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Default 2012 is it the end ? - 11-15-2009, 10:15 PM

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Hollywood ( home of the elite homers) has yet produced another move making lite of Christians and there belief of The Book of Revelations.We as True Christians know that the end is coming,and that WE will join Jesus . Why is it that the Liberal unGodly Homers in Hollywood feel the need to make lite of the inevitable ? I say boycot the movie 2012 and all that support IT !
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-15-2009, 10:21 PM

2012 is superstitious rubbish originated by beaner injuns of no known value to civilization. Why, even our injuns are superior to them in all respects.

Jesus will come like a thief in the night (except he won't be black.) 2012 is garbage.




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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-15-2009, 10:51 PM

Coincidently, Dec 21, 2012 is the day the contractors tell me our family bunker will be completed and we plan to spend a few days down there making sure evrything works right. Has nothing to do with the Mayans or their silly calendar, we built it in case the terrorists launch a biological weapon AIDS attack or something and we have to spend a few years underground so we don't turn gay. Just want to make sure the place is secure and has no problems. Has nothing to do with the injuns, at all. Really.
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-15-2009, 10:59 PM

Hollywood sure likes to make money on the fears of people.Bit is it more than just the Mayans,the nostrel dammus feller says the same thing about 2012.My self if Jesus is coming I am ready and waiting to go with him ! But them Homers sure should not feed from the fears of ungodly non christian people. I think maybe they need to stick with movies like The Passion of Christ,or the age old classic Moses.
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-15-2009, 11:10 PM

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I think maybe they need to stick with movies like The Passion of Christ,or the age old classic Moses.
I kinda like The Ten Commandments but there sure were a lot of Joos in it. I think Charlton Heston was the only True Christian™ in the whole thing.
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-16-2009, 07:08 PM

Nope, 2012 will be a year like any other. The only existential risk man faces that year, like every year since 1949, is starting a nuclear war. Besides that, all should be fine.


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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-17-2009, 01:17 AM

Jesus will surely come back to Earth before then.

I go by the Holy Word of God, not some crazy prophecy from hundreds of years ago dreamt up by a drunk mexican.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-17-2009, 02:31 PM

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Hollywood sure likes to make money on the fears of people.Bit is it more than just the Mayans,the nostrel dammus feller says the same thing about 2012.My self if Jesus is coming I am ready and waiting to go with him ! But them Homers sure should not feed from the fears of ungodly non christian people. I think maybe they need to stick with movies like The Passion of Christ,or the age old classic Moses.
Lola, that movie, "Passion of the Christ" is off limits for you. If there is a copy in our home I want it out of there and destroyed by time I get home this afternoon. Also, I see the truck is ready for an oil change. There's a new filter in the bag by the gun safe and a new case of Pennziol outside by the smoker. What's for supper tonight?


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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-17-2009, 02:53 PM

I sure dont know why you want me to toss out that movie,Its got Mr Charlton Heston in it.And he sure loved guns.I will do as you say. You will have TOFU tonight.
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-17-2009, 03:04 PM

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Nope, 2012 will be a year like any other. The only existential risk man faces that year, like every year since 1949, is starting a nuclear war. Besides that, all should be fine.
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-18-2009, 12:26 AM

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Can you show us where in the Bible it says that?
That rather depends. The Bible doesn't claim 2012 is the end, so I would argue there is no significance to that year relative to any other. Though, of course, there's always a risk of a nuclear exchange, not that it's especially meaningful in this day and age.


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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-18-2009, 02:25 AM

One reason we could presume that 12/21/2012 is the end of the world would be to look at the U.S. Elections. 2012 is an election year and Obama will be running for re-election. If Obama is re-elected, God forbid, it would be a catastrophe. See, a president can only run for two terms, so the first term the president is more compromising and less assertive, because he wants to be re-elected for a second term. However, once he is elected for a second term, he could literally behave however he wants and make whatever decision he chooses to do so. He doesn't care if the public hates him; it's not like he has to worry about re-election.

History has shown that all presidents have more aggressive, personal second terms. Nixon had a fine first term, but in his second he got more ballsy and broke into Watergate. Reagan was well-liked in his first term, but in the second he made the personal decision with Iran-Contra. I want to make it clear that I don't admonish Nixon or Reagan for their actions: I fully support Watergate and Iran-Contra. But, the public didn't.

Look at Bill Clinton. He was bad in his first term but worse in his second! He got all cocky and thought he could get some action from a fat little Jewess. Even our dear Dubya was hated more in his second term, although I think it was for the better. After 2004, Dubya pushed more and more his own agenda and didn't take No for an answer. He didn't care if the public hated him; he just did what he knew was right.

Now, I find that very admirable and a good thing whenever we have a Republican in offense, but with Obama, it means he can live out his socialist fantasies moreso. Universal healthcare for the US in this term; next term we will be paying for African nations' healthcare. Obama has the potential to trigger a nuclear war or start an uprising or even a civil war.

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I sure dont know why you want me to toss out that movie,Its got Mr Charlton Heston in it.And he sure loved guns.I will do as you say. You will have TOFU tonight.
I swear sometimes that Lola she just can't think straight sometimes lately. She threw away her Ten Commandments movie! We didn't have Passion of the Christ after all and we never will. She got all turned around somehow and when I got home tonight and seen tofu on the table and no pie, well Lola got spanked her attitude adjusted. Lucky for her there was a couple steaks in the refrigerator and she's outside cooking them now. She's kinda mad, but kinda confused about why she made that dumb mistake. It don't matter none now. No harm done. I went and fished her movie out of the trash for her and she seen now it don't say Passion of the Christ.

This is a good example of why God made man the head of the woman. Sometimes they just do the dumbest things.

Ephesians 5:22-24
22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Does anyone know of a good movie about Jesus that wasn't made by papist dogs?


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That rather depends. The Bible doesn't claim 2012 is the end, so I would argue there is no significance to that year relative to any other. Though, of course, there's always a risk of a nuclear exchange, not that it's especially meaningful in this day and age.
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-18-2009, 09:50 PM

This thread has stirred up a lot of emotion in me simply for the fact that Charleton Hestons name has once again surfaced. Surely if there is an actor from Hollywood in Heaven it has to be him.
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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-24-2009, 11:55 AM

People have been proclaiming "the end is nigh for centuries", what makes you think it will end then? I'm pretty sure that there isn't a set date for the end. If I ask for scripture you'll ask me so we're at an impasse. Lets leave the end of the world talk for loonies.


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Default Re: 2012 is it the end ? - 11-24-2009, 02:07 PM

Actually, I am looking forward to 2012... I sure hope those squatters are out of the White House by then! It will be a long time before that smell of popcorn is out of there.


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