My very personal and candid apology

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

I am so deeply and profoundly regretful that some people are so stupid to have misinterpreted the comments that I may or may not have made. I'm sorry that these worm-brained idiots exist and waste oxygen that rightfully belongs to us. I am so, so sorry, and regretful, that mistakes were made, when the parents of these idiots desiced to copulate with their cousin, during the mother's menstral period, creating the retarded scum that misinterpreted the comments I may or may not have made, and that I'm sorry are breathing oxygen which belongs to you.

I am deeply and passionately sorrowful, I'm in downright mourning, that these America-hating freedom-loathing pieces of regurgitated human waste have not died horribly painful and degrading deaths for misinterpretating the comments I may or may not have made.*

* The comments I may or may not have made may or may not have been "That is an order, private, I am giving you a direct order to kill that sand-nigger right now, I repreat, private, that you must kill that haji right now or be court-marshalled, do you understand me, private? Then shoot that sand-nigger right now, that is a direct order, private." As you see this is completely different than the out-of-context version of events that is being spread by the feces-eating sodomite liberty-haters that I'm so sorry are in existence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My very personal and candid apology

As a Man of God©, I personally don't see any need for an apology Brother Trent. There is nothing that would offend Jesus in the statements attributed to you during the incident in question. I believe that you acted responsibly and should be considered a "hero" in the same way that George W. Bush and John McCain are "heroes."

God Bless you for your untiring efforts on America's behalf.

[SUV]

Re: My very personal and candid apology

Aw, you big old hunk of Baptist Manhood, there's no need to apologize to Church Members.

The other homer!s and communiss don't deserve so much as as much as a Godly sneer in their direction anyway

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My very personal and candid apology

Trent,

That mighty honorable of you stepping up to the plate like that and admitting fault. However, as Pastor Zeke pointed out, if Jesus forgives you, so do we. Keep up the good work in Iraq Christian soldier.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: My very personal and candid apology

Brother Trent, as others have said, no apology is necessary. The only thing I'd love to see from you is another movie review!