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  • #16
    Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

    Knowing brother Bathfire, I am guessing that his question was not about the mysteries of childbirth. Most of us understand that around here. But thank you for your colorful description; maybe you have a future as a gynecology textbook editor.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #17
      Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

      "he can give birth via his vagina"

      When did GOD start creating hes with vees?




      Come climb my mountains.

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      • #18
        Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
        According to the article, only the top half of his body was surgically altered, so he can give birth via his vagina. And if he had had phalloplasty (construction of a penis), he could still give birth via C-section.
        This is truly disturbing, I cannot believe the depravity of sodomites and queers in this day and age.

        Also, I don't feel that pen*s is appropriate language on the forum is it, there are women-folk in our midst.
        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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        • #19
          Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

          I heard he got pregnant after Hitlery Clinton raped him.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Are we sure this isn't really a man who just thought up a very strange and unusual lie to explain away his beer belly, possible a sodomite who thought he could get pregnant by being sodomized and is confused by his beer belly?

            Sister Mary Mariah
            that was a woman that became a man and then decided to have a baby
            ITS CALLED TRANSSEXUALISM

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            • #21
              Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

              Originally posted by Morgaine View Post
              that was a woman that became a man and then decided to have a baby
              And you're a person, who became a witch, then decided to eat a baby. What's your point? Christ hates both of you.

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              • #22
                Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                What a sickening event. I would venture to argue that this is a case of two lezbeans using loopholes to bypass laws and God's word. Clearly if this "man" was once a woman, and is still capable of carrying child, then he is still a she, and their marriage is null and void. My God bless them with a miscarriage or stillborn. If neither of those, then may he bless that child with the gift of crib death, to stop it from understanding, and growing up to tolerate the abomination that is its parents. Our judicial system has clearly failed us on this occasion. The cult leader who united these lezbeans, should be condemned. This seems like a mistake that a catlick preacher would make.
                Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

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                • #23
                  Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                  Originally posted by Migraine View Post
                  Sister Mary Pariah
                  that was a woman that became a man and then decided to have a baby
                  ITS CALLED TRANSSEXUALISM
                  Her name is Mary MARIA.

                  And why are you so intimately acquainted with this perversion?
                  Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
                  The cult leader who united these lezbeans, should be condemned. This seems like a mistake that a catlick preacher would make.
                  Well said, my young friend.

                  I, too, note that we have not heard any condemnations from our Catholic contributors.
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                  • #24
                    Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                    The world got a little stranger.

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                    • #25
                      Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                      Originally posted by Migraine View Post
                      ITS CALLED TRANSSEXUALISM
                      I'm glad we can see eye-to-eye on this! The whole story is a travesty and a mockery of God's Way! Transsexualism indeed.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • #26
                        Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                        Rock on dude! That's the coolest shit I've seen in a long time! Good for him and Nancy!!!
                        All mammals understand love and affection, but only man shows a propensity to place himself into the shoes of another life-form. Losing this capability, among individuals of the species,
                        reduces them below their much heralded position, and readies the climate for the likely fall of man. A fall from grace.

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                        • #27
                          Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                          Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
                          May God bless them with a miscarriage or stillborn.
                          What the piffle kind of "christian" are you that you're so close-minded and SPITEFUL that you would willfully wish harm on another being? Suck my *choo-choo*.
                          Last edited by Deaner; 05-24-2008, 10:23 PM. Reason: Corrected spelling.
                          All mammals understand love and affection, but only man shows a propensity to place himself into the shoes of another life-form. Losing this capability, among individuals of the species,
                          reduces them below their much heralded position, and readies the climate for the likely fall of man. A fall from grace.

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                          • #28
                            Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                            Originally posted by BlackBlasphemy View Post
                            What the piffle kind of "christian" are you that you're so close-minded and SPITEFUL that you would willfully wish harm on another being? Suck my teddy bear.
                            There's a lot of anger there friend. I see that you have sunk low in your own estimation and have fallen into the Devil's trap of accepting everything and condemning nothing.

                            You need to learn to love Jesus and follow His ways. You see, God made man and woman - the Devil inspired so-called scientist doctors to create this travesty of God's Work.

                            If you created something and someone came along and made a tasteless copy, what would you do? - Oh, wait, I've answered that, you'd just let them do it.

                            Loser. You need to find God and soon.
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                            • #29
                              Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                              Funny, when I found God, laying on the steps leading up to the altar of a church, crying over my best friend when he died, God told me I should accept people for who they were.

                              Even if they were meant to be the opposite sex than what they were born as.

                              I reject very little and I DO NOT meddle in the affairs of others. I had a friend who was a Satanist, and I did nothing to sway him from that path. That was his choice. He knew what it would mean in the end and decided on it anyway. I pray for him still, but I'm not going to try and force my beliefs down his throat.

                              Human nature usually dictates the harder you try to force something on a person, the less accepting and likely they are to do what you want them to do.
                              All mammals understand love and affection, but only man shows a propensity to place himself into the shoes of another life-form. Losing this capability, among individuals of the species,
                              reduces them below their much heralded position, and readies the climate for the likely fall of man. A fall from grace.

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                              • #30
                                Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                                And I believe that same God also taught me that to willfully wish HARM on another living being was a terrible thing to do and that whatever Ill I wish on others will come back to me three times as bad as what I wished.

                                So, to you all, I sincerely hope you get everything out of the universe that you so. richly. deserve.
                                All mammals understand love and affection, but only man shows a propensity to place himself into the shoes of another life-form. Losing this capability, among individuals of the species,
                                reduces them below their much heralded position, and readies the climate for the likely fall of man. A fall from grace.

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