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  • #1

    Chelsea Top of the EPL

    Once again the mighty Chelsea are top of the EPL afte winning 6-0 against Wigan last weekend.

    Blue is the color.
    Tags: soccer and why it's so gay
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    Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

    Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
    Once again the mighty Chelsea are top of the EPL afte winning 6-0 against Wigan last weekend.

    Blue is the color.
    The who and the what?

    What book of the Bible is that in?
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

      Chelsea Clinton beat someone in something, apparently. Not sure what point they are trying to make. That's what happens when you reject Christ, you end up talking like a fool...

      Proverbs 29:11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.

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      • #4
        Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

        It must be a college drinking game.
        Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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        • #5
          Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

          Effeminate soccer teams
          1 Timothy 5
          23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.




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          • #6
            Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

            Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
            Once again the mighty Chelsea are top of the EPL afte winning 6-0 against Wigan last weekend.

            Blue is the color.



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            • #7
              Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

              Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
              Blue is the color.
              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Chelsea Clinton beat someone in something, apparently. Not sure what point they are trying to make.
              I guess it sort of makes sense. Perhaps the Unsaved Trash was referring to Proverbs 20:30, which says, "The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly."

              I, too, however, am mystified by what his exact point is.
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              • #8
                Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                Originally posted by Timofey View Post
                Effeminate soccer teams
                Well, looks like the Original Post did an excellent job of proving Landover's point soccer is gay.

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                • #9
                  Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                  EPL?

                  Eternally Pubescent Losers?



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                  • #10
                    Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                    Good News Chelsea fans, Rimirez our new $20m Brazilian player is in line to make his debut on Saturday against Stoke City.

                    A True Christian team with traditional values, Chelsea will undoubtably take the coverted prizze of the EPL and CHampions League this year.

                    Blue is indeed the color.

                    Exod.36 3.35 And he made a vail ofblue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work

                    I prey this clarifies matters.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                      Oh, please, just take your fag game and go away.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                        Oh, please, just take your fag game and go away.

                        Hmmm for a right wind Christian, may I ask how you have such a homosexual picture in your possession?

                        I will pray for you Brother.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                          Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post

                          Exod.36 3.35 And he made a vail ofblue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work
                          You're obviously using a mistranslated, misinterpreted, false Bible. It's blue, WHITE, and scarlet, or in modern English RED WHITE AND BLUE.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                            You're obviously using a mistranslated, misinterpreted, false Bible. It's blue, WHITE, and scarlet, or in modern English RED WHITE AND BLUE.
                            My favourite colors Brother

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                            • #15
                              Re: Chelsea Top of the EPL

                              Good news Chelsea fans - we won 2-0 today.

                              Blue is the color.

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