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    Happy Pie Day!

    Every March 14, geeks all over the world (the USA) celebrate pie day because 14/3 is approximately pi (~4). All I can say is... sine me up.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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    Re: Happy Pie Day!

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    Every March 14, geeks all over the world (the USA) celebrate pie day because 14/3 is approximately pi (~4). All I can say is... sine me up.
    1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2, Brother. Pi = 3.


    March 14 as "pi" day is only for the deranged "scientists" who actually believe that pi = 3.14.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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      Re: Happy Pie Day!

      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
      Every March 14, geeks all over the world (the USA) celebrate pie day because 14/3 is approximately pi (~4). All I can say is... sine me up.
      That looks nice. Since I am late, can we increase the value of pi a bit to compensate for my tardiness? 15/3 is ~a whole slice extra. An extra slice of pie seems good to me.
      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        Re: Happy Pie Day!

        Originally posted by Roland View Post
        That looks nice. Since I am late, can we increase the value of pi a bit to compensate for my tardiness? 15/3 is ~a whole slice extra. An extra slice of pie seems good to me.
        As we've already established, Bible-denying scientists increase the value of pi by slightly more than 0.14 in order to fit their Godless mathematics. The theory of pi is anti-Christian and the revealed truth that pi=3 needs to be taught in schools as well or else we'll sue.


        If you want pie, go acquire a wife and have it bake you one.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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