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Brothers this is a delicate question so I will phrase it precisely. During a bowel movement, the direction is always one single clear path outwards. There is no hesitancy or Heaven forbid backsliding. For that would be homosexual. This is a question for a friend. If you were wondering.
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If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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I referred this on but was reprimanded: you don't seem to have a question posted, to be answered? -
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Tsk tsk tsk. Women have invaded our sanctuary again. If this doesn't stop, I swear I'm going to head to Auntie Flo's forum and start posting pie recipes and starting threads like "50 surefire ways to obey your husband."
I'm of the opinion that backsliding bowel movements are a sure sign of homosexualism. That's why I always pray for a straight shot out before I go to the bathroom.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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I might have some salve for your ailment, whatever it may be.Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View PostComment
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I might be interested. My friend I mean. Depending on the method of application...Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View PostIf I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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OK, I know this is the men-only section, but my understanding of the directions of movements is that all left-leaning movements are atheist anarchist Antifas who want to destroy America, and all right-leaning movements are fine Christian people who stand by to Make America Great Again.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Due to the salve being a closely guarded secret only known to me and God, I would be the one to apply it to you. I would kindly ask that you be blindfolded so the secret can still be safe with God unless you’re willing to keep the secret yourself. It takes about 20-30 minutes to apply depending on the time of day. Fair warning, application of the salve may result in some discomfort but that’s just Satan’s demons being expelled from you in fairly continuous movements.Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View PostComment
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