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    Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time

    I was having coffee today at the Freehold Senior Citizens Center when a grey-haired lady came up to me and said, "My daughter said she would face time with me instead of coming over. This would prevent her from exposing me to the virus. Mayor, is face time really safe?"

    I searched for the right thing to say. This thing is, this woman is a Lutheran and her daughter an atheist. God may strike one or both of them.

    I advised her not to do face time with that daughter. Liberals promote these technologies and they may not have made face time safe when infectious diseases are around.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
    Tags: apple:cult of nerds, boomer remover, coronavirus
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    Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time

    Wise advice Brother Mayor
    Unless JesOS is installed any virus can run rampart on a computer connection. In establishing a network connection JesOS needs to be on both the front end and the back end. If the daughter is anywhere near Milwaukee I am happy to meet up and show her how to put it in the front end.


    Phil
    58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


    Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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    • #3
      Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time

      Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time
      Not directly, but if you're very persuasive it might be worth talking about how air travel is so amazingly cheap, Wuhan has great beaches, and that batburgers taste like a ballet of angels on your tongue.
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      • #4
        Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time

        Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
        batburgers
        But, Brother Jeb, isn't that how the whole debacle started? Or are you saying that what one snake brought upon humanity, another bat can undo?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        • #5
          Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          this woman is a Lutheran...

          I advised her not to do face time with that daughter. Liberals promote these technologies and they may not have made face time safe when infectious diseases are around.

          Sound judgement, Mr. Mayor. I've had several viruses get into my computer and I was forced to engage a specialist each time to regain control of the thing. These specialists are very proud of their work and feel they are entitled to princely wages. With a new virus said to be going around, it's not good to take unnecessary chances with expensive electric appliances. She's taking a big enough risk already with her Lutheranism.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • #6
            Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time

            As a point of information, "FaceTime" is an Apple product and only works on Apple made products. The Landover Baptist Church has determined that Apple promotes gay lifestyle and the use of their products can make you gay.

            You might recover from the Wuhan virus, but getting gay demons in your rectum is much more serious.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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            • #7
              Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post

              You might recover from the Wuhan virus, but getting gay demons in your rectum is much more serious.
              I've survived both. I've started podcasts to witness to God's glory. Like it or not, we must use social media to spread the Truth faster than this corona! I feel the young people online could benefit with a bit of face time with a seasoned guy as myself who has survived so much.

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