[Basilissa]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Think about it like this; some people prefer different versions of the Bible, right? Some people use KJV, some use ASV, etc., and they prefer their choice. That's the function of the Switch's changeable controllers.

Hope this clears things up for you.
Sincerely, TheExplainer

Yes it does. Thank you for explaining that the Nintendo Switch is an abomination, just like all of the false Bible translations.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Before I start this, I want to say that nothing I say here should be hyperboled to the point of being adynaton. I'm simply here to present my perspective on this whole article.

First off, the fact that this entire product is assumed to be used as a vibrator is simply appalling from my perspective. If someone is stupid enough to use a video game console as a vibrator, that's their fault, not Nintendo's. The vibrating feature of the controller is supposed to be used as a way to feel more immersed into the game.

Think about it like this; If you were reading the Bible, and you came across a passage about, say, Noah's Ark, you'd want to feel the boat rocking, the swaying. That's what the vibrating feature is designed to do, except it's designed for video games instead of writings.

As for the controller changing; this console is designed to allow people to play the game with a controller style they like. If they want to play with a smaller controller, they can do that.

Think about it like this; some people prefer different versions of the Bible, right? Some people use KJV, some use ASV, etc., and they prefer their choice. That's the function of the Switch's changeable controllers.

Hope this clears things up for you.
Sincerely, TheExplainer

Dear Explainer,


The Bible rocks my ark. Not some silly piece of technology. Please tell me what is the ASV - A Silly Version?


YIC
TT

[NoGoodDeed...]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Thpmas, if you subscribe to the ideas this site propagates, you are probably one of the last people who should be telling someone about science and the universe.

[handmaiden]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Before I start this, I want to say that nothing I say here should be hyperboled to the point of being adynaton. I'm simply here to present my perspective on this whole article.

"Hyperbole" is not a verb. And "adynaton" pretty much means the same thing as "hyperbole". Clearly, you are looking up $ 5 words in a pellucid attempt to sound smart. I did that before Jesus gave me the insight to realize how stupid I am. Stop doing that.


We know you are here to present your perspective on the Nintendo Switch. We do not care about your perspective. We don't really care about Nintendo Switch. We care about the Bible and how it fits into the world around us. Do you care about the world around you? Or does your world consist of the distance between your butt in a chair and the screen monitor displaying game graphics?

First off, the fact that this entire product is assumed to be used as a vibrator is simply appalling from my perspective. If someone is stupid enough to use a video game console as a vibrator, that's their fault, not Nintendo's

According to the Bible, it's Satan's fault and Eve's.

The vibrating feature of the controller is supposed to be used as a way to feel more immersed into the game.

Because people are not already immersed enough in their fantasy computer worlds so video game companies want to make sure that silly things like earthquakes won't intrude on them with real life sensations.

Think about it like this; If you were reading the Bible, and you came across a passage about, say, Noah's Ark, you'd want to feel the boat rocking, the swaying. That's what the vibrating feature is designed to do, except it's designed for video games instead of writings.

That's why people make movies about written things, you dolt! The game already does all the imagining for you by providing graphics so you don't have to think about what a character might look like. They design every aspect of the pretend world they are selling you. What do you contribute to the experience besides the money you are stuffing in their pockets?

Think about it like this; some people prefer different versions of the Bible, right? Some people use KJV, some use ASV, etc., and they prefer their choice. That's the function of the Switch's changeable controllers.

And some people prefer their deities in the form of Golden Calves. God smote them for that. According to the Bible, which is the world's source for knowing about God, there is only One God. Therefore, there is only one Bible. The correct one.


Choosing a different version of the Bible amounts to choosing another God.


God didn't smite the folks worshiping around the Golden Calf because He hates cows and He hates gold.


Clearly, He loves gold because He instructed His followers to use it in His temple decor. (Kind of like Trump, but, hey, let's not get political here.)


