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    Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-lifter

    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    My father says Canada is not worth the effort.
    Oh, Felicity, I didn't know you were still out and about what with the

    Anyway, thanks for volunteering to be my luggage-lifter on my next trip to Thailand. Make sure to pack a hot-pad or whatever in case you get sore.
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    Tags: job opportunity, jobs, luggage lifter, modesty, photos, teenaged girls, thailand
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    Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    Anyway, thanks for volunteering to be my luggage-lifter on my next trip to Thailand. Make sure to pack a hot-pad or whatever in case you get sore.
    Hey! You KNEW I'm looking everywhere for a job! I'm in great shape, I spent all last summer pushing around all my property in a shopping cart, and that's a lot harder than it looks. I don't care how big your luggage is, or how often you want it lifted, if you want it lifted fast fast fast with no warning at all, or where you want to put the luggage next, or if you want me to lift a friend's luggage also, or even both of you at the same time

    Oh, I think I understand now. I just don't have the physique for the job, right?
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    • #3
      Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

      Felicity, I know you've read this thread, so don't pretend you didn't hear me. It's hard to find repectable jobs in today's economy, and girl your age has to have only good things on the resume. I can keep your reputation pure.

      PS, entirely unrelated, but the security detail found a photo of you floating around. Here's the cropped version, as for the full one, well, let's just say it shows some pimples.

      PPS remember that you are a role model to all the younger girls, and that a girl's job is to keep her reputation pure and unblemished, by any means necessary, AT ANY COST. Talk spreads fast in small town realAmerica.
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        Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

        What THAT photo? Easily explained. It was "dress like a caveman" day at the Creation Science Museam and she tripped on a unicorn horn, but luckily landed on the bed from the Song of Solomon.

        Scandal closed, now HIRE ME! You may not be used to me, but don't knock it if you haven't tried it. I've needed my own luggage lifted, so I know exactly how a traveler likes his luggage lifted.
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        • #5
          Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

          Well I for one would like to the first one to congratulate Felicity for her new job serving under Jeb. I am sure she fit right in in Thailand.

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          • #6
            Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            Anyway, thanks for volunteering to be my luggage-lifter on my next trip to Thailand.
            You're welcome! My father says it is good to see the world under firm guidance from a good True Christian™ like you!
            I Jesus!

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            • #7
              Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

              Jeb, I have studied the photo closely and have uncovered shocking evidence of delinquency. Look closer, you'll see it too.

              Don't you see it? Two-tone nail polish! That's the road to trampdom right there!

              1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

              Sorry Felicity, no Thailand for you, you're going to be in tough-love bootcamp until you've learned to stop offending the allmighty's fashion sense.
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              • #8
                Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                I once had a friend off me a very handsome paying position lifting his shirts. Unfortunately I had to turn down the role due to the amount of travelling involved but I sincerely hope it all goes weel with your new job

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                • #9
                  Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                  That sounds like fun =]
                  Have a wonderful trip in Thailand

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                  • #10
                    Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                    Thank you!
                    I Jesus!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                      I'm wishing you the best on your trip, Felicity!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                        If you guys don't mind me being nosy, what art thou going to Thailand for?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                          Originally posted by RogerLockless View Post
                          If you guys don't mind me being nosy, what art thou going to Thailand for?
                          To witness in the love of Jesus Christ and teach the Truth. Those slopes are known to worship false stone idols.

                          Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

                          In Christ
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            To witness in the love of Jesus Christ and teach the Truth. Those slopes are known to worship false stone idols.

                            Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

                            In Christ
                            A worthy cause indeed. Don't forget all of the adultery and sodomy there.
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                            Give her a shovel.
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                            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Congratulations Felicity! You've got the job as my luggage-li

                              Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                              Don't forget all of the adultery and sodomy there.
                              AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!
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