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  • #76
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    I am almost - not quite - but almost ready to shake the dust off my shoes for this one. (Matthew 10:14)


    Imagine no one hearing of Man Seed(C)! It boggles the True Christian(TM) mind. And it's hard to find something to boggle my mind since I am a young, intelligent, well-built, handsome certified equine gnathologist, with veterinary training and proudly attending a seminary by mail to achieve my doctor of divinity degree so I can be a youth minister specializing in homer youths.


    The only thing keeping me in prayer for this heathen is that I believe in JESUS and the power of His Holy Blood, no matter how dark the sin. (Isaiah 1:18)
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • #77
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      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      An adult who does not know where babies come from, eh?

      No wonder you are gaywise. It’s takes a man AND a women to make a baby, dingus

      I see you DID run away from my challenge to use facts to prove Jesus is in favour of homersexualisticalism.

      How very typical of an Atheist: passing other people’s opinions off as your own: I bet you hate all the Good Works Christians do.

      YIC
      I'm gonna start with this: Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of attempted gang rape, not sodomy.

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      • #78
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        Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
        I'm gonna start with this: Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of attempted gang rape, not sodomy.
        And how do you know that there was no preponderance of anal rape?

        As someone so impressed with so called science you will remember that onus probandi incumbit ei qui dicit, non ei qui negat.

        So, evidence please.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #79
          Re:

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          And how do you know that there was no preponderance of anal rape?

          As someone so impressed with so called science you will remember that onus probandi incumbit ei qui dicit, non ei qui negat.

          So, evidence please.

          YIC
          "Lot was violating the custom of Sodom...by entertaining unknown guests within the city walls at night without obtaining the permission of the elders of the city. When the men of Sodom gathered around to demand that the strangers be brought out to them, "that they might know them," they meant no more than to "know" who they were, and the city was consequently destroyed not for sexual immorality, but for the sin of inhospitality to strangers.[3]"

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          • #80
            Re:

            Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
            I'm gonna start with this: Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of attempted gang rape, not sodomy.
            I'm gonna repeat what I've been saying all along: read the Bible so you know what it says, already.

            Genesis 19 describes how Lot, after sheltering the two angels in his home, denies the crowd access to "know" them (which we'll agree means having sex with them, and as they and the crowd are all male, it would be homosexual sex). He offers his two virgin daughters up in their place.

            Are we agreed on happenings so far? Good.

            If God viewed "gang rape" (unBiblical concept, btw; women can only be raped once, after that it's adultery) as the crime in that situation, why didn't the angels destroy Lot instead, as he offered it to the crowd?

            According to the Bible, just considering homosexual sex is a much worse crime than offering up your virgin daughters to a mob's lust. One gets your entire city (and its uninvolved neighbour) destroyed, the other gets you celebrated as a heroic paragon for eternity.

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            • #81
              Re:

              Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
              "Lot was violating the custom of Sodom...by entertaining unknown guests within the city walls at night without obtaining the permission of the elders of the city...[3]"
              Bullshit. Read Genesis 19. It says the angels initially refused Lot's offer of his hospitality, and would remain "in the street". They were already inside the city walls, obv.


              Cue your re-explanation of how city walls were completely different than everything we have evidence for (like actual city walls from ancient times) and how "streets" ackshually ran on the outside.

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              • #82
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                Honestly, still don't give a shit.

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                • #83
                  Re:

                  Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
                  Honestly, still don't give a shit.
                  Then why are you here, dear? When you registered on this forum, you agreed to the fact you would be joining the chorus of Brothers and Sisters in Christ singing the praises of Jesus, and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him straight to Hell.

                  Hallelujah! Praise the LORD!

                  Now, stop trying to pick a fight, cut out the complaining, and start praising Jesus!


                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #84
                    Re:

                    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
                    Honestly, still don't give a shit.
                    Maybe go away?

                    It’s really rare that a Christian will stop wanting to help you find Christ but sometimes with people trapped in a web of anal terror you have to shake the gaywise dust from your sandles and move on.

                    Best of luck with the Hell and homerness and junk.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #85
                      Re:

                      Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
                      Honestly, still don't give a shit.
                      I see everything but honesty in your post.
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • #86
                        Re:

                        Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
                        Honestly...
                        How about you show you know what that word means, before expecting anyone to care about your opinion about anything?

                        You never gave a shit about anything else. And that's not a surprise to anyone here.

                        So keep on enabling fag-bashers and worse worldwide by identifying with them, champ.

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                        • #87
                          Re:

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          So keep on enabling fag-bashers and worse worldwide by identifying with them, champ.
                          Harming anybody, even homers for non Biblical(KJV1611) is an affront to Jesus.

                          Ephesians Chapter 4:31-32 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

                          Unless you want them dead for Jesus’ reasons (Lev 20:13) you are an awful person.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #88
                            Re:

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            Harming anybody, even homers for non Biblical(KJV1611) is an affront to Jesus.

                            Ephesians Chapter 4:31-32 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

                            Unless you want them dead for Jesus’ reasons (Lev 20:13) you are an awful person.

                            YIC
                            When did I say I want anyone dead?

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                            • #89
                              Re:

                              Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
                              Y'all people on here ain't know how to make amends or find common ground. Kind of sad actually.
                              Would you want to find a common ground with a serial killer?

                              ...

                              Exactly. We know we are right because the Bible tells us so. What middle ground can we possibly find with people who we know for a fact are wrong?

                              Or maybe you're one of those who says we should eat poop sometimes to reach the middle ground between us and billions of flies?

                              Gosh, atheists are so dumb!

                              Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
                              I'm gonna start with this: Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of attempted gang rape, not sodomy.


                              If you want to discuss the Bible, read it first.

                              Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
                              Honestly, still don't give a shit.
                              The fact that you're still here tells me otherwise. I know that deep down you do want let Jesus inside your heart!

                              We'll help you! You should start by reading the Bible.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • #90
                                Re:

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Would you want to find a common ground with a serial killer?

                                ...

                                Exactly. We know we are right because the Bible tells us so. What middle ground can we possibly find with people who we know for a fact are wrong?

                                Or maybe you're one of those who says we should eat poop sometimes to reach the middle ground between us and billions of flies?

                                Gosh, atheists are so dumb!





                                If you want to discuss the Bible, read it first.



                                The fact that you're still here tells me otherwise. I know that deep down you do want let Jesus inside your heart!

                                We'll help you! You should start by reading the Bible.
                                1. I think there's a big difference between "homosexual" and "serial killer".2. I have read it.
                                3. "Start"? I have been.

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