He's fairly chill about cows as long as you don't do weird stuff with them--like hitch them up with a different species of animal when plowing a field or boil their babies in the milk expressed from their mothers' utters, or, say . . . WORSHIP them!


The whole point of God striking down the crowd idolizing the Golden Calf was the idolizing part. Anything that becomes a substitution for the worship of The Lord is a grievous sin. If a technology or an invention can be used to serve Him it is good. If it replaces or refutes or even distracts from Him it is bad.

Hope this clears things up for you.

[BibleDad1982]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more.

I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because of these satanic products that nintendo is providing to children worldwide.


My kids were extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. They protested all week about it and won't give up. They still insist I give them the game console that will turn them into filthy whores.


Not only have these workers of the devil created devices to cause our kids to be brainwashed into satanists, they have already brainwashed them into wanting more of these devices of hell. Needless to say I grounded them for a week from video games because of their persistence to try to bribe me into giving them their demonic games from hell!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more.

I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because of these satanic products that nintendo is providing to children worldwide.


My kids were extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. They protested all week about it and won't give up. They still insist I give them the game console that will turn them into filthy whores.


Not only have these workers of the devil created devices to cause our kids to be brainwashed into satanists, they have already brainwashed them into wanting more of these devices of hell. Needless to say I grounded them for a week from video games because of their persistence to try to bribe me into giving them their demonic games from hell!

Glory! Parenting done right!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard.
✁...grounded them for a week from video games

Glory! Parenting done right!

I'm just a little concerned, what happens after the week is up? This sounds like.—.and I could be mistaken.—.an "ex" hippie burying the pot wrapped up in a waterproof bag to keep it fresh and dry because they never gonna smoke the stuff again. Ever. No way. And some cigarette papers. And a box of matches.

As I say, I'm just here probably being what's the word? over– something-or-other

[NateTheKnucklehead]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more.

I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because of these satanic products that nintendo is providing to children worldwide.


My kids were extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. They protested all week about it and won't give up. They still insist I give them the game console that will turn them into filthy whores.


Not only have these workers of the devil created devices to cause our kids to be brainwashed into satanists, they have already brainwashed them into wanting more of these devices of hell. Needless to say I grounded them for a week from video games because of their persistence to try to bribe me into giving them their demonic games from hell!

I feel bad for your kids

[Roland]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

I feel bad for your kids

Why would that be? Would you care to explain?

[NateTheKnucklehead]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Why would that be? Would you care to explain?

Getting rid of all video games that's rude AF m8! And let me ask you a tricky question: There's a Christian homeless guy on the street he prays every time every hour every minute, he knows the Bible from head to toe, why is he still on the street?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

...And let me ask you a tricky question: There's a Christian homeless guy on the street he prays every time every hour every minute, he knows the Bible from head to toe, why is he still on the street?

Homelessness is usually rooted in mental health issues.


But why are you asking Roland to justify what's happened to this dude?

[NateTheKnucklehead]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Homelessness is usually rooted in mental health issues.


But why are you asking Roland to justify what's happened to this dude?

when i open this site and see that somebody replied to me and wants answers or asks questions (almost same things) i am like: y tho, and if somebody started a comment war i am like: AYYY LMAO

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Video games in general are a bad deed, but unrealistic ones like the ones from Nintendo are the worst. I hope this company will go bankrupt sooner or later.

[IonTelevision Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Who's to say that they're going to do the things you said they were going to do, if they're children, the things you mentions probably won't even cross their minds. See, your statements are truly uninformed, I own a Switch myself and the thought of one of those controllers going in my[UNNECESSARILY RUDE WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] is truly disturbing, But i can say, I bounced on[DIRTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR] to this for half a minute before i had to respond to this retardedness.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Who's to say that they're going to do the things you said they were going to do, if they're children, the things you mentions probably won't even cross their minds.

You're mistaken dear. Children are by nature vile sinners with impulse control problems that make them ripe for Satan's Army. Parents who love their children know not to trust them or to let them exercise creativity outside the confines of Vacation Bible School activities.