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  • #16
    Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

    Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
    Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
    But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

    What is a 'KJB'? Is that some sort of anal lube you use on the inside?

    Living lies is no way to go though life son. You should instead be living by our example, pure truth.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

      Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
      Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
      But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus
      Well, iffen you ask me and I know you didn't, I think we done found a man fo our Miz April.
      She likes dawgs, don't she?
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • #18
        Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

        Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
        [...]
        But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus
        Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
        I want to be Save. Godly Rev. Jim Osborne is my role-model. He made mistakes in the past too "Asian Shemales". [...]
        You seem to have been mistaken once, it is KJV not KJB, may you not be mistaken twice?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Are you that tiny?
          Thats why im planing to take when i get out of the Clinic

          You seem to have been mistaken once, it is KJV not KJB, may you not be mistaken twice?
          I'm very sorry Honorable Pastor Bathfire. Its not goin to happen again
          Praise Jesus

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          • #20
            Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

            Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.

            That's what a friend told me, at least.

            Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.

              That's what a friend told me, at least.

              Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you.
              Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
              Praise Jesus
              Luke 4:13

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              • #22
                Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
                Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
                Praise Jesus
                Luke 4:13
                19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #23
                  Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.
                  Brother Eliot, I did it on purpose, I never though someone would look at my profile. All of my life I been ignore until now. I have found my family here in Landover Baptist Church.
                  Praise sweet baby Jesus

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                    have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

                      I just saw the abbreviated file.

                      Let's just say I've already lost my lunch four hours before eating it.

                      Nothing this Ritchie person is saying is true.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?
                        Depth of Field but dear brother Eliot, I'm not a photographer well I used to take amatur pics When I used to do unGodly things with my Girlfriend Cindy She is the "poodle in the pic"
                        But that was in the past I'm a new man now.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                          Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                            Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.
                            I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                              Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
                              I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to
                              Then pray to jesus and post your prayer here. Pray to Jesus now!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                                Ritchie (though I now know that is not your real name), everything you've said is a lie. You have come here to troll. The partial file I have spells it all out.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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