[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by BibleDad1982

I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more.

I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because of these satanic products that nintendo is providing to children worldwide.


My kids were extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. They protested all week about it and won't give up. They still insist I give them the game console that will turn them into filthy whores.


Not only have these workers of the devil created devices to cause our kids to be brainwashed into satanists, they have already brainwashed them into wanting more of these devices of hell. Needless to say I grounded them for a week from video games because of their persistence to try to bribe me into giving them their demonic games from hell!

Glory! Parenting done right!

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm just a little concerned, what happens after the week is up? This sounds like.—.and I could be mistaken.—.an "ex" hippie burying the pot wrapped up in a waterproof bag to keep it fresh and dry because they never gonna smoke the stuff again. Ever. No way. And some cigarette papers. And a box of matches.

As I say, I'm just here probably being what's the word? over– something-or-other

[NateTheKnucklehead]

Originally Posted by BibleDad1982

I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more.

I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because of these satanic products that nintendo is providing to children worldwide.


My kids were extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. They protested all week about it and won't give up. They still insist I give them the game console that will turn them into filthy whores.


Not only have these workers of the devil created devices to cause our kids to be brainwashed into satanists, they have already brainwashed them into wanting more of these devices of hell. Needless to say I grounded them for a week from video games because of their persistence to try to bribe me into giving them their demonic games from hell!

I feel bad for your kids

[Roland]

Originally Posted by NateTheKnucklehead

I feel bad for your kids

Why would that be? Would you care to explain?

[NateTheKnucklehead]

Originally Posted by Roland

Why would that be? Would you care to explain?

Getting rid of all video games that's rude AF m8! And let me ask you a tricky question: There's a Christian homeless guy on the street he prays every time every hour every minute, he knows the Bible from head to toe, why is he still on the street?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by NateTheKnucklehead

...And let me ask you a tricky question: There's a Christian homeless guy on the street he prays every time every hour every minute, he knows the Bible from head to toe, why is he still on the street?

Homelessness is usually rooted in mental health issues.


But why are you asking Roland to justify what's happened to this dude?

[NateTheKnucklehead]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Homelessness is usually rooted in mental health issues.


But why are you asking Roland to justify what's happened to this dude?

when i open this site and see that somebody replied to me and wants answers or asks questions (almost same things) i am like: y tho, and if somebody started a comment war i am like: AYYY LMAO

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Video games in general are a bad deed, but unrealistic ones like the ones from Nintendo are the worst. I hope this company will go bankrupt sooner or later.

[IonTelevision Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Who's to say that they're going to do the things you said they were going to do, if they're children, the things you mentions probably won't even cross their minds. See, your statements are truly uninformed, I own a Switch myself and the thought of one of those controllers going in my[UNNECESSARILY RUDE WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] is truly disturbing, But i can say, I bounced on[DIRTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR] to this for half a minute before i had to respond to this retardedness.:thumb down:: thumbdown::thumbd own:

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by IonTelevision

Who's to say that they're going to do the things you said they were going to do, if they're children, the things you mentions probably won't even cross their minds.

You're mistaken dear. Children are by nature vile sinners with impulse control problems that make them ripe for Satan's Army. Parents who love their children know not to trust them or to let them exercise creativity outside the confines of Vacation Bible School activities.

[IonTelevision Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

You're mistaken dear. Children are by nature vile sinners with impulse control problems that make them ripe for Satan's Army. Parents who love their children know not to trust them or to let them exercise creativity outside the confines of Vacation Bible School activities.

Children may be vile sinners, but they're not some sort of sexual demon.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by IonTelevision

Children may be vile sinners, but they're not some sort of sexual demon.

I didn't say children are sexual demons, dear. Demons are demons, and we know they inhabit sinners. Children are sinners and are therefore open and receptive to hosting Satan's minions. They are like the Martha Stewart of humanity - they open up their hearts and lay out a banquet of spiritual goodies for the demons to gobble up and entertain themselves with.

[TuggSpeedman]

Gonna Cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe [POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and [SIN LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]?



Hehhhhhh General, my poop sock is full!


ekiL eB saggiN (read backwards! teehee)


btw im making piffleing mac and cheese and nobody can stop me


YOU WANT COFFEE I JUST MADE COFEE ANYBODY WANT COFEE?


also you baptist scumbags need to realize you are the ones who are wrong in every way


straight up telling people they are going to hell is going to lower your image in God's eyes and definitely earn you a one way ticket to hades on the express train


i suggest you confess and become Traditional roman catholics while you still have a chance to save yourselves...


i thought the left and liberals were bad, but man you gay inbred incestbabies make me lose all faith in humanity's future


So long, Gay Bowser!
and SAYONARA NIGGA!


p.s. subscribe to pewdiepie

[Mary Etheldreda]

Friend, let me help! Go and find your caregiver right now and tell them you need your meds and to go to bed. Then sleep tight little one! May Jesus have mercy on your poor, battered soul and not hesitate to wake you in the morning!

[Scoutman03 (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by BibleDad1982

I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more.

I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because of these satanic products that nintendo is providing to children worldwide.


My kids were extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. They protested all week about it and won't give up. They still insist I give them the game console that will turn them into filthy whores.


Not only have these workers of the devil created devices to cause our kids to be brainwashed into satanists, they have already brainwashed them into wanting more of these devices of hell. Needless to say I grounded them for a week from video games because of their persistence to try to bribe me into giving them their demonic games from hell!

Excuse me, but wtf? You BURIED their games and consoles that cost over 100 dollars? Out of the fear of them turning into DEMONS OF HELL if they played it? WHY do people on here have so much hate towards videogames? Bored? Immediately jump to conclusions because you don't think straight? What IS IT people?!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Scoutmain03

Excuse me, but wtf? You BURIED their games and consoles that cost over 100 dollars? Out of the fear of them turning into DEMONS OF HELL if they played it? WHY do people on here have so much hate towards videogames? Bored? Immediately jump to conclusions because you don't think straight? What IS IT people?!

Bible, it is always about the Bible, girl. It is not hate, it is love towards our God.
And don't be childish, don't you know there is a devil, with lots of minions out there, trying to make you stumble into sin, gathering souls for their macabre theater of pain? Grow up and accept the world as it is!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Scoutmain03

Excuse me, but wtf? You BURIED their games and consoles that cost over 100 dollars? Out of the fear of them turning into DEMONS OF HELL if they played it? WHY do people on here have so much hate towards videogames? Bored? Immediately jump to conclusions because you don't think straight? What IS IT people?!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Scoutman03 (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Ha! The Xbox is made by the microsofts, not the Nintendos.

Jesus wins again!

Proverbs 18:2 - A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself

YIC

they never said X-box was made by Nintendo..?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Scoutmain03

they never said X-box was made by Nintendo..?

What is your point, dear Sinner? For Jesus it is absolutely irrelevant which type of sinful machine a person uses for personal gratification. As long as these devices are sinful (and they are based on the relentless investigations by our Brethren), they all lead to Eternal Damnation. Playing a "Switch" or an "X-men Box" are both equally abominable. If you play on one, you've played on them all.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Scoutman03 (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

What is your point, dear Sinner? For Jesus it is absolutely irrelevant which type of sinful machine a person uses for personal gratification. As long as these devices are sinful (and they are based on the relentless investigations by our Brethren), they all lead to Eternal Damnation. Playing a "Switch" or an "X-men Box" are both equally abominable. If you play on one, you've played on them all.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

X-men box. ok gotta admit, didn't see that one coming. My point is, if your gonna say something, check yourself before you wreck yourself. And it's a hobby, gaming is a hobby. It's not evil.