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  • #16
    Re: Why homo here

    Originally posted by HomoRise View Post
    Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.

    Heres one thing: i am serb
    I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should consider moving to a country that is a little more relevant to Jesus and his followers in the United States.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #17
      Re: Why homo here

      Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
      I also have a Bible verse for you in your own language!

      Predikuesi 12:13
      Të dëgjojmë, pra, përfundimin e gjithë ligjëratës: "Ki frikë nga Perëndia dhe respekto urdhërimet e tij, sepse kjo është tërësia e njeriut".
      I know that you know all languages which are spoken today and most of those that are extinct, Brother White, but are you absolutely sure this is an actual language, and not a random collection of letters with a special preference towards the umlaut?!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #18
        Re: Why homo here

        I'm extremely offended that this person's introduction to us includes such filthy, pornographic language. When HomoRise mentions "trains," he is NOT talking about locomotives. He's referring to a vile faggot sex act in which multiple homers back into each others "cabooses" in a line like a train, oftentimes smoking the pot to simulate the smoke of the steam engine. Well, young man, God hates queers running trains (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10), so what do you have to say about that?
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #19
          Re: Why homo here

          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
          I'm extremely offended that this person's introduction to us includes such filthy, pornographic language. When HomoRise mentions "trains," he is NOT talking about locomotives. He's referring to a vile faggot sex act in which multiple homers back into each others "cabooses" in a line like a train, oftentimes smoking the pot to simulate the smoke of the steam engine. Well, young man, God hates queers running trains (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10), so what do you have to say about that?
          Oh, my heavenly stars, Brother Lukes! Honestly, I had no idea that Miss HOMO Rise was speaking in code. It did seem strange that she would be concerned about trains, but, truly, I thought she had an interest in locomotives such as the Orient Express. Little did I know that there was a sinister, perverse reason for her question, but I did detect that she was smirking as she presented her question to our congregation of sanctified believers here, at . Oh, well, I have a feeling that we will not be seeing her again, now that she has been exposed. If she should return, it won't be long until her account is marked, "Aeternal Damnation Assured"! A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes. Sincerely, Isabella W.
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          • #20
            Re: Why homo here

            This Serb woman might be referring to "Night Train Wine." It is fortified with extra alcohol that makes people pass out sooner. Lots of atheists throw it down:

            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #21
              Re: Why homo here

              Hi. Welcome to the forum. Are you Serbian Orthodox? I know that the Roman "church" hived itself off centuries ago followed by mutual excommunication and that invitations to their popes have been rejected. Anything a pope rejects can't be all bad but there is a question of icons to be considered. Are these used in your place of worship?
              Originally posted by HomoRise View Post
              Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.
              I am happy to provide the following guide.

              . . . .. . . .GOLDEN typeface. . . .. . . .sans serif
              GOD's Favorite Forum©
              Landover Baptist Church™
              Glory!
              . . . . . . .CRIMSON typeface. . . . . . .
              Hell
              Blood

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              • #22
                Re: Why homo here

                Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                Friend, your username raises concerns. Why would take the name of a peverted red doll that gets a rise from being tickled?
                My username is an old meme. Anyways, im not serbian orthodox.
                Welcome to belgrade my friend.

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                • #23
                  Re: Why homo here

                  Originally posted by HomoRise View Post
                  Friendly question: do you like trains?
                  You see, here's the problem. You think you're being friendly and want to know about trains but this is not the railway enthusiasts' forum. Then you launch into a guessing game when someone tries to be friendly in return and asks about your Church even though this is a Church forum.

                  If you think we're going to sit here like
                  • are you Russian Orthodox?
                  • are you Ukranian Orthodox?
                  • Maronite?
                  • Presbyterian?
                  • Amish?
                  you are mistaken. There are many heresies and although you probably want me to go and boil my head, all heretics finish up somewhere much hotter than boiling water. Perhaps you could find what that other temperature is? It's pretty easy to look up for anyone who's read The Bible and I'll even kick off your project with a relevant passage from Scripture. Other languages are available from a drop down menu.
                  REVELATION 21
                  8a The fearful
                  8b And unbelieving
                  8c And the abominable
                  8d And murderers
                  8e And whoremongers
                  8f And sorcerers
                  8g And idolaters
                  8h And all liars
                  8j Shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone

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                  • #24
                    Re: Why homo here

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    If you think we're going to sit here like
                    • are you Russian Orthodox?
                    • are you Ukranian Orthodox?
                    • Maronite?
                    • Presbyterian?
                    • Amish?
                    you are mistaken.
                    No need to guess, Sister. I know this boy's religion. For centuries, the Serbs bent over and took it from the Turks. Many of them liked being sodomized so much that they converted to Islam. For example, the patron saint of Serbia, Slobodan Milosevic, was secretly a queer and a Muslim. So is HomoRise.
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Why homo here

                      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                      No need to guess, Sister. I know this boy's religion. For centuries, the Serbs bent over and took it from the Turks. Many of them liked being sodomized so much that they converted to Islam. For example, the patron saint of Serbia, Slobodan Milosevic, was secretly a queer and a Muslim. So is HomoRise.
                      Is there such a thing as an Amish muslim?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Why homo here

                        Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                        Oh, my heavenly stars, Brother Lukes! Honestly, I had no idea that Miss HOMO Rise was speaking in code. It did seem strange that she would be concerned about trains, but, truly, I thought she had an interest in locomotives such as the Orient Express. Little did I know that there was a sinister, perverse reason for her question, but I did detect that she was smirking as she presented her question to our congregation of sanctified believers here, at . Oh, well, I have a feeling that we will not be seeing her again, now that she has been exposed. If she should return, it won't be long until her account is marked, "Aeternal Damnation Assured"! A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes. Sincerely, Isabella W.
                        I am talking bout locomotives, im a pervert.
                        Welcome to belgrade my friend.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Why homo here

                          Originally posted by HomoRise View Post
                          I am talking bout locomotives
                          No-one else is.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Why homo here

                            Originally posted by HomoRise View Post
                            I am talking bout locomotives, im a pervert.
                            We're not here to talk about trains. We're here to glorify Jesus Christ and His works.
                            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Why homo here

                              Why does he keep going on about Serbia?

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                              • #30
                                Re: Why homo here

                                Originally posted by HomoRise View Post
                                I am talking bout locomotives, im a pervert.
                                Dear Miss HOMO Rise: Since you are not interested in sharing even the briefest bit of information about yourself, I see no reason why the Godly members of this fine, righteous should believe you when you say you want to discuss locomotives. Within a short, 24-hour period of time, you can see how your reputation has been affected, negatively, by your own reluctance to be sincere here. We are here to glorify the and to study the , and not to fritter our time discussing sinful, disgusting things like homersexualistic "train" activity. Kindly show some decency and respect when engaging in conversation on .


                                Sincerely,
                                Isabella W.
                                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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