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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #16
    Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

    I wonder how many messages of Trump really have a much deeper meaning then we think. I bet he has a lot to tell us once we are all in heaven and he teaches us how to play golf.
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • Bankrupt
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2017
      • 1

      #17
      Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

      I think you're looking too far into a simple typo

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2189

        #18
        Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

        That would be the easy way out. On this forum you´ll be judged on everything. You´d better shape up.
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765

          #19
          Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

          Originally posted by Bankrupt View Post
          I think you're looking too far into a simple typo
          I noticed you failed to provide any Biblical support for your claim. Perhaps you'd like to try again?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • GreekFreedom
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2016
            • 15

            #20
            Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

            Originally posted by Bankrupt View Post
            I think you're looking too far into a simple typo

            You see, this is why the kind True Christians™ here at Landover have kindly offered to decipher President Trump's message for you. It is obvious that those who are not with the Spirit of God will not be able to understand him and will think it was a typo. Not so! But as our Lord Jesus says, he who has ears, let him hear.

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            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
              An old soul
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4817

              #21
              Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
              I taught Donnie that word. We don't need to tell the Enemies about our Real plans . I can just see them writhing in ignorance as they're trying to figure out where Donnie and I are going to strike next!
              Once again Trump knew what he was talking about (credit to Pastor Zeke). Covfefe is clearly an early code for the Covid-19 pandemic response he was preparing more than 2 years ago. The perfect response of his administration led by deputy and son-in-law Jared was the result of all that preparation.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • Prayer Warrior
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2011
                • 825

                #22
                Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                Once again Trump knew what he was talking about (credit to Pastor Zeke). Covfefe is clearly an early code for the Covid-19 pandemic response he was preparing more than 2 years ago. The perfect response of his administration led by deputy and son-in-law Jared was the result of all that preparation.
                "Despite the negative press, covfefe" it is starting to make more and more sense now you have helped interpret Trump's wise words.


                Maybe he meant something along the lines of, "Given how negative the press has been to me, I could sit back and let Covid-19 kill the lot of them, but because I'm so kind and care so deeply about America I'll get started on my excellent preparedness plan for Covid-19, Covfefe. Without such a plan, millions of Americans would no doubt die, but because of my plan only a few hundred thousand will."
                Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12277

                  #23
                  Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

                  Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                  The perfect response of his administration led by deputy and son-in-law Jared was the result of all that preparation.
                  I've made no secret of my admiration of son-in-law Jared Kirshner. When President Trump tapped him to be in the leadership position to fight the disease I expected a successful program.

                  And, successful it has been. Jared immediately hired a roomful of recent ivy league college grads to locate and buy millions of masks and to drive down the cost. The students went right to work.

                  They contracted with entrepreneurs who said they could produce the masks needed at a low price and were paid to put that into gear. Producers in the former chain of supply were miffed and were not contacted. Our nation can rest assured that the masks, while not here yet, are on the way in spite of court cases filed against the new suppliers. Thanks goodness for a wise President and go-get-um son in law.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • aviela
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • May 2020
                    • 18

                    #24
                    Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

                    Do you have any biblical support about Donald Trump making a "typo" on a twitter post warning us about Coronavirus?

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                    • aviela
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • May 2020
                      • 18

                      #25
                      Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

                      Oh no, this isn't right whatsoever. This was a typo and has no relevance to Covid-19. If you want to see something that shows that this was all planned, which it was. I suggest you to watch Event 201, prepare for your mind to be blown. If you watch this Ted-Talk by Bill Gates, you will figure out what is really going on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Af6b_wyiwI This was just like 9/11, it was planned. Ever heard of building 7? That building had nothing by it and no plane hit it, yet it fell like the twin towers and it is not talked about.

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                      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                         
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 8351

                        #26
                        Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

                        Originally posted by aviela View Post
                        Ever heard of building 7? That building had nothing by it and no plane hit it, yet it fell like the twin towers and it is not talked about.
                        Mere hyperbole. I just put "building 7" into the Google search engine. It returned 8,040,000,000 results. That is slightly more than the current world population (it may be considerably more, of course - I have not taken account of Covid mortalities.)
                        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 11166

                          #27
                          Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning!

                          Originally posted by aviela View Post
                          . I suggest you to watch [whatever] prepare for your mind to be blown.
                          My dear, I have read the Bible extensively. I doubt very much that anything that you have to show me could "blow my mind" beyond that experience.


                          Watching something that you recommended could be good for a chuckle or two, I suppose. I may look into that on the day I fail to be uplifted by my True Faith™.
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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