked . . . well, like that. Is that really how it works?
* You may notice that I have two ex-masturbator awards. This is because I've never actually masturbated. If I had one award, it would imply I'd done it at least once; if I had none, people might think I engaged in such sinful seed-murder.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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I didn't read this article due to its salacious content, but long before the End of it, it became Painfully apparent that they are LYING
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