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Model Rail Roading has been banned from Freehold since 1953. This came up recently with the ACLU law suite. Here is the explanation
Masturbation. Model Railroaders spend many hours in their basement working on their train sets our playing with their rail roads. The whole time they are without female company and exposed to considerable homosexual imagery (see below) Masturbation is almost inevitable.
False Church: Model Rail Road clubs meet once a week were they discuss their hobby in arcane language that outsiders would not be able to understand. To much like church
Anti-Christian: Christian decorated cars and locomotives are not commercially available. Plus the Model Rail Roader is playing at being God by creating his own world.
Socialism: model railroads have no banks, stockmarkets, board of directors, business consultants and vital components of the freemarket. Quite playing with your toy trains hippie and hire a consultant like a REAL American would.
Nature worship: This is counter intuitive. Most Christians consider the landscapes nature worship. In fact the nature worship is the use of green energy in the models which are powered by electricity and not gas or diesel.
Anti-Christian Music: blues and jazz. Enough said.
Idol Worship: the small statues of people place about their displays. The amount of effort and attention the model rail roader devotes to it is clearly idol worship.
Homosexual Symbology: trains in tunnels, pistons on locomotives, cabooses and coupling done by all male crews. Your typical model raid road set is as bad as a San Fransisco bath house. Yes real life rail roads have these elements by model raid roads take these to excess.
This is why the National Model Rail Roading Association has been teaming up with the Iowa State ACLU to sue the City of Freehold in Iowa State Court. Basically NMRRA is a collection of perverts out to force their depraved lifestyle upon us. I fervently pray they come to their sense and repent of their persecution before God smites them.
I also hope this post squelches the rumor that the model rail roading ban was started by Paster Zeke's great grand father in revenge against Zeke's father over the later's share of African Mission donations. Yes Tobias Flint was chairman of the Freehold Morals committee but the above list should show there is nothing petty about this ban.
Why Model Rail Roading is against Christianity.
Masturbation. Model Railroaders spend many hours in their basement working on their train sets our playing with their rail roads. The whole time they are without female company and exposed to considerable homosexual imagery (see below) Masturbation is almost inevitable.
False Church: Model Rail Road clubs meet once a week were they discuss their hobby in arcane language that outsiders would not be able to understand. To much like church
Anti-Christian: Christian decorated cars and locomotives are not commercially available. Plus the Model Rail Roader is playing at being God by creating his own world.
Socialism: model railroads have no banks, stockmarkets, board of directors, business consultants and vital components of the freemarket. Quite playing with your toy trains hippie and hire a consultant like a REAL American would.
Nature worship: This is counter intuitive. Most Christians consider the landscapes nature worship. In fact the nature worship is the use of green energy in the models which are powered by electricity and not gas or diesel.
Anti-Christian Music: blues and jazz. Enough said.
Idol Worship: the small statues of people place about their displays. The amount of effort and attention the model rail roader devotes to it is clearly idol worship.
Homosexual Symbology: trains in tunnels, pistons on locomotives, cabooses and coupling done by all male crews. Your typical model raid road set is as bad as a San Fransisco bath house. Yes real life rail roads have these elements by model raid roads take these to excess.
This is why the National Model Rail Roading Association has been teaming up with the Iowa State ACLU to sue the City of Freehold in Iowa State Court. Basically NMRRA is a collection of perverts out to force their depraved lifestyle upon us. I fervently pray they come to their sense and repent of their persecution before God smites them.
I also hope this post squelches the rumor that the model rail roading ban was started by Paster Zeke's great grand father in revenge against Zeke's father over the later's share of African Mission donations. Yes Tobias Flint was chairman of the Freehold Morals committee but the above list should show there is nothing petty about this ban.
